Putin does a neighbor handshake

Lol this is the guy worldnews informed me is nearly dead from cancer

For as much as my fellows in the West complain about his continued existence, I see no one had the balls to set up a sniper nest and save herstory from Putler. Where's Samuyil "Ghost of Kiev" Hydyenskyy when you need him?

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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.

You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.

Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.