Borats seize Baikonur ground facilities from Russian government

How do ziggers cope with Russia looking continually weak every other day?

It's pretty amazing watching Russia turn from a superpower to a minor nation in real time.

How long until China invades?

Imagine being cucked by Kazakhstan lmao

For example, former Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev has called Kazakhstan an "artificial state" and, on the Russian social media site VKontakte, accused the neighboring country of planning genocide against ethnic Russians in Kazakhstan.

That's the same kind of verbiage the vatBIPOCs and assorted wingcucks were using about Ukraine.

I suppose now is the time to cuck the russians - while they're stuck in a meat grinder and couldn't possibly launch a second front.

Wow, that’s a huge fricking deal. Russia can’t replace Baikonur, even if they build an exact replica. It’s entirely latitude dependent.

The ISS is at the inclination that it’s at because that’s the lowest inclination orbit that can be reached from Baikonur, while western launch sites (Cape Canaveral, Vandenburg, French Guiana) are much closer to the equator.

That’s devastating, that almost completely destroys their space program

Big last couple of weeks for the Kazakhs

Kazakhstan's greatest exports remain Borat and that incelcore misogynist dude

Frick you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.

Clearly you've never held true power. When the dogs at the dog park won't leave your side, no matter how many times their owners call them. When the girl you have a crush on's dog breaks free and makes a break for it, and in seconds its sitting at your feet refusing to budge.

"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that"

"I'm a professional dog walker" you say

"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper".

But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now.

"Come on Cooper we have to go".

"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.

"What have you done to my dog".

"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".

"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”

"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"

"What?"

"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)