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r/singapore sneeds as Authorised Covid Snitches are filmed measuring if people are sitting 1 metre apart in 2022 
SDAs are Safe Distancing Ambassadors or fricking snitches that are employed by the Singapore Government to ensure Covid safety measures, and they were filmed in a restaurant measuring if the seats were a safe distance apart 
Nobody really likes them because they're like IRL jannies who can annoy the heck out of you or your businesses by taking pictures of you or your workplace to send to the giga jannies
Next are the Safe Distancing Enforcement Officers or IRL giga jannies who have the legal rights to:
At any time without warrant and with such force as may be necessary, stop, board, enter, inspect and search any premises or conveyance
Require any person to furnish any information within his knowledge
Demand that any person provide his or her name and address and other proof of identity
Prior to this incident there have been controversial cases involving the jannies or giga jannies:
1. Giga Jannies inspecting some dude's home without a warrant: https://www.todayonline.com/singapore/ura-refutes-man-who-claimed-warrant-needed-authorities-inspect-homes-potential-covid-19
2. Ex-military woman filmed scolding a janny when a janny told her to wear a mask: https://www.asiaone.com/singapore/woman-who-challenged-sda-mbs-shows-court-without-mask
Probably more but I can't recall/Stockholm Syndrome
THEIR RED ARM BANDS ARE NOT THE NAZI ARM BANDS IF YOU'RE ASKING
Apart from those snitches/jannies most places here require you to be vaxxed and though it's not officially a vaccine mandate, without it you pretty much can't enter almost everywhere, malls, restaurants, offices, you know the drill. Yes, we need to be boosted 
Edit: Yes we still have an indoor and outdoor mask mandate
We jailed & deported a bong who insisted on not wearing one because he was a sovereign citizen or some shit - https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/p6qk9e/benjamin_glynn_caught_for_not_wearing_a_mask/
Edit: there was an episode of a show where they sent mayo kids here lol
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this is what radical centrism looks like
edit: grammar nazis: “looks like” or “look like”? educate this
here
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looks
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Her bail is $12000 for not wearing a mask lol
She wasn't even indoors though? Is wearing a mask outdoors still mandatory over there?
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She challenged the authorities which is a big no-no, even threatened to reveal military secrets LOL
Yes I hate it
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That's some foid brain shit.
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I love this b-word, she deserves 1x honorary American drone strike of her choosing.
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Lifetime 50% off McDonalds discount
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Snapshots:
https://www.todayonline.com/singapore/ura-refutes-man-who-claimed-warrant-needed-authorities-inspect-homes-potential-covid-19:
https://www.asiaone.com/singapore/woman-who-challenged-sda-mbs-shows-court-without-mask:
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Used to be illegal but I'll take it under advisement
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We used to (still do?) have that too lmao. I can understand tho you deserved to be caned if you fail at even dying
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If I didn't know any better they made it legal because they KNEW about Covid back in January 2020
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We don't anymore. They decriminalized it a few years back.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/jibber-jabber/a-job-left-half-done/
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You know what it means bro
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I'm back.
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That actually sounds like it might be fun.
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What country is that?
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On mah way to the rope.
!slots100
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I never read anything except the topic title but why are the safe distance ambassadors standing so close togethee
Dont singapoors out you in jaim for decades for the slimmest of reasons anyways
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They follow the same creed of internet jannies, "rules for thee but not for me."
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very true, we allowed Bloomberg forum attendees to dine-in up to 5 people while we were only allowed up to 2 last year
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/bloomberg-forum-nov-delegates-dine-in-groups-5-venues-singapore-054329036.html
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Singapore is based, they still have caning for many crimes. 3 to 12 strokes for men aged 18 to 60 or something like that. Its pretty brutal, any more than 3 and youre probably gonna have significant permanent damage
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Less damage than losing years of your life in prison.
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I think they only do caning in addition to prison, you cant get it on its own
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Stop mansplaininng.
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Im gay, it doesnt count. Mansplaining is privilege + explaining. I shouldnt have to explain this, please educate yourself sweaty
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Someones never been properly caned...
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PICK UP THAT CAN.
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I'd love to make a snarky comment on how us eurostrags are superior because "we stand up to authoritarianism" or some gay shit like that, but I cant cause most European countries are cucked AF
Covid literally doesnt exist anymore in
land so you guys are always welcome should you want to go back to the good old days.
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Now thats a fricking hilarious picture
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It's a collage of modern-day London.
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Yeah, here is a more urban rendition. Ive never seen a JobCentre+ with unsmashed windows btw.
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Asian countries 🤝 authoritian governments
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The history of asians sperging out and causing problems for everyone is long and exhausting.
Governments realised that full control is the only way to keep them in check.
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based. this neurodivergent political enforcement is exactly what's allowing china and singapore to overtake us in gdp and talent. they know it's pointless, and they do it anyway, to instill discipline. meanwhile mayos whine and complain.
