America welcomes our newest bff Finland to the Russian Castration Project 🥰

Then the US overthrew the Ukranian president in 2013. Ukraine proceeded to brutalize the Russian minority groups in the South and East of the country. So Russia took Crimea since it historically belonged to the Rus anyways, and their military was already there.

Jewlisnkey kept sucking off NATO and breaking ties and channels of communication with Russia, so Putin came to save his people

If China overthrew the Mexican/Canadian president and threatened put nukes and troops in Tijuana/Toronto, we would do the same

Are Ukrainian nukes overbloated pigs?

Hohols never owned nukes, think about it Belarus hosted soviet nukes and Kazakhstan but they never bitched about giving them back to Russia. On soviet laws every soviet nuke was property of soviet Russia and only they had control of it.

Have you spent any amount of time in Suomi?

watching russia get exposed as a barely functioning military after decades of THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN ARMY IS A THREAT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD has been great.

Us Leafs are never gonna pay our 2%

wait a second

they haven't used their navy in this land based ground war?! well that changes EVERYTHING!

>Navy

It doesn't exist

>Air Force

Yes they have the 3000 Pixel Camo SU-57s of Putin. No it is not a Flanker in a fat bodykit. No you cannot see them

>Cyber attacks

What do you mean Microsoft can just "turn off" my malware.exe wtf I installed Gentoo and Brave this can't be happening

"Russia is holding back, they are taking heavy loses for lulz, but they totally could win if they wanted" is my favorite cope.

Like, how does it even make sense? Does it mean that Putin is a CIA plant who wants to destroy the Russian army?

Thank God their stockpile of cyber attack is still holding out.

Lmao, they knocked out most of the UKR power grid, let alone the internet. Doubt they can touch Starlink anyway. Are the Ruskies going to hack piles of rubble?

its been 401 days (9624 hours) since 24 February 2022 (day of the invasion)

a garden snail moves around 0.03 mph

9624 * 0.03 = 288.72 miles

at this rate, the average garden snail would be at dnipro, while russia is still stuck in bakhmut

math checks out

I unironically get mad sometimes we didnt annex canada and cuba

It's like being a Brady-era Pats fan, which I also was

We have the petrodollar, w/o it everything falls apart, man.

Saudis are bailing on it too, our time might be up.

Those are US nukes, but yes you're right, Russian nukes probably won't work when they need them to, and will accidentally work when the need them not to

I am not talking about military shit, you ain’t gonna feed khohols with ammunition you produced in 70ties. You are literally paying their gov salaries and forced other countries to trade with Ukraine using their hryvnia exchange rate before their war. Like khohols who came to Ukraine and exchanged their hryvnya is direct hit to that bank because he can’t say no and nobody sane will buy those hryvnia from this bank. Western economy lost trillions because it decided to support Ukraine.

“Russia’s War in Ukraine to Cost Global Economy $2.8 Trillion, OECD Says

Research body ” <- this is September last year report since then there was a lot of changes especially bad one for Germany that they still trying to hide.

And food prices are on rice

Smart US movie would been before the war to tell Russian you can have Crimea but now help US against China.

Today we got official statement that Russian are gonna help chink modernize their nukes. And yesterday chunks told they will co operate with Russian army.

So even if it was just 40 billions that US send (but of course it’s not true in many lvls) Ukraine ain’t worth it