Natalia Poklonskaya, former Prosecutor General of Crimea, is now a pagan witch.

https://x.com/powerfultakes/status/1836570106710589854

								

								

:marseywitch:LMAO, Kirill be seething:

https://meduza.io/en/news/2024/11/02/russian-orthodox-church-head-lashes-out-at-pagan-cosplaying-natalia-poklonskaya-and-toxic-halloweenie-schoolchildren

Here are some of her pagan thirst traps:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730845594293739.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455945721323.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730845596545069.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455968816402.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455974751058.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455983850849.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455978075523.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308455980630188.webp

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Weird pagan shit is a very slav thing for some reason. Like those ruskies who wanted to sacrifice ukro prisoners of war to some war god :marseysatanworship2:

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Slavs got oppressed by Christcucks and Muzzies for a reason.

Nord paganism is a-okay though because Christcucks and Muzzies both hired them :marseythumbsup:

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I'd do some missionary work to convert her. :marseywink:

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If you baptize before s*x, it's not a sin.

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what like stick you're peepee in holy water first?

Kamala will win

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what's nuts is that the "made up by the KGB thing" is actually sorta true :marseyschizowall: Everything we know about Slavic paganism is basically 100% fake and is mostly a result of medieval Polish Catholics :marseycrusade: mistaking Orthodox Christian festivals for pagan ceremonies. eg. they thought something called 'Kupala Night' was a festival dedicated to a God called Kupala but 'Kupala' is just what Russians called John the Baptist, but the Soviets kind ran with it and created a whole fake romanticism movement around all the nonexistent gods the Poles came up with

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1e81opb/til_of_slavic_pseudodeities_pagan_gods_who_were/

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This is more interesting than the actual post

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Doesn't she believe she's communed with the ghost of Peter the Great or Alexander II, or is that a different insane Russian foid?

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https://media.tenor.com/iSSak8528c0AAAAx/cringe-face-meh.webp

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Her pagan thirst traps are working.

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Women are dumb

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Isn't she like 40?

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40 is NOT old. :marseysmughipskorean:

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Thirst-trapping is always cringe, but moreso at 40.

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:@redactor0lovepat::@redactor0lovepat::@redactor0lovepat:

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Standard hag behavior.

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:marseyadmire: She got that Baba Yaga gussy.

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She can smudge my sage stick any day, if you know what I mean.

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lmao it never gets better for orthobros

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Why do nerds always think pagans didn't know how to brush their hair?? :marseygigathonk:

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Seriously. Vikings and other northern pagans were actually big on personal grooming.

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That just looks like she didn't put stuff in it.

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You don't need stuff to be de-tangled.

And always say no to white lady pseudo dreds.

This has been a PSA from MNN. :marseyreportercnn:

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I love her so much

Slava ukraini

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Is this more or less schizo than her obsession with Nicholas II?

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