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I hit a 4 plate bench… but at what cost?

!fitness don't fly to close to the sun

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What causes this? My theory is like this:

1. Start out as normal pudgy/skinnyfat guy who wants to have more success with dating

2. Get in decent shape

At this point, if you have it in you to get laid, it's going to happen and further gymcelling won't change anything. The path branches:

Can get laid branch

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3. Starts getting laid.

4. Finds GF, settles down.

5. Gets married, has kids, remains normal grass-touching person.

Can't get laid branch

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3. Makes up for not getting laid by continually setting new PRs at the gym

4. Pushes further and further, starts using steroids, goes bald, peepee evaporates, can bench 4 plates

5. Years of chemical use and female rejection destroys his internal locus of control and he becomes mindbroken rightoid twitter conspiracy theorist

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Yeah this shit's r-slurred :marseyawardretard: and gay. No normal :marseychartgaussian: person :marseychonkerfoid: needs :marseyspecial: to be able to do anything :marseycoleporter: more than lift and carry 150lbs or do a bunch of pull ups

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>That feel when abnormal

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717762192578658.webp

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No

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You're hot so I agree :marseyhesright: with you

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