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Remember how the Serbs GTFO'd from Slovakia, before there were even any reprisals coming from Slovaks, because the civilians genuinely sincerely expected too be treated as bad by the slovaks as their genocidal military had treated the Slovakians.

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Do you mean Slovenes?

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Everything bad that has ever happened in the last 100 years is Russia's and France's fault, and to a lesser degree Serbia's.

Dragutin Dimitrijević was the head of Serbian Military Intelligence and assassinated his own king and queen in 1903 because they didn't hate Austrians enough.

In 1911 Dragutin and his new king were trying to think of a way to have Serbia assassinate the Emperor of Austria-Hungary.

By 1914 he heard about three r-slurs -- including Gavrilo Princep -- who thought it would be a meme to assassinate the son of the Emperor, Archduke Ferdinand.

Dragutin was like "eh, 90% solution with almost no effort? In down." He helped the r-slurs and their r-slur friends by giving them training in Belgrade, and gave them the weapons and transportation they needed.

The r-slurs fricked it all up and Gavrilo Princep went to get a sandwich, a bowl of cheddar broccoli soup, and a slice of fresh bread so he could eat his feelings. The emperor's son's car stalled outside of that exact same Panera and so Gavrilo shot him and his wife in the world's first Reverse-Driveby-Shooting.

Austria-Hungary was hella mad. It was as if Kamkam had won the election (!khive !nonchuds) but Mexico shot her before inauguration day.

Assassinating a head-of-state is an act of war, and so Austria made demands on Serbia which they refused to agree to.

Russia and France thought that Serbia was good and cool so they officially started WW1 because they are gay and they suck and hate human life. They could have let Serbia and Austria-Hungary fight it out and keep it localized. They didn't have to get involved. But they chose to and ruined the whole world forever.

Russia and France and Serbia are why there isn't peace in the Middle East.

!burgers this is why we should have nuked Paris, Berlin, Moscow, and Tokyo.

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German cope, they destroyed Europe at least 3 times in the period and still have the audacity to blame others for it.

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The Emperor's only son, Rudolph the Simp, killed hinself in a suicide pact with some foid. Franz Ferdinand was like a nephew or some shit drafted in as a replacement heir. The emperor grew to dislike him and reported that his death was a huge weight off his shoulders.


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London too?

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There are many reasons to nuke London

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But the main one against it is that it's valuable real estate. It's way more economical to rent space there.

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Nah they let us use their island as a staging point.

Nazis are bad -- the worst -- but France deserved what they got in 1940 because of the demands they and Belgium made in the Treaty of Versailles while explicitly excluding Germany from table.

Woodrow Wilson was a prophet and offered the 14 Points. France did not heed them. They wanted revenge for the Franco-Prhssian War because their inbred Napoleon III failed to break an envelopment and instead got enveloped about 1 month into a 9 month war.

Frankly if the US hadn't intervened in WW1 after the exit of then-new-Communist Russia, and if Germany hadn't ever started unrestricted warfare, Germany would probably have asked for western Polish lands (Lebensraum) and WW2 would never have happened and no Holocaust and no Israel.

Palestinians would call themselves Ottomans.

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But there wasn't one

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Hey now, let's not forget the Ottomans

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Why not? Everyone else did.

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