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someone invite her and mod her please
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!moidmoment we clocking this?
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i'm 99% sure empress is just a persona that a group of men use to get more attention LOL
no woman is neurodivergent enough to hack games apart for free and i doubt one single man could either
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Afaik "she" hasn't done it for free for quite a while
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they get donos or whatever, either way my point still stands!
empress is either a group of men or one extremely neurodivergent train
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It’s just a train IMO, the transphobic shit is just self-hatred
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Cracking games doesn't really require any particular intelligence or skill. All it takes is diligent effort over prolonged periods of time. It's most favourably compared to knitting or crochet, two well known female brained tasks.
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Sounds like one of those self-loathing tro0ns that hangs out on 4tran or whatever it's called
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/tttt/
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Biofoid, daughter of queen Solanas
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This but without a hint of irony
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Wife goals tbh
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can we accept that bipolar disorder is just another form of witchcraft/demon possession at this point? I don't think there's any evidence to suggest otherwise also chanlet speak at it's cringiest
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What year is it? 2006?
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it was all just a dream
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She is LITERALLY just like me.
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based and ladylike
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I can fix her
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There's nothing to fix here, she's flawless.
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Most AGP thing I’ve ever read
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God I love schizos
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Remember this: Whoever fricks sparingly will also c*m sparingly, and whoever fricks generously will also c*m generously. 2 Corinthians 9:6
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Yep. That's definitely a dude
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Yes mommy! Stomp on my nuts too!!
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Babe, wake up. You have to run mommies .exe on your PC
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I don’t even game and I wanna join her cult
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Frick, at first I thought it was Null losing his mind on telegram :D
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Who is this neighbor?
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Empress is the only person cracking Denuvo games, meaning that many Redditors depend on her for gayming despite the fact that her rants would normally instacancel her 10 times over. She claims to be a woman and is clearly transphobic, but it is unknown whether she is truly a neowoman, a (group of) men fricking around, or, god forbid, telling the truth.
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She's a schizophrenic Siberian woman
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Idk what ever happened to the “Um, this is a Wendy‘s” twitterism, but with how much more frequent meltdownposts are becoming I really want to see how that would be received or intensify manic episodes like these.
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@Transgender_spez this is directed at you
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Who is this foid? Classic pick @Transgender_spez behaviour, only the most pathetic simps will fall for it
@Transgender_spez stand with ukraine
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