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Yahya Sinwar had not eaten for three days before he was killed on 16 October, according to an autopsy carried out by Israeli forensic doctors and carried by Israeli media.

Chen Kugel, director of Israel's national forensic institute, revealed that one of Sinwar's fingers was amputated to obtain a DNA sample for verification as he had previously been imprisoned and had a medical record.

Kugel said that Sinwar had survived for several hours before succumbing to a bullet wound that caused severe brain damage.

After the autopsy, Sinwar's body was reportedly moved to an undisclosed location, according to Israeli reports.

This is the whole 'article' :marseyreading: Not eating for three days is the only new information.

You'd think if Hamas were stealing all the food entering Gaza their leader would have eaten something in the 3 days before he died

I assumed it's some religious fasting thing when I read that frankly :marseyshrug:

"succumbing to a bullet wound that caused severe brain damage"

That's an odd way to say he got shot in the brain with a rifle that immediately killed him.

It's the same thing tho? :marseyseethe:

They bombed him from afar. The Israelis don't fight soldiers against soldiers.

Nor does Hamas or Hezbollah. "Fair fights" don't interest serious war-fighters

Hezbolla has been fighting them not flattening apartments where IDF might live

Out of the goodness of their hearts, I'm sure of it, and not because they simply can't :marseysmug2:

Yes only morally inept groups that target children like Israel does

Fun way of dunking on the entire Middle East :marseylaugh:

I read it as he had been shot in the head and it took time until it killed him

"What a legend" I thought

May he forever live in your heart :marseypraying:

Not necessarily. He was killed w/ a tank shell. He was already dead when IDF "bravely" shot him in his head from close range.

What a display of heroism by the IDF.

Why risk it when you can double tap? :marseythumbsup:

This is beside the point, but their claim that they had to amputate a whole finger to obtain a DNA sample is absolutely ridiculous. In an era where touch DNA is used to solve crimes, they did not need a finger. Just a coverup for their depraved "trophy" collecting.

Do you think someone in Israel is wearing Sinwar's finger on a necklace? :marseyfsjal:

That's what I was gonna say. Wasn't he also missing an arm and still fighting with his last breath?

Hand, but he still used the other to throw a stick at a drone as one of his last acts

I can't tell if the last comment is mocking the dude or not :lelolidk:

The Israeli press runs these sorts of stories to make their domestic audience happy. They love knowing he suffered. Sick sick people.

Yeah, I wonder why? Truly a mystery :marseyhmm:

That's the way they see it. The rest of us with a clear mind recognize this as proof that they're purposely starving people and hamas is not hoarding all that food. The food is simply not getting in.

That maybe Hamas isn't the boogyman we're all lead to believe.

An objectively brave group of fighters, far moreso than anyone in Israel. They're so racist they can't even comprehend that people would admire Sinwar for his last stand.

>objectively brave

>hide in tunnels with hostages

:marseysmug:

Once again, Israel is revealed to be lying thru their teeth

One thing I learned from this conflict is that semitic races are literally uncapable of not lying :marseymerchant:

Lion

And dead :marseydead:

Man, why do they keep publishing information that makes this man look like a hero?

Because they're obsessed with strength, superiority, and humiliating their enemies. It's the same reason they released the video of his death; they're so high on extreme racism that they don't realise most of the world doesn't see Arabs as subhuman like they do.


Everyone there seems to be seriously lacking in emotional intelligence it seems.


I haven't seen this mentioned in any mainstream US or Israeli English language news outlets, personally, so I don't think this is something Israel is trying to get out there. Probably something just mentioned in the autopsy report, which you'd need to be able to read Hebrew to tease out. Releasing the video of his last moments was unquestionably stupid, though. I don't know what they were thinking there.


You mean publishing the truth


It doesn't make him look like a hero... but it does undercut the idea that Hamas is hoarding food.

:marseycope:

Another self-own by the Zio-Nazis. Seriously I think the genocidal entity will destroy itself from the inside.

This time Israel is finished :marseysal:

Israel spends billions on creating propaganda and train people to create, yet they've scores a massive own goal with Sinwar's death, and seem totally unaware of it..

Touching hearts or whatever is useless when the people who look up to your martyr are too stupid to carry out a war :marseyshrug:

"The leaders of Hamas are living comfortably in Qatar" 🤡

It was already known that Sinwar is still in Gaza and he was trying to run from there :marseyconfused:

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It's mostly speculation but it's plausible. :marseyshrug: We know there's got to be quite a few Hezbollah officers working for Israel.

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What is left of Hamas? : anime_titties
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/173071871768921.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17307187179633553.webp

Just fascinating the things zoomies will do because its the internet trend.

