We are now less than one month away from the start of the new season and as such we can officially stop pretending to care about international football. Last season's winners were a tie between @HetsAreFeds and
@Avalon, unfortunately my prediction was way off as Conte turned out to be a bald fraud with a hairpiece. This season will be different though I assure you. 1000 Marseybucks to whoever was closest at end of season.
1. Tottenham (Kane stays, Madison is the long awaited Modric replacement, Son comes back to form, Llorris no longer in net thank god, no europe to worry about can focus 100% on domestic, if the backline gets improved they might even do the double but don't want to get too optimistic)
2. Manchester City (Haaland sophomore slump and probable injury, team in general lacking motivation as they've won everything already)
3. Manchester United (I like ETH. Onana is as good a DDG replacement one could find, they have some really great players, particularly Bruno Fernandes has always impressed me, feel like if they can finally put it all together again they could even win the league this season but for now third feels right.)
4. Liverpool (Fabinho, Firmino, Hendo and possible Thiago exits leave Liverpool midfield in question again, but I believe in Klopp, they'll make some moves and be up there in the thick of it once more.)
5. Arsenal (Declan Rice overrated, the English love to hype up their own. You can find a player like him for 10-30 million in Italy, Spain, Germany etc., Arsenal are a young squad who will be playing with the expectations that last season's 2nd place finish bring, I don't think they live up to them.)
6. Chelsea (Poch contracts HIV after it is revealed his wife has been cucking him for years with a series of POZZED BVLLS, losses his hair, kills himself shortly after getting the sack. Chelsea rebound in time to finish sixth but it is all for not as new FA anti-racism rules forces the club to dissolve shortly after the season ends. Chelsea supporters are round up en masse and executed humanly.)
7-17. Who Cares
18. Sheffield United (Managers last name is Heckingbottom, nah)
19. Bournemouth (why is this still a thing frick off already)
20. Luton Town (kek)
Last seasons predictions can be found here
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Officially traveling to UK for first ever live Spurs match, very excited. Will be spending a week on the island any bongs have recommendations for what to visit for a first timer?
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nice! i hope the weather's good for you when you go there because it was so gloomy everyday when I went to the extent that finally seeing sun in Paris felt like emancipation or something lol
literally
in bongland, even watched a game in the rain at Old Trafford
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Thats football heritage
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ETH out yet?
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nice comeback from your team today tho
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Yea was fun, wasn't trying to taunt you I've nothing against United, just crazy you guys are still doing this same story we've seen like 5 times since Fergie left.
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i had a feeling after the equaliser
no feel at all watching united today lol. on the bright side Reguilon was good today
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I'd recommend going to Bath for a day. Properly beautiful place that honestly just feels like a really large village rather than a city (in a good way). Lmk if you need specific recommendations, since I've spent a fair bit of time there over the years
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https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/london-dogging-most-popular-locations-15454993
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I hope it ends 0-0
Most fitting end to Spurs-Poch love story
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I chose Chelsea so I can boo him
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I'll never forget how my Chelsea supporting friend flew all the way there to watch them lose 3-0 at home to Bournemouth
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Are you thinking of getting out of London for a few days?
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Get out of London after you've done the normal tourist stuff (although go to the British museum it's fantastic).
If you can go visit the Lake District. Its my favourite place on the planet.
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