Chud Magnum Opus just dropped

Why are these like 10 times better than the average Hollywood movie?

Absolute gem but I'm afraid a Twitter link to this has already been posted in this hole

This neighbor lookin' ZESTY, this neighbor lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this neighbor theatrical, this neighbor good with colors, this neighbor gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This neighbor lifts shirts, this neighbor on the down low, this neighbor be a tollet trader, this neighbor gardens uphill, this neighbor packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.