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/h/slackernews LOG /h/slackernews MODS /h/slackernews EXILEES /h/slackernews FOLLOWERS /h/slackernews BLOCKERS
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Holy shit this will cause so much fricking seethe.
“Not your keys; Not your coins” stays winning.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Skill issue, should have hid their cold wallet under the bird bath
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Any hodler without epoxied ports in their airgapped laptop will be shot on sight
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This has been common knowledge since the early days to prevent exit scams from shit like when mt gox went down
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I got fricked even in cold storage after I forgot the password to a few wallets that I had a bit of doge in.
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Why? Like bruh who even has access to your computer besides you?
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I’m a shidder who torrents left and right and clicks on sketchy links just for the frick of it so my lifestyle doesn’t allow for anything serious to be left on my desktop without being heavily locked.
I idle using like 9gb of ram with just steam and a browser open, so my computers more infected than a thai hot house but malware scanners can’t find anything so I just float on playing my stolen vidya. Not about to reinstall and lose all my cracks, either.
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Funds are safu
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b-but binance said this would never happen
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Isnt binance the one that initially showed interest in bailing out FTX? Lol wow
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tbh if you use edge as your browser msn articles show up on the new tab page
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I use it on my work computer because of how I have profiles integrated with office 365 so I can access the exchange admin stuff for my job separately from my “personal” work stuff
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Windows just does it by default and just is like a thing. And On A Company Computer you can't get rid of it
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Uh just use a less r-slurred browser???
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That;s why you work in IT so you get full admin rights to everything
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Best thing about yahoo and msn is that they copy paste news articles and let boomers comment on them, there's some good shit there
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This is good for bitcoin
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the lawsuit against coombase awoke some WSB style righteous buying today.
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I wuz here
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lies
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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.
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FREEZE! This is the FBI, hand over all your magic beans immediately!
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Thank god coinbase is legit and on the up and up and is totally not next....right rdrama bros???
Edit: LOL WELP I MISSED THIS SOMEHOW
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/1666095604815269889
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the news sent crypto up 5 percent today because the SEC looks pathetic now.
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Cryptocels explain this to me: is this the FTX spergout all over again?
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ftx gambled themselves into bankruptcy and then insiders tried to take the (borrowed) money and run. Binance is just giving burgers access to nono financial products and services without a loicense but is fiscally sound and solvent as far as we know
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As believable as ur childhood dog going to a farm upstate
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CZ is competent, SBF was decadent.
incels that missed crypto do make me seethe when they whine about how its a scam because they missed out on having an easy life.
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All crypto is scams on a long enough timeline imo
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No, FTX blew up because they were levered to the tits cause they were stealing everyone's money and hoping that a bank run didn't happen. Binance are being investigated for running an unregulated securities exchange (which FTX also was if Binance is, but the SEC didn't get on their peepee about it before they blew up)
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Idk @SlackerNews why do we care about this one?
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Get those cryptochuds snappy
!codecels
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:#marseyrugpull:
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Oh shit I didn’t know they took all the wallets. pw0nzored
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Who the frick gives their money to a service named after a zoomer cute twink meme
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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WUSSUP WUSSUP BITTTCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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well, I had a little bit on there, just pulled it out without problem so
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I have like £5k of funds in Binance. Are my funds safe?
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Did you pull them out today?
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No.
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Then no. No, they are not. Pull them out immediately. Park them in a cold wallet.
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The original video was taken down from youtube
https://archive.org/details/fundsaresafu
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Was Binance the one creeptos told me would never die?
creeptos gonna creepto.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I think they have significant offshore business dealings. It's really only the U.S. segment that has given them grief. U.S. users haven't been able to trade crypto without uploading their ID and agreeing to tax bullshit for sometime now. Binance just might survive this
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They are definitely going to survive, however http://binance.us might not
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