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dont_log_me_out Apach/heli If you read this yo mama fat. Lmao gottem.  1yr ago (edition.cnn.com) 1160 thread views #112430

Congrats. It worked. We can deflect asteroids now.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/10/11/world/nasa-dart-success-update-scn/index.html

US protector of Earth from asteroids goes brr.

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we should redirect it's trajectory so that it slams straight into india

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And what will that accomplish? we will reproduce immediately like nothing happened

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The world will smell a little better.

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India is not currently a threat to Western hegemony so it gets a pass in my book

If a) the BJP starts to oppress Christians (western sympathisers) or b) India starts to threaten the west then we should hate them

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India and South Asia gets glassed, Amerimutts get turned into boiling pools of lard by nukes in retaliation. Truely blessed outcome.

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But then the transformers can show up and save all the indias

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You WILL listen to Will Durant's The Case for India

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9 hours wtf

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Trans lives matter

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Next up, finding a valuable metal rich or fuel chemical rich asteroid and nudging it into a geostationary orbit so we can mine that shit for resources.

Ofc this is when we frick up and us technology meant to save us to kill ourselves

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That would be a considerably large nudge

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Shhh I'm actually convincing people to do this so the asteroid rips through the gps satellites and the goberment can no longer track me when I start a floating commune at point nemo with me as a spiritual leader

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:#marseyfedpostglow:

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floating commune at point nemo

G-d I can't wait until the ISS takes you out in 2031

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We'll send your mom as the impactor

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I don't think that will become financially viable before we have space faring capabilities and by that time it would be better to use the materials in space or on colonizable planets.

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Won't happen

Trans lives matter

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You sound just like the republicans in "don't look up". Imagine still having that political conviction after being absolutely destroyed by a major film production like that

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@not_Bisky don't watch movies

Trans lives matter

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Trans lives matter

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still waiting for the Psyche mission to launch :marseytabletired2:

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It's in the name :marseyemojirofl:

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That's very unlikely to happen within the next three decades. Maybe after that.

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I think the actual next thing is we neglect to fund this until we actually need to use it and it doesn't work.

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Good. Fricking hate those things

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the n-words of space

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Fricking NASAs

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The DART spacecraft changed the moonlet asteroid’s orbit by 32 minutes.

moonlets BTFO

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It's time for the universe to learn that Earth is a conservative planet and we don't want any more QUEERS or HOMOSEXUALS or LARGE-DIAMETER ASTEROIDS THAT WILL CAUSE A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT NOT SEEN IN 60 MILLION YEARS. :marseybountyhunter:

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Lame, I was hoping an asteroid would take us out.

Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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Don’t worry, we are going to accidentally put an asteroid on collision course with a super advanced civilization and they will come and exterminate us for it.

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It'll be nukes

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It’s more poetic that way

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Unironically the coolest scienceshit to happen in a while.

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ASTEROIDCELS be SEETHING over velocitymaxxing probe CHADS

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Its so funny to me for some reason that you have the movie armageddon that basically required us to send up oil drillers to plant nukes hundreds of feet deep into an asteroid, and in reality all you have to do just just smash a satellite into it and momentum will do the rest.

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I mean this ones like a 100m wide asteroid, the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs was around 10-15 km wide. So obviously we have to hit it with a far bigger object. Probably something a 100 times larger. Like 4 starships at once...you know what...you right we could totally survive surprise asteroid impacts as long as the program was funded well.

Now we still gotta figure out how to survive a bad solar flare or a gamma ray burst.

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Couldn’t you still get away with hitting a several km wide asteroid with a regular satellite if you timed it well enough in advance? A teensy knock while it’s real far away should alternate it’s course enough, right?

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Frick if I know, my specialty is nooticing not numbers.

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Just load up one spaceship with 20 tsar bomba sized nukes and im sure youll have enough force to at least change its momentum.

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:#marseynukegoggles:

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Based Metor daddy came to deliver us but scientist ruining everything by prolonging out life and suffering on this gay earth.

Fricking nerds :sciencejak::marseysoylentgrin:

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:marseyitsover:

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:#marseydarkmarsey2:

Snapshots:

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wow we can never defund space programs now... how convenient

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I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

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Yes

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This does not bode well for future alien invaders.

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GIANT METEOR 2020 Bumperstickercels btfo

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I wonder if the change made an effect on the asteroid it was orbiting? I cant read.

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