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It's true. The West racks disciprine -_-
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they don't even make their kids do 6h/day of geometry homework. it's sad. their kids get to spend time 'enjoying themselves' and 'growing' drinking soda, watching porn or reality shows, and doing makeup. sick.
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It's like
hall monitors and uber jannies had a baby
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1984
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You know something, people will call them "bug people" and alien all as they do - but Asian "people" really know how to eat. Look at how good that food looks, and it always comes as like a bunch of stuff to pick and mix. Dim sum style is the best way to eat you get a bit of everything!
Also, we dropped out mask and vax passport mandates TODAY! I'm looking forward to eating out again without a mask, at least for the 2 weeks it's probably going to last for before the re-impose it again. Maybe I'll get some dim sum and get coofed on by asian servers!
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Absolutely based Sigapore. I wish more countries took Covid this seriously
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🚨Bard bot (near miss) alert!🚨
I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...
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Seems more unsafe to be around people measuring them, but this is what reddit wanted so I'm fine with some of them having to experience the consequences of stoking mass fear
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Unironically they should try living here, they'll love to be controlled hard by daddy
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Singapoor is a gigabased country ngl
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Singapoor is the 3rd richest country by per capita GDP
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Based.
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That's some accent on the newscaster.
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Yeah that's the average Singaporean accent, grabbed a random video
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The idea of getting interrogated by in Singlish by police state thugs is going to give me nightmares. The only thing I'd be able to understand is "add oil lah" and then I'd realize I don't actually know wtf that means.
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Add oil = 加油 in chink - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiayou_(cheer)
The police are fine as long as you're not a massive peepee, not sure about the police state thugs cause you'll be disappeared
Based how we dealt with commies though - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Coldstore
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A clean solution to the commie problem without fricked-up massacres (Indonesia) or a civil war (most of SE Asia) is pretty based. I love how half the wikipedia article is about how really there wasn't a communist threat, it was all just imagined by... uhhh... everyone who wasn't a communist. That's some invalid bad faith gaslamping.
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Disneyland with the death penalty
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He posted an update 20 years later - https://www.wired.com/2012/04/opinion-jeyaretnam-disneyland-death-penalty/
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Why anybody thinks this burned out hippie is some kind of visionary is beyond me. He never knew anything about technology or had any insight into the future beyond repeating what was already common in pop culture in the 1970s. I didn't even need to read this because I could already predict what he'd write, that Singapore is terrible because there isn't enough degeneracy on public display. That's his real area of expertise, being a lazy r-slur who smokes a lot of weed and resents anyone more productive than him.
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William Gibson is pretty based.
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our redditors are sneeding because the government removed all restrictions lol
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same
off topic rant but man this just triggered me
federal election soon between the current government who kinda did frick all (liberal) versus the government who doesn't want to let you go outside (labor), but both want the government to control everything and track everything you do
all the states that have the massively cucked premiers and excessively neurodivergent rules, like those two psycho c*nts from the NT and WA, or the sociopaths in QLD and VIC, all labor
and because almost everyone in the country lives in coastal cities, everyone is a bugperson and wants more
this country is unironically finished
going to vote independent then probably
feels bad being a chinese vassal state
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There is a direct correlation between how many children a countries leaders have r*ped and are being blackmailed for, and how r-slurred the restrictions are.
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https://www.corpun.com/sgju9403.htm#andrea
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Apparently when he went back to burgerland he beat up his father lol
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Little orphan Michael was a born criminal.
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The caning dispute. That was some good drama. I was in America yelling "whoop his butt!!!"
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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm based?? singapore
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Singapore is a literal cyberpunk surveillance state filled with Chinamen. It’s an experiment of the grimwhite future
Also lol: https://onecms-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/s--4l1_FQqY--/f_auto%2Cq_auto/c_fill%2Cg_auto%2Ch_676%2Cw_1200/new-safeentry-gateway-for-tracetogether-token-3.jpg?itok=x4jXsqwC
Literally ((SafeEntry))
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wait till you hear how the police used it to track someone down when they promised not to lmao
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Sigmapore
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Citizen, how small is your peepee? When is the last time you fricked your wife?
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Heh they sorta instructed us on s*x when questioned on housing shortages that were happening before covid so you're quite correct
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Anyone who willingly chooses to live in a technocratic expression of neoliberal values deserves this
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Singapore is a much nicer place to live than wherever you do.
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Singapore is the epitome of "live in a pod, eat the bugs, own nothing". They are 100% reliant on importing new bugman workers every year because their incredibly high cost of living ensures that no one is able to have a family.
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Maybe Singapore isn't all bad after all, hit me up when you've deported all the asians.
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If I ever see a 红卫兵 even think about trying to start that shit with me I'll put them one meter below ground
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BASED Singapore seethemaxxing once again
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