So I'm trying to watch football so I dont feel so out of place in social situations where everyone starts talking about sports. The Packers are playong the Black shirts and idfk whats going im so bored

I used to be like you until I discovered that watching football is the perfect !boozers weekend activity. Football isn't complicated for a newcomer to enjoy, just pick a side and get emotionally invested in what is going on. Praise your team when they do something good and yell profanities at the TV when they don't. Don't forget to drink cold beer and stuff your face with food during the comemrcial breaks. Over time you will learn what is going on and who the players and teams are.

When somebody starts running and everyone else is running after them start yelling"GO! GO! GO! OH!!!!" At your tv.

Just ask them lol, sports autists love explaining everything about their neurodivergent obsession

And don't forget to wear !

Get into a sport with less complicated rules. I've been meaning to get into Hockey. But there's no team local to me and I don't want to pick randomly. I think sports are just something you're born into tbh.

when a big play happens point and shout out "holding! did you guys see that!?! that's a hold!"

They should add a rule where if you tackle someone you then have to mating press them!

Just yell 'touchdooooown' whenever the ball is in contact with the floor

The black shirt pirate guys are the Raiders, the other guys are the cheeseheads. Both teams have legendary histories and a lot of success in the past but right now both teams kinda suck. Raiders fans know that the Raiders suck. Packers fans have deluded themselves into thinking that they might be good even though their good ball throw guy went to another team last season and they weren't even that good the last few years when he was still on the team.

As for the game of football itself, it's the greatest of team sports because it's like a mix of chess and athletics. The coaches draw up complicated tactical plans full of misdirection that the players then have basically a few seconds on each play to try to execute, or sometimes ignore and improvise instead if the original plan falls part. Unfortunately it can be kinda hard to see everything that is happening on any given play not just because it's complex, but also because the TVs usually don't show you what the guys whose main job is to catch the ball are doing once they've run off the side of the screen.

Just turned the game on. Ooo, this mist on the field is kino.

Run the ball catch the ball and throw the ball and stop him is basically all there is too it. Also yo super black out and tell the older At guy there you post you keys and don't know how to get home and would it be ok if you sleep at there house plus your assume is dangerously puckered and already pre lubed

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