Yet we still have the greatest military in the world :marseysmug2:

One of us is as strong as fours of them

We subdued Afghanistan longer than any Yuropoor could ever dream of

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Europeans in a world without America: :#marseycomrade::#marseyanorexia:

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I've heard that if you're doing some joint NATO operation you want to find every possible excuse to get into the French mess hall.

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This is very true.

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Why?

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They have way better food. Imagine getting real legit French cuisine instead of getting hepatitis like you do in the US Army.

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Because their food is better

:marseyspecial::marseyspecial::marseyspecial:

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Why would french food be better? Lol wait till you have some actual food from a real sexist country. That's the real good shit.

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France is not sexist

:marseyclown3::marseyclown3::marseyclown3:

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He thinks France is sexist. Male feminist detected.

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:marseybrainlet:

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>Best Navy?

USA

>Best Air Force?

USA

>2nd Best Air Force?

USA

:#marseyusa:

How are other countries even supposed to compete?

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Who cares about military peepee swinging, I'm just enjoying being top 5 ranked quality of life index, while burgerfats aren't even top 10.

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On Reddit, this is usually where a burger tells you you're only enjoying that lifestyle due to their taxes funding US military spending to keep you safe.

I don't know why some of them think this is a W. I just tell them to get back to work so I can keep enjoying life.

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Reported by:

:#marseyjfk:

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The Burger King combo has way more calories and for far less money. Checkmate, Europoors

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The ultra high calory density makes for good field meals and easy logistics with the added bonus that soldiers will survive for months without food if need be. Just make sure they are either locked in a bunker or surrounded by enemies that don't take prisoners, otherwise mass desertions start 4 hours after the last meal (yes you have to wake them at night and feed them to keep their blood sugar high)

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Right :marseysoren: is more balanced, has fat and protein, left is just :marseyblops2chadcel: sugar, fiber, alcohol.

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This flag is so ugly, it should be in the rDrama banner

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