Black holes completely unsurprisingly make constant horrifying demon noises, per NASA

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and mixed with other data

Oh cool, so it's sonification. Why don't we attach it to a MIDI string quartet to really hear what it sounds like? Get fricking real

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>This is because astronomers discovered that pressure waves sent out by the black hole caused ripples in the cluster’s hot gas that could be translated into a note – one that humans cannot hear some 57 octaves below middle C.

Apparently its an actual "sound" i.e. pressure waves in a medium. its also been pitch shifted up 2^58 times.

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one that humans cannot hear

If we can't hear it, it's not a sound

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I never met anyone who actually answered "no" to the question if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does it make a sound.

Neat. :marseyneat:

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Depends on your definition of "sound".

A frequency no human can hear is not a sound in my belief

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The range that human ear can perceive is audible sound just like visible light is defined as the light that human eye can see.

For example you can't see cells with your eyes but you can see them with a microscope and this is kinda same, your ears won't hear this naturally but you can record and amplify this sound to become perciavable.

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Why did you choose to go with size in the second half when talking about wavelength in the first? Infrared light would have been the better analogy

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Agree, it is a better example.

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Lol do you believe in gravity or do you just float around

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Based and the world revolves around me pilled

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Sounds are metal rods that I stick up my peepee.

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It's a fard

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:#marseyfart: Whoops, there goes my black hole again!

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2^58... that's about 256 thousand million million.

How does that even work? There's only about 30 million seconds in a year so surely those ripples are of the order of millions of years long?!

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In a nutshell, yeah,

You should look up how the LIGO system measures gravitational waves next, the techniques they have to use to get equipment that sensitive is nuts. Really just makes you impressed with the mastery humans have over science in just a few thousand years

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why do you hate fun?

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Because I'm a fricking intellectual

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lol sure you are

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Yes but not an occultist, study that and you'll be unstoppable:marseywinemom::marseyblackmage:

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:#marseyaleistercrowley:

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He was a witch, he intentionally fooled others, foids think men can't be witches and it's the best thing ever.

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Crowley was full of shit, he literally stole things from Lovecraft's universe.

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Space Demon LoFi and Beats to Relax to

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shidding and farding through space: LoFi REM!X

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Hiiii I mimw I start uni tomorrow do you have any advice for me:marseyfluffy::marseywave2:

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Drop out


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Future electrical engineer coming 26-27

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Drop out, buy a gun, do drugs, live under a bridge.

Everything will be free for you, and you'll be able to do anything you want. Can any electrical engineer say the same?

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Literally do anything else unless you've got a career plan tightly laid out

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Stem Chad so I do

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Priotize parties over nerd stuff

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Keep a planner and keep organized. Don't do shit last minute.

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No

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You make me sad sometimes

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:#marseygiveup:

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If your uni has good sports facilities, take advantage of them. It doesn't even matter what sport you do, just do something, since it's an easy way to meet genuinely good people and it'll never be easier for you to stay in shape

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Kill one of the students about to graduate, wear their skin and steal their identity that way you get to skip college and get all its benefits.

:marseythumbsup:

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You don't want to hang out with people who are uncool, but also don't hang out with people so cool they all develop powdered drug problems and drop out by age 20.

Also, for the love of God, don't get a nonsense degree like anthropology or anything academic, and please do some internships.

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Trust the science, chud

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Tfw no Adagio for Strings space gf

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Certified science outreach moment.

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Science is art, chud

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack450

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Here it's amplified, and (((mixed with other data))), to hear a black hole!

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Its just like that women who took a photo with data collected by sattalities and put into a shaded excel sheet. Its moderately interesting things put into a stupid filter to turn it into untrue pop culture content for morons.

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Man it must be easy being an astronomer. You get to slap together whatever random data you collected to create nice looking false color pictures, weird audio files, or just have an AI generate a picture of a black hole and say you took a picture of it.

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just have an AI generate a picture of a black hole and say you took a picture of it.

Or just take a picture of Chorizo and fool a bunch of :marseybrainlet:s.

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Based frog is the best astronomer.

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Well, their heckin valid new telescope might currently be disproving the Big Bang Theory, so they've gotta create Ws wherever they can.

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Webbmisia

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I've heard nothing about this, how's it disproving it?

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Essentially the JWST is looking really fricking far back in time and seeing fully formed galaxy clusters where there should be none. Because of their proximity in time to the bazinga show there should only be dust.

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or they got the distance wrong and nutted their pants too early like what usually happens

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We do that for extra funding in my line of work. Maybe they need more super computers to process the data

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Oh shit that's kinda cool. I guess I'll start believing in Jesus again.

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They're the new "meteorologists" except we won't be able too prove they're making shit up for another few hundred years trans lives matter.


This is most likely a repost.

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NASA: Warhammer 40k is a documentary

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Loool glorious πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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Now now, too many normads for this 'joke' on this site.

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Yeah nobody here is a big enough nerd to play or reference 40k :marsey40k::marseyslaanesh::marseykhorne::marseytzeentch::marseynurgle:

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Missed my point normad.

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Your point was shit, and show some respect young lady. If either of us is a normie its you

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And what do you think my point was exactly?

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And people have the temerity to suggest demons aren't real smdh

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Wtf else would a black hole possibly be but the physical manifestation of a devil's soul, demons are too small to be black holes in the physical.

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Not the soul, it's the Devil's anus.

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That’s a wormhole, mouth to anus

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Same thing hunny, we all power bottoms

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No no, it's not a demon, it's just a lightless wailing void that hungrily tears apart and devours everything that comes close enough to it. And subjective time slows down as you approach the event horizon so basically from some perspectives you are being ripped into pieces forever.

But totally not a demon

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MOLESTED By PINNOCHIOS TELASCOPING SNIIFFER-- """I AM NOT TRANS I amA NOT TrANS""" HEsay as PRESSURE EXPLODES On MyPostate. Thx

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Sounds like a convenient dilation method

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