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Gooomblers of the world, UNITE! ResetERA's most swave and savvy gambler has something to say after The Atlantic declares legalized sports gambling a blight"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/legalizing-sports-gambling-was-a-huge-mistake-the-atlantic.994938/

The Atlantic article- didn't read/don't care/probably not funny

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He was smart enough to bet 10k not on the Democrat ticket but Biden specifically winning in November

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Whomp whomp. :marseyspecial:

This genius can also navigate shady russian grey-market gambling sites, but is somehow unable to use a vpn to just use a legit sports gambling site

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!goomblers remember that my NFL thread still has 15 games open!

Here's where our gambling hero jumps the shark, after eating a 10k loss Ridin' with Bidin, he might put some more money on Trump because he likes the odds

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17275724335808845.webp UH HE STILL WANTS KAMALA. PLEASE HAVE MERCY JANNIES

Also fun haters, don't worry, you can still get banned for calling him an r-slur for gambling on politics

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There's nothing more certain than death and a ResetERA ban


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https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1fqvthj/atlantic_legalizing_sports_gambling_was_a_huge/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoShitSherlock/comments/1fo3ige/legalizing_sports_gambling_was_a_huge_mistake/

:#marseysmirk2: True though

Zoom Gods have been absolutely inundated with this slop over the last couple of years from all their fav streamers and youtube soys. They're clearly too r-slurred to be responsible with it.

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!goombling betrayal from one of our own

:marseysipping:

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:#seethejak: Send me 555 coins and I'll show you.

Chud.

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Send me 555 coins and I'll show you.

I am a devil :marseydevil: and I have a deal. You'll need to sell your soul to my gambling threads- specifically you need to bet in the 15 remaining NFL games- for the price of literally free.

Take me up on my offer and I'll thrown in 555 extra to do whatever you were going to do :marseygenie#:


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:#marseyconfused2: Okay :marseysquint: :#marseyexcited:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong help ya boi out

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neighbor I got 57 coins. He can rearrange my guts but no more money will be found.

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:#marseyneat:

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He's poor :marseymanysuchcases:

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Nvm he's broke too :marseylaugh:

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hahaha omg ni

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:#marseygiggle:

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:#marseysoypointglow: :#marseymad:

Too broke again to goomble the glowie. :#marseynouautism:

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>complains about the fun police

>posts on ResetEra

:#marseythonk:

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don't expect self-awareness


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>multiple studies show that goombling depletes household savings

:#marseyfacepalm:

Glad we have peer reviewed studies to tell us this otherwise unbelievable claim

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Multiple studies have shown everyone is just one good game away from generational wealth :marseyagreesuperspeed:

!ifrickinglovescience @FormerLurKONG @Holly_Jolly_Kong discuss

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!slots250

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here's my peer reviewed study, motherlover!


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Daily reminder of who ResetERA jannies are: They've given their souls to Satan but they're not even getting $35/week.

They just do it to hurt people.

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>me getting confronted for my NFL betting thread :marseysweating:


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Neighbor you have no fricking idea how serious me and Penny were about this.

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Gambling has no purpose and can only hurt you and your family. It's like drugs but way more r-slurred.

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if you feel strongly about gambling, either way I'd like to hear that, but probably save it for tomorrow? I really don't know what to think about that as a policy issue, because gambling is literally as ancient as prostitution, and you don't need a lady to do it, so it's probably even harder to ban in any effective sense. Gambling being so mainstream that every 3rd commercial in NFL games and literally every NFL focused youtuber being sponsored by goomblekings is still probably not great for society.


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I was going to make a joke about how that old Japanese J-drama "Untouchable" about what is that is obviously your cult not available on TV.

I do not want to be approached by any Japanese cult members again. I will kill you. I'm talking about Sokka Gakka. Ask around if I'm a guy you do not want to frick with. Thx. :marseyblowkiss:

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I understand less and you should make a post explaining all this. I'm trying to rizz up a lady with cat posts so chill


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Seriously it's really good. It's Nakama Yumie who I consider both one of the best actresses and most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. And it deals with the big thing they won't talk about in Japan.

I'm talking about Soka Gokkai. I posted about this like 2 weeks ago. It's unlikely but not inconceivable that they will jump out of a window at some point at some point because of them.

I've met them here before. They are real in Portland.

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!slots3000

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Gambling should be legal but anyone who is net negative at the end of the year should lose their vote for the next year

Like fat people

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The REAL reasons the users got banned:

SpeedyBlueDude:

  • had an overall positive opinion about Utah

  • put money on Trump winning the election (that's TOXIC NEGATIVITY)

  • using the term "fun police" on ResetEra :marseyplacenofun:

  • pro-gambling opinions make you look like a libertarian

Dyno:

  • anti-gambling opinions make you look like a Christian fundamentalist

The only acceptable ResetEra opinion: we should ban all gambling other than state-run lotteries, which should be heavily promoted and should finance social programs.

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Well put. You've got your fingers on the pulse of the hottest moribund gaming community that won't quite kick it just yet!


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swave

!r-slurs

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:#marseyretardcheers:

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You try making good threads when you're drunk, TPBride. :marseyretard2:


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I love getting my beer subsidized by r-slurs slapping a button!

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:#wojaknofunallowed:

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/h/sports janny please kick this back to the main feed. Thx and I love you.


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:#marseyoperasmug:

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The thread submission page saving where I was going to make a previous thread until I didn't has been a disaster for the Dramamine race


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:#marseysquint:

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You've never noticed that it saves your link/hole/other text? It does, and I'm sure that helps some people, but it also is terrible for manic mode me


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Oh yea. Just delete it :idontknow:

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I think you meant "swov"

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I think I meant sVol :marseybuff#:

everyone can get their jokes in on my r-slurred spelling


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I hate resetera but sports betting is one of the worst gambling opportunities in existence. The risk vs reward is absolute trash, I think it's one of the reasons it became legal in most states personally - why lobby for something that doesn't give you as much profit? I'd rather play hot pots for the rest of my life. The only way to really win big is with good parlays, which again just plays into my point that the risk vs reward is absurd

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The risk vs reward is absolute trash

Not in the Week 4 NFL goombling thread! where all bets are zero sum and your sports knowledge can practically take money from dumber, less gifted betters.

Yeah it's gotten legalized because it's profitable and the people who stand to make the easy profits have money to pay politicians. It's not rocket appliance


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He lost 10k on Biden.

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I don't like gambling so no one can. :marseyindignantturn:


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I wonder what they think of bitcoin.

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Gambling is whatever if you've got money to blow but for poor people it's just another thing to get addicted to and ruin your life. If you ever have to defend a habit, it's a problem.

Not that i care too much about r-slurs being r-slurs, i just resent people who directly profit off of others' suffering.

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You have 3 known reddit accounts, 2 of which are perm. banned for harassment, at least two twitter accounts that will crosspost between each other to create artificial engagement, and the rdrama account where you boasted about getting me banned for harassment, which ended up getting your main banned from reddit. I have no doubt in my mind that you're using an alt to send false crisis report.

Also, I wasn't the one who decided anything on your ban, Kicken was. Kicken knows way more about this than I do and I have never cared about anything you've tried to accuse me of. What I do care about is how disrespectful to real artists who put in years for their art you are. You think you're doing something that no one else can grasp but in reality you're just an /r/antiwork poster with a lot of free time on their hands. You have no idea what work means, get over yourself.

Snapshots:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/legalizing-sports-gambling-was-a-huge-mistake-the-atlantic.994938/:

The Atlantic article- didn't read/don't care/probably not funny:

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