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sniper24 he/him Actual Federal Agent, carry on citizen  1yr ago (image post) 1104 thread views #107931

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Born too late to booze cruise a sailing ship into a rock, born too early to booze cruise a space ship into an asteroid. :marseysteer:

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born just in time to booze cruise a Chevy Silverado 3500HD into a Toyota Sienna filled with children

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Its not the same bro :marseydepressed:

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Fun fact: that cigarette was pulled from this image

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Its a great cigarette and a great marsey!

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Not as good as :marseyoppenheimer:

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:#marseyrandom:

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>Born too late to booze cruise a sailing ship into a rock

I did that just last week. Ship was grounded for like 2 hours while I tried to figure out how to unfrick everything

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:#marseyretardchad::#marseysailor:

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were you driving cool pirate ship after drinking a liter of rum? no? still born too late

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:marseyitsover:

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I once drank a liter of rum straight. I still have no idea how I didn't puke everything out, its all a blur but the friend I was competing with puked then passed out at the metro station. :marseylaugh: Weak cuck got me caught for underage drinking too though :marseysadge:

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Just get out and push?

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Asteroids get the rap but many scientists think it was a comet what done it.

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It was me. Best booze cruise evar :marseydrunk::marseysteer:

#no_regrets

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a booze cruisin’ alien crashing into earth and he plays it off as a comet :marseysmug2:

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Thats the way humanity deserves to go ngl

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I want it to happen after I die, but I agree

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>not wanting to be driving the spaceship

weak

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:#marseysmugretard:

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Exactly snappy, metaphor for earth's bussy after the K–T extinction event

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cdace is in jail i thought

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