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Neither of these worth it's own post frankly, so I put them together :marseyfluffy:

Lots of conspiracy theories that Iran either tested or messed up a nuke, or that SUA and/or Israel bombed one of their nukes. I don't know anything about Iran's tectonic history so whatever, but if anyone wants to check there are lots of :marseysmirk2: twitter comments.

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1gjaifz/two_of_irans_revolutionary_guards_die_in/

And the gyro crash. I'm impressed these guys even had the guts to climb the pseudo-copter considering what happened last time :marseyshrug:

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Israel-Hezbollah War: Lessons Learned so far

I was wrong... about a lot of things and remarkably accurate about others. I planned to do a lessons learned thing after the war if it ended soon, but that isn't going to happen and I'm afraid with the election I'll forget about all this. Also a very large number of folks with special needs have become very interested in me and are telling me I said certain things that I actually didn't, so I ought to refresh their memory. Also I apparently lack humility. I never admit that I'm wrong and I think I know everything. I guess that's true if you ignore all the times I've admitted I was wrong and all the times I've not written about something because I don't know about it.

Pre-War

On Oct 7, this is what I expected if full-scale war broke out between Israel and Hezbollah:

  • IDF will be completely unopposed in the air and use that to inflict heavy casualties, a few thousand at least. IDF will make devastating attacks on civilian infrastructure too.

  • Hezbollah will respond with saturation attacks, firing so many rockets at once that Iron Dome can't handle all of them. These will cause significant damage to the economy.

  • Hezbollah will also keep a lot of its rockets to use in daily harassing attacks.

  • IDF will invade on the ground, advance very slowly (like in Gaza), and eventually run out of steam. They'll get farther than in 2006 but not all the way to the Litani.

  • IDF will suffer from poor intelligence compared to Hezbollah, especially human intelligence.

  • The war will last a long time. Much longer than in 2006. Months at least or maybe years.

Reality

So, how did I do?

IDF will be completely unopposed in the air and use that to inflict heavy casualties, a few thousand at least.

First part is a no-brainer.

:marseyjetbombing:

Second part I'm getting right so far. Both sides agree that it's somewhere above 2,000 dead. If anything, I'm a bit surprised that after 3+ months of really intense bombing it's not higher.

Third part is true, but I wasn't completely right. There's targets that I assumed would be hit right away (airport, bridges) that haven't been and I never anticipated that Israel would go after individual bank outlets. Also they've destroyed some housing in south Beirut but I expected they would have done more by now.

Hezbollah will respond with saturation attacks, firing so many rockets at once that Iron Dome can't handle all of them. These will cause significant damage to the economy.

First part I was 100% wrong about. They don't seem to have tried to shoot more than 100 in a day, where I expected they would shoot 100 at once. I'm not sure what their logic was here. They need to hoard a lot of them to keep firing into the future, but I don't see why they didn't try it out at least once. Maybe it's the gradual way the war developed, where by the time Hezbollah was ready for that kind of escalation it was too disorganized.

:#marseyhwacha:

Second part I was wrong about. There has been a disruption to the economy from the citizens of the north being forced to evacuate, but I expected that the rockets would actually hit something and life in Haifa would be disrupted.

Hezbollah will also keep a lot of its rockets to use in daily harassing attacks.

100% correct. They've kept firing daily for months and there's no sign of them letting up.

IDF will invade on the ground, advance very slowly (like in Gaza), and eventually run out of steam. They'll get farther than in 2006 but not all the way to the Litani.

Wrong, but not in a way you r-slurred chuds can gloat over. They didn't lose the ground war because there wasn't a ground war. The IDF crossed over in some sectors and blew up villages along the border. That's it. They've had about 30 killed to gain 3 kilometers in 3 months a month [thx @Mr_Hershey_Nesquik for catching this], so it's safe to assume that if there had been a real invasion it would have stalled quickly.

IDF will suffer from poor intelligence compared to Hezbollah, especially human intelligence.

What really happened wasn't even the opposite of this, it was the opposite of this x10. Somehow since 2006 the Israelis have developed an incredible ability to track down the locations of Hezbollah leaders. Not just the top level leaders in Beirut but also the military commanders at the front. It's to be expected that they have really good signals intelligence and access to American satellites, but they must have also infiltrated the organization in multiple different places. The beepers thing proves it. To be fair to me, nothing like this has ever happened in any war ever so it wasn't easy to predict.

The war will last a long time. Much longer than in 2006. Months at least or maybe years.

Again, this is a no-brainer. Nobody (except for some tarded chuds in here) expected that they were going to blitzkrieg to Beirut in a few days.

