“Apple Vision Pro is a new kind of computer hat seamlessly blends the real world and the digital world” pic.twitter.com/PWIBRiseAS
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) June 5, 2023
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it’s just like sword art online
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Just like .hack
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It’s just like Serial Experiments Lain
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Remember when everyone clowned on these? Granted, they were vaporware, but they looked a lot more natural than this. Apple's hard-on for AR is very weird, nobody has an interest or use for it but they start every keynote with "look, you can see the real size of a dinosaur with iPad!" yeah fricking great pal unless there's some pornographic use for that tech it's going the way of the virtual boy
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I can see this work indoors rather than google which is an accessory for you to walk around
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I'm kind of torn between my feeling that AR has more potential than VR and the fact that the best AR idea anybody can seem to come up with is "floating computer monitors"
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YOU CAN THROW AROUND 100 TERMINAL WINDOWS WITH UOUR FINGERS OMMMGGGGGG
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Just like my heckin movies where the ironman has 100’s of porn tabs open that he has to move physically out of the way to get to his new ironcum suit blueprints
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Do you think coomerman also has a robot fleshlight in his suit that's jerking him off 24/7?
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It'll definitely have military applications, like tracking enemies, IFF and estimating ranges kind of shit. I could see it also having medical applications particularly in triage shit, in conjunction with wireless biometric sensors. Looking at multiple patients and it overlaying vitals and shit seems useful.
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I mean because they're r-slurred it will probably be trialed at least. I was thinking more of just like UAV assisted over watch or like maybe snipers deploying a small helicopter drone that could help with range finding and wind speeds sort of thing.
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While possibly useful in that medical context, is the value added actually worth it compared to looking at a monitor/chart already kept next to the patient?
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In a calm controlled situation or hospital, no probably not. But in a combat or large emergency situation, like triage, it seems like there's potential. Like a natural disaster field hospital, just slap a wireless vitals monitor on everyone as they come in, so as you finish one patient you could just look around and see who's most in need. Maybe you could even flag patients and then have say red tagged patients and pick who was worst among them.
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Don't the military already use AR in the F-35?
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there is a better idea:
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the future is now
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You can now wear glasses that turn everything into anime, you can now turn any guy into a 10/10 twink femboy. I'm starting to see the appeal.
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Sugoi
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Okay so what does it do that makes it so special
Trans furry lives matter
No boys allowed!! (Except Chewy)
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You get to look like an r-slur while doing a spreadsheet
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You can feel violently sick while reading your emails.
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most modern hardware + good software integration
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Apple
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Ngl, almost wanna short apple now. This vr/ar stuff is beyond r-slurred
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worked on it don’t ama
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dont tell us more
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wont
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did you code a remembrance for terry as an Easter egg?
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just read that there will be "no mans sky" on the apple vr
pinging carp because he's such a "no mans sky" fanfish
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Not even VR $3500
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Thanks, Token.
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Thanks I hate it
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Gotta do your best to actually look like a bugman
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That looks incredibly stupid
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What if u are a glasses wearing dork
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If I remember correctly they said they had something for that, A lot of VR goggles come with vision correction built-in
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Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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