Angloids can't stop taking L's

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He hired literal pirates of the Caribbean to supplement his navy, imagine having (supposedly) the world's mightiest navy and getting outgunned by whatever pirates Jackson could afford.

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OH HE'S HURT

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As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb b-word of a security guard had the audacity to question β€œwho the heck are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said β€œwe are people who are more important than you, you ugly c*nt”, but Soumaya's publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some c*nt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the frick she was.

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