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Goodbye Regular season. By my spreadsheet that was 272 NFL games you could bet on, meaning a single bet/game (which I did) would mean you risked 54,400 . Being a savy better (like me) you surely got some return on investment. Over the season I netted +573 (week 18 killed me), so with all that risk and reward I'm up 1.053%! Look out for me Wall Street!
I'm also -43,200 on Dramacoin scholarships to anyone who asked for money to gamble, while I never asked for anyone to pay it back
@Freak-Off did to the tune of 12,600 dc essentially borrowed. You can see that I'm a true financial megamind.
Playoff time: 4 threads left & 13 games left to bet on- WildCard (6), Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1)
Here's the bracket- your team is in it. Right, anon?
If you weren't in it, your team surely is shaking off some dead weight and acquiring new talent so next year can be your year. Happy Black Monday, you got it champ! I was going to find a nice list of all the firings, but haven't found one yet. We'll see if that changes.
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Wild card weekend is 2 Saturday games (4:30 & 8), 3 Sunday games (1, 4:30, 8), and 1 Monday Night Game (8)
2 Points of order
1. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. Voting will be open until the announcements prior to the super bowl because why not.
2. I'm doing one bonus bet in this thread only! Of the 14 teams in the playoffs, pick the Super Bowl Champion. This will close prior to the first game at SATURDAY JAN 11TH 4:00 EASTERN TIME (US)
Who will be the Super Bowl LIX Winner
AFC-1 Chiefs (15-2) - 32 bets
NFC-1 Lions (15-2) - 47 bets
AFC-2 Bills (13-4) - 16 bets
NFC-2 Eagles (14-3) - 26 bets - WINNER!
AFC-3 Ravens (12-5) - 20 bets
NFC-3 Buccaneers (10-7) - 5 bets
AFC-4 Texans (10-7) - 4 bets
NFC-4 Rams (10-7) - 7 bets
AFC-5 Chargers (11-6) - 3 bets
NFC-5 Vikings (14-3) - 4 bets
AFC-6 Steelers (10-7) - 6 bets
NFC-6 Commanders (formerly Football Team (formerly Redskins)) (12-5) - 5 bets
AFC-7 Broncos (10-7) - 7 bets
NFC-7 Packers (11-6) - 4 bets
I was really lazy this week and didn't save much of anything clip related. Here's more of the duck from that Buccaneers game
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Saturday 4:30
Chargers - 28 bets
Texans - 21 bets - WINNER!
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Saturday 8:00
Steelers - 25 bets
Ravens - 60 bets - WINNER!
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Sunday 1:00
Broncos - 33 bets
Bills - 61 bets - WINNER!
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Sunday 4:30
Packers - 11 bets
Eagles - 49 bets - WINNER!
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Posting a bit late on my end
...but uh...
...I thought about you a bit after the game on Sunday![:marseyspongebobsmug: :marseyspongebobsmug:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyspongebobsmug.webp)
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Packers lost 5 games to playoff teams by a total of 15 points. Literally a field goal was all that separated them from winning against the next tier of teams and they managed to lose them all.
Losing to the Bears and just injuring starters in what should have been an easy W just confirmed that we're fricking cooked. Chicago won its super bowl at least