Holy fricking based for cracking the game and schizoposting
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Empress broke Denuvo DRM on Hogwarts Legacy, but published the torrent with a message supporting J. K. Rowling, calling modern men sissies, and denouncing s and wokeness.
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What a queen.
Also lol at GCJ saying "anyone can crack denuvo" okay so why is there only like one person that does it now? Most sceners have retired.
Edit: lmao her cracked version runs better than the bought game
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Xhe needs to do more.
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Simps make the world go 'round.
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The duality of man lol.
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This is a better post when you crop out her reply at the end.
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Just for you ๐๐.
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nah the pathetic reply reminds me the ratio is exactly what she wants-- to get more eyes on her "entrepreneurship"
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I thought it was physically impossible to respect her more than I already did, but I was wrong
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id respect her more if she led him on and drained all his money
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Drain my wallet Daddy Aevann
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I should learn to crack games
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Chadded.
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This person has never interacted with a programmer
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Having known about Empress for nearly 24 hours, I'd confidently stake a claim that she herself is a
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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I hope the ghost of Ada Lovelace jumpscares you tonight, chud
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No, but sheโs probably fat.
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i think she looks like this
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Would
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This person is fantastically dramatic, a true schizoposter while being coherent enough and still managing to do good work at cucking DRMcels
I posted it in he other thread but this whole situation is similar to going to a sketchy inner-city deal to buy crack then when the dealer says โโ.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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She is the reincarnation of Terry Davis.
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can she also tell me to lock my peepee up while calling me a pervert
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C*M-CRAZed BRAinDEAD Hypnortized 65y/o DROOLING Hypno-Sissy FrickSLUT Seeks, HISTORY OF AMERICAN RAILROADS BOok Club SEnd Pm Thanx
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Bless the cracker scene. While modern "hackers" are just scamming third worlders and a bunch of incredibly cringe hacktivist s crackers still seem to retain the old spirit of hyperautism, showboating, and deranged plaintext ASCII ranting.
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We here at rdrama love crackers!
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Unlike modern "hackers" these guys are actually still sticking it to corpos instead of licking their boots.
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This release is insanely surprising. I always thought she was a and she cracked this insanely fast.
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Lets be real, its still a dude who pretends to be gussy to milk r-slurred nerds
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Dudes rock
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If you run her rants through gender detection algorithms it shows female
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TBH. the ying yang shit is pure foidery
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it's facts
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When the s started nagging at her she said she was devoting 100% of her time and energy to cracking the Game That Shall Not Be Named.
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With the requisite amount of autism she has to either be or one of our own biofoids.
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old school hsts maybe
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I kneel, Queen.
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this person has to work on developing Denuvo or something, I just don't believe someone can sit there for 9 days and crack a code of this significance that quickly.
If anyone has worked with code on this level you'll know it's not even comprehensible how someone could crack it in 9 days.
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Software anti piracy is more about annoying users than actual security
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It's possible there's just one flaw that hasn't been (or fundamentally can't be) patched that doesn't take that much effort to exploit. I could imagine a cryptographic weakness making some specific cracking technique feasible. Generating keys until you can infer a totient for instance, spotty implementations can open up stuff like that under the right conditions. Then it's not actually that much work to crack once you figure out how, just needs a few days of compute.
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do you know how many people still use md5 hashing for security just because it's the library they are used to using?
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It is if you remember how lazy these "people" are
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She gets thousands of thousands in donations for doing this lol if i knew how to and were paid like this i wouldnt mind bashing my head for 10 days straight for such a godly pay
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Give me a cool billion and I wouldn't even know where to start.
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Lol what a dumbass, give me a billion dollars and I'l get it cracked
By hiring empress
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Thats why i said if i knew how
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buy denuvo
discontinue product
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I'm not calling her lazy, im calling the jeets at denuvo lazy
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If (big IF) it is a biofoid, you know she has some simp who works at Denuvo who gives her all the information.
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given that it's for profit I wouldn't be surprised if it's more than one person going at it
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based beyond belief
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hahahha
https://old.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/119q40c/hogwartslegacydeluxeeditionempress/j9ogodb/?sort=controversial
holy cucked lmao they lost the name of their language it's like if to set the language to English you had to use "American"
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i will get to play it a week from now thanks to my ruralcel isp
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Tfw no starlink
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It's like 120US for infinite lmao. pricy but 100% worth
They'll slow you down if you're a shithead and torrenting @ all times but let you do it at night and not sink into your "cap" which is like 3tb or something
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I think the dish costs like $500 though
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just don't be poor lmao, the amount of time I've saved paying for the dish has been more than made up for in terms of work productivity
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Totalen Krieg against incels and incels in dresses
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I love this crazy b-word!!
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YEAR OF THE DRAMATARD
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Good for the to crack the game for us
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It's also on steamrip if anyone wants a DD
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Is the 1Fichier link there legit?
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Steamrip has never been caught distributing malicious software so it should be safe, just use an ublock origin condom for the ads
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Is it better to just use the Empress rip? Seems most of her stuff has been safe/optimized compared to the stock retail release
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It's her release, it's just reuploaded by the steamrip guys, I prefer steamrip because torrenting is too much effort
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Loll ๐คฃ
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Luv her
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How likely is it this has a miner in it? 100%, right?
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non issue for experienced pirates
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How so?
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test the game in a fresh vm or a spare isolated computer, scan it with reputable anti-virus software, ensure that it's not generating any network traffic, make sure it doesn't create any weird background services or do anything else fricky.
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Snapshots:
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Download it here:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/119q40c/hogwartslegacydeluxeeditionempress/j9o06nr/?sort=controversial:
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How come they didn't switch to hardware DRM yet?
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I thought they tried that and gaymers put up such a b-word fit they backed off
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I remember reading something about W11 and how it's gonna be very hard to beat DRMs specifically made for that version of the OS, but I don't remember anything else
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Darn this chick rocks
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how did I not know about this person before
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If you buy the game you support transphobia but if you pirate it you support homophobia and transphobia. Guess I'll just buy it the normal way to be safe
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I still maintain that xhe is a because no legacy hole would devote this.....
...oh, well then, lol
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Lovely thread
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Ohhh, is a repack just another compression method?
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Yeah
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I won't buy the game but I will donate to her
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I have no idea who they are but they are schizophrenic. Can I read more?
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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Here other rants are hosted here: https://model-map.github.io/EmpressNfo/
The maneater one is delightful too. She's the askgaybros version of a lesbian apparently
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This is a safe space for people too share their experiences and opinions. Ranting about other posters is not allowed. If you can't respect that, please find another platform too voice you're thoughts.
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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She said frick reddit. Offer her /h/Empress, maybe she'll come. Terfs seem to like it here
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Codex did it first.
Trans lives matter.
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Holy based. I to my queen.
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What is this queen's Telegram?
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