Assumptions

Let's look at some of the assumptions I made (I believe mottecels call these "priors") that led me astray:

  • Israeli intelligence will be worse or on par with Hezbollah's. In the decades they had spent fighting Hezbollah they had failed to infiltrate or track down their leaders. Also Oct 7 proves that they're not supermen. I think I can be excused for this since nobody else in the world predicted it.

  • Hezbollah has 150,000 rockets. After the 2006 war you started seeing articles about how Hezbollah was building up its rocket arsenal. There would be "estimates" over the years that they now have 10,000, 30,000, 50,000. For a while it plateaued at 100,000. Then in recent years it was bumped up to 150,000. I've always been skeptical of these numbers since there was never an explanation of how someone could know that. It was probably coming from counting how many boxes were being unloaded from planes, which is far from an exact science. So I suspected the number was exaggerated. Apparently it's not even in the ballpark. Since Oct 7 they've fired about 8,000. If they had 150,000 rockets they could keep up the current rate of fire every day for 9 years. They're not that patient. All the experts believed in the 150,000 number so if anything I deserve some credit for actually doubting it.

  • We can apply what we know from the 2006 war to this war. This assumption is kind of mandatory because there's nowhere else to start from. For both Israel and Hezbollah that was the last time they were in this kind of war, so we don't have much else to go on. I actually did a pretty good job of extrapolating from that in some areas, like knowing that the IDF wouldn't make substantial gains on the ground. But their amazing feat of intelligence work completely shocked me.

Conclusion: All in all, I think I did fairly well. There were some big surprises but they were big surprises for everyone else too.

:marseyshrug:

If you actually bothered to read this and want to point out some more mistakes I've made, please do so. Here's some tips:

:#marseystrawman:

  • Talk to me, not your straw man of me.

  • Don't accuse me of loving Hezbollah just because I don't personally identify with either side.

  • Read carefully. Make sure you're not accusing me of saying the exact opposite of what I'm saying. That's happened a lot lately.

  • If you feel that a relatively impartial observer talking about a war far away is the most offensive thing on this site, do some self-crit.

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I hate the antichrist!

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Video of the kidnapping:

https://media.tenor.com/jNpjDl_YK2gAAAAx/turtle-eat.webp

:chadj!ew: : Oh? You're not in those tunnels any longer? Fine.

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Rumors: Hezbollah ready to throw in the towel

There's lots of rumors that Hezbollah has accepted in principle a cease-fire with Israel that doesn't include Gaza. It sounds quite plausible to me. This war didn't go how they (or a lot of people) expected it would and they at least need some time to regroup and figure out who hasn't been killed yet.

Also, as I've been stressing here for years and none of you r-slurs listened, Hezbollah is in a really bad spot in domestic politics right now.

Does this mean a cease-fire soon? Of course not. Even if both sides truly wanted peace it would take a long time to work out the details. But at least they can maybe start working toward that now.

Anyway, I'm not promising anything, but I want all you r-slurs to read and internalize this so that I don't hear a year from now "you said Hezbollah would never surrender!"

:#marseyfortuneteller:

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plus some socialist drama:

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!jidf

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Redditard lawyers aren't

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:marseytaliban: Hezbollah is descending into civil war for some reason :ma!rseyisis:

This is the second time they bombed UN in two deys :marseylaugh:

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1gf06dk/a_rocket_launched_by_hezbollah_terrorists_struck/

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304091696801212.webp

lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730409169937914.webp

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!nooticers !chuds :mjlol:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173040520717726.webp

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How do people in your country view Israel? : AskMiddleEast

Arabs are like zombies.

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HEARTBREAKING: Israel mourns the loss of great comedian and war hero :marseycrying: :marseysulk: :marseycry:

"You entered Gaza (after Hamas's October 7, 2023, onslaught) to take revenge — as much as possible. [Against] women, children — everyone you saw. As much as possible. That's what you wanted," said Uriah Ben-Natan, the brother of 22-year-old Sgt. First Class (res.) Shuvael Ben-Natan, from the northern West Bank settlement of Rehelim.

"You were the happiest and biggest goofball in the platoon. We realized this for the first time when you set a house on fire without approval in order to boost morale," said one of his fellow soldiers in a subsequent eulogy at the funeral.

Ben-Natan's father David referenced his son's arrest last year for shooting dead a 40-year-old Palestinian man in front of his wife and children while they were harvesting olives in the West Bank.

Despite having been severely wronged, Ben-Natan put what happened behind him and decided that he was still going to enlist after October 7, his father claimed at the funeral.

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