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so basically everyone is threatening everyone.
So why don't CAs revoke Twitter's certs? lol Frickin lame excuse.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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: Hello Greece? This is Josh Moon (Null) and if you don't give me my website back I'm going to do to you what your country is famous for.
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I knew someone would say this but KF people are just as batshit as the other side and I believe they were threatening them. Don't act like they are just so innocent and sweet and would never. lol
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Not really. The overwhelming majority of Kiwis abide by the "look but don't touch" rule that Josh had set forth. It's just that they get blamed for everything that happens to people who have a thread there. Most of the harassment attributed to Kiwi Farms comes from Doxbin.
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Majority is not all of them though, and it only takes one as we can see from Liz Fong-Jones the male feminist.
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With that logic, Twitter is the biggest hate website in the world, since most of the harassment happens on Twitter.
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Twitter is trash and I did mention the hypocrisy of not revoking Twitter's cert too for the same reason (suicide). I'm on Jerrrrsh's side but don't doubt that KF people threatened them.
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Not that there aren't plenty of Kiwis, but cui bono and such. Especially if it was literally literally and not figuratively literally minutes before the "KEEP YOURSELF SAFE Gyros-BIPOC" emails started showing up.
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Put feta on everything? Fire pistols in the air in celebration whenever a leaf falls from a tree? What are you getting at.
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Get it in debt?
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This was me, btw.
it wasn't
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it was probably null tbh
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He's not r-slurred like that
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he's not r-slurred enough to ask them to reconsider?
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I thought it was talking about threatening messages. I cannot read
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My first Marcy is getting a lot of use
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It's a good one!
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CAs would be walking on thin ice if they start deciding who gets certified or not based on their content. Unlike the rest of the internet infrastructure, everyone knows CAs don't offer jack shit technologically speaking. You're paying some butthole company like Verisign $200 to run an automated script for you that goes like "openssl pkcs12 blah blah" that everyone can do themselves in 5 minutes, and you're only letting them get away with it because it's convenient. Everyone who's running smaller websites already moved to LetsEncrypt years ago since it's free.
If CAs want to start a war with the undesirable half of the internet, it will take them all of 10 minutes to send out their own CA cert and just tell everyone "install this if you want to see all the stuff they don't want you to see".
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Trusted self-signed certs when?
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Just don't reject unauthorized certs the future is now
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The billions of masks that have ended up in the ocean are for the sea creatures to use to protect themselves from the covid.
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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!jannies
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WHy do I care?
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