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Iran Fires 200 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles at Israel. Kills a fricking grand total of 1 person. A fricking Palestinian. :marseydarkxd:

2 Israeli's injured

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/following-mass-iran-attack-medics-say-just-2-lightly-wounded-by-shrapnel-in-tel-aviv/

1 Palestinian dead

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/palestinian-reported-killed-by-shrapnel-from-iran-attack-in-west-bank/

!jidf

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It would :marseymight: have taken you zero effort :marseymissing: to find out that the majority of the fired missiles were mid range cruise missiles. It's easy to tell that most people here migrated from reddit.

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What did you think the r in rDrama stands for?

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R-slurred. :marseyawardretard:

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During WW2 the Japanese sent a few weather balloons over the pacific that dropped a few bombs in California. The media agreed not to report on any of it because they wanted the Japs to think it didn't work.

I'm starting to think this strategy might be applied more often than we know.

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genius

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Most competent muzzies :marseyfacepalm:

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Absolute state of Persian warfare :marseyxd:

How the frick did Mark Antony lose to these r-slurs? :marseyflagromanempire2:

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I think the bigger question is how did Italy ever rule anything?

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God punished the Romans for killing Jesus by turning them into Italians.

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Everyone let them think so, like a downie ceo

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Mark Antony

https://media.tenor.com/82s1POSmgm0AAAAx/caitlin-snow-killer-frost.webp

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Sorry for dead naming her. I meant to say Marsey Aevany :marseytwerkingfast:

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??

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does "Mark Anthony" sound like a fricking Roman name to you

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https://media.tenor.com/_WougRR34qAAAAAx/nicki-minaj-taylor-swift.webp

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because he had undiagnosed autism and was a spazz. I wish I swam in egyptian kitty like him tho :(

@FormerLurKONG

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278165075140138.webp

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>people fought a war over this

I hate other men sometimes.

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She was, allegedly, a charming conversationalist.

Also, no one really fought over Cleopatra: Julius Caesar deposed her brother and installed her in because having a friendly ruler in a neighboring power was useful, and with Marc Antony there was already a conflict for the fate of Rome going on where she picked what seemed like the winning horse and sweetened the pot with s*x.

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That was the only foid in the entire empire who bathed regularly.

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BVILT for BRC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727825119192092.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278252527544997.webp !historychads !soyteens

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Can i get black or chinese please?

!commenters

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They really are God's chosen people huh :marseyxd:

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They targeted air bases no civilians you tard

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Then how the frick did they hit Palestine?

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God knows how to protect his chosen people and frick with the imposters

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Iranian targeting

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if a missile gets intercepted it has to fall somewhere, this is not very hard to understand man.

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im not getting it.

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Thing go up

Thing get exploded

Thing go down

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How would that happen? That would mean tons of Israeli civilians have died because of the iron dome above Tel Aviv. Which would mean the iron dome or any other missile defence system doesn't actually work

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Thing go up

People go bunker

Thing explode booooom

Thing in pieces

Pieces go down

People in bunker safe

People not in bunker sad

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People were recording videos of iron dome shooting down missiles. Do you just make up stuff like the reddit libs?

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I was joking before, but are you actually r-slurred? Do you think the Iron Dome pulverizes the missiles? Of course there's debris, but Israelis have bombshelters, so they don't get crushed by them.

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very bold and interesting thanks.

@FormerLurKONG

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dw about it

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Darn, their only kill was actually made by the jews :marseyflagirangenocide:

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Don't be a fricking buzkill, I'll seriouspost about the fricking effectiveness of the fricking attack with you later if you want

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I have hope again, no more dooming

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Pills going well then?

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Just put the fries in the bag man

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Lol, you thirdies do that.

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This is the Palestiod version of when @ZombifyingChill says every school has a Hamas nuke in it.

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I've seen them. They make their children build the fricking nukes :#marseycry:

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wait . . . fricking? the children are fricking nukes?

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:marseypearlcl#utch:

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Has the IDF's air superiority been shattered as a result?

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according to Iranian media they lost a fair amount of jets actually, the runways are probably destroyed too.

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So when's the Iranian followup?

Obviously the present would be the right time for them to attack, while IDF air power is weak. If they wait even a couple weeks they'll probably be back up and running.

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Reported by:

Im not an IRGC general sadly, im just telling you what the reports are.

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My IRGC car rental business is in shambles

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according to Iranian media

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>according to Iranian media

:#marseysleep: !jidf

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>even doe the OP is literally times of israel

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:#hesrightyouknow: both are bs, random xitter and telegram accounts are the true sources of trustworthy information in current year.

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Well I exclusively get my news from Zionist sources :marseyindignantturn:

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This, but unironically :#marseyisraellove::#marseyisraellove::#marseyisraellove:

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https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/death-toll-in-jaffa-terror-attack-revised-to-six-say-police/

One random muslim with a fricking gun did more damage than the fricking full force of Iran.

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I feel like Iran and Russia are in a contest to see who has the worlds least effective military lol

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278082988883424.webp

:marseywhirlyhat:

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mentally buckbroken

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yeah, why are they talking? there's nothing of consequence they can do. this goes for the whole EU: the only thing they can do is impotently wag their fingers.

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the only thing they can do is impotently wag their fingers.

I'm pretty :marseyglam: sure that's their national :marseyatgunpoint: past-time

!americas

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You're forgetting what an important influental leader Angela Merkel was!!!!

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FIRING MISSILES, BAD

:lappsoytalking#:

!germs

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I'm going :marseysalmaid: to slit my wrists before :marseyskellington: they drag me to the sand dimension, I hate every cute twink :marseyhomofascist: in this conflict :marseynoyouoccupy: and the r-slurred :marseyretard4: Reddit :marsey2commies: BIPOCs roaming this shit hole.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278161195844588.webp

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@Murdervann HEY LOOK AEVANN MY FIRST CHUD AWARD AS A JANNY! :marseysoypointglow:

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too bad it was totally unwarranted lmao