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Everything bad that has ever happened in the last 100 years is Russia's and France's fault, and to a lesser degree Serbia's.

Dragutin Dimitrijević was the head of Serbian Military Intelligence and assassinated his own king and queen in 1903 because they didn't hate Austrians enough.

In 1911 Dragutin and his new king were trying to think of a way to have Serbia assassinate the Emperor of Austria-Hungary.

By 1914 he heard about three r-slurs -- including Gavrilo Princep -- who thought it would be a meme to assassinate the son of the Emperor, Archduke Ferdinand.

Dragutin was like "eh, 90% solution with almost no effort? In down." He helped the r-slurs and their r-slur friends by giving them training in Belgrade, and gave them the weapons and transportation they needed.

The r-slurs fricked it all up and Gavrilo Princep went to get a sandwich, a bowl of cheddar broccoli soup, and a slice of fresh bread so he could eat his feelings. The emperor's son's car stalled outside of that exact same Panera and so Gavrilo shot him and his wife in the world's first Reverse-Driveby-Shooting.

Austria-Hungary was hella mad. It was as if Kamkam had won the election (!khive !nonchuds) but Mexico shot her before inauguration day.

Assassinating a head-of-state is an act of war, and so Austria made demands on Serbia which they refused to agree to.

Russia and France thought that Serbia was good and cool so they officially started WW1 because they are gay and they suck and hate human life. They could have let Serbia and Austria-Hungary fight it out and keep it localized. They didn't have to get involved. But they chose to and ruined the whole world forever.

Russia and France and Serbia are why there isn't peace in the Middle East.

!burgers this is why we should have nuked Paris, Berlin, Moscow, and Tokyo.