All !soyteens know what Jakparty.soy - "the Jarty" - is. The longest-running Soyjak.party splinter site, it has been the butt of every joke on the Sharty ever since its creation on July 18th, 2022, with "Jartycuck" being one of Soyteens' favorite insults. Yesterday, however, the administrator of Jakparty.soy made a shocking announcement, titled "The End of Jakparty.soy":
https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html
Hello everyone, September 20th, 2024 will be the date that jakparty.soy ceases to exist. I no longer enjoy running the site, I believe soyjak culture has long since degraded, and jakparty.soy's splinter culture has been gone for awhile now. Four years of bald cartoon man with glasses forum shenanigans is enough and I believe it's finally time to move on.
Most of the oldstrags aren't here anymore. The people who came to replace them largely do not care for soyjak posting. Soyjak.party has been invaded by unfunny underage cute twinks and right-wing twitter users who just don't get the joke with soyjaks. Ever since Kuz, the soysphere has been swamped with groomercords trying to manipulate it, often times with them being headed by gore posters and p-dophiles. The current soyjak.party administration consists of this as well. No amount of j*rtycvck brown
jak spam or deflecting can change this truth: the soyjak.party of 2020-2022 has been dead for ages and is now owned and operated by the people who killed it.
Jakparty.soy was a glimmer of hope after Soot sold the site. I had a lot of fun with it between 2022 and 2023. I checked it every day, posted soyjaks, and engaged with the community. Earlier this year, however, much of the fun dried up. I think many of the good users left during this time after soyjak.party's newstrag hordes invaded. Some say they left because of my policies, some blame the newstrags, some blame an over all lack of fun with soyjak culture. It doesn't matter why, really, they're gone and they're not coming back. The crowd that did replace has not been and will never be as funny or interesting as them as well. Instead, what came was a bunch of lolicon p-dophiles and low-effort spammers. I'm not having fun with these users and don't think any oldstrags are either.
Because of all this, the site will be shutting down because it became something it was never meant to be: unfun to use. Soot's soyjak.party was the most fun I had online, jakparty.soy's golden years were a close second, but now I am having no fun at all so I don't see a point in keeping it online.
I don't intend on selling the site to some namestrag to turn the place into some underage cute twink's personal groomercord and will just redirect this place to a static page about its death. By the time the domain expires, most people would have forgotten about this place. I do not intend on reviving jakparty.soy, so if anyone buys the domain to do that, they're an imposter.
I will be relaxing rules on sharing contact information on the board. Post your matrix ids or other points of contact so you can talk to the people of this site. I will just ban those promoting soycords and other p-do dens. just try to make some friendships with the posters here you enjoyed. I rather this place's death be the spawn of something greater.
Despite all the negativity in this post, I would like to extend a warm "thank you" to all the people who helped make soyjak.party and jakparty.soy fun to post on through all its ups and downs. The good laughs and memories you provided are irreplaceable and I will forever cherish the "funny soyjak meme site I spend my college years using".
As a result of this, users on Soyjak.party have taken a markedly different tone regarding the Jarty. A blotter message has been added to the Sharty saying "Rest in peace Jarty, the original and forever best splinter site. Sad to see such a good community dissolve because the admin was dead set on being a lolbert", with the song "Five Years" by David Bowie on autoplay (the song has since been removed, but the message is still up). Memorial threads to the Jarty have been appearing frequently on the Sharty ever since the announcement (here is just one such example). Soyteens have even started "Operation: Kill the Shemmy", aiming to take down the other largest splinter site - Soygem.party ("the Shemmy" or "the Garty" or "the Gemmy") - in order to avenge the Jarty:
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
admin loop it
WE NEED TO AVENGE THE JARTY.
THE SHEMMY HAS DONE ENOUGH, WE NEED TO GET REVENGE ON THEM. THIS IS +=WAR!=+
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
NO AMOUNT OF POWER CAN BRING THE JARTY BACK, THE SHEMMY IS THE REAL ENEMY. THIS SPLINTER IS FULL OF BIPOCS AND HAS TRIED TO TAKE US DOWN SEVERAL TIMES, WHILE THE JARTY DID NOTHING TO TAKE US DOWN.
THE JARTY IS OUR REAL BROTHER SPLINTER. FRICK THE SHEMMY, FRICK THE CHURRO, FRICK THE jarty, FRICK EVERYONE ELSE, THEY CAN KISS MY BUTT.
FELLOW SOYTEENS, WE NEED TO AVENGE OUR TWO SITES. WE NEED TO SPAM THEM. THIS THREAD WILL REACH 2000 REPLIES BY OCTOBER.
WE LOVE YOU SOYTEENS, AND IF YOU LOVE US BACK, HELP US!
LET'S GO.
<RAIDING SPACE
COINSLOT SPAMMING SCRIPT: TEXTREL
GO TO THE VERY VERY TOP RIGHT OF THE SHEMMY, CLICK [Options] AND PASTE THE COINSLOT SCRIPT IN USER JS AND SAVE IT
WAIT A FEW SECONDS, IT WILL SPAM COINSLOTS AND CATTYWIPE
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE A VPN, PROXY OR USE AN OPEN VNC. MORE DETAILS ON VNCS:
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7825193#p7832332 (ESPECIALLY THIS ONE)
WREAK HAVOC. SPAM YOUR BEST SPAM. AVENGE THE SHARTY AND JARTY. MAKE A SCRIPT EVEN!
YOU WILL SAVE US!
rainhat out.
As of right now, Soygem.party appears to be the same as it usually is, so this may just be another failraid. 
Regardless, the Soysphere simply won't be the same without the Jarty. "Shemmycuck" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 
Since this is the Jarty we're talking about, it feels only right to send them off with Soytan and Soylita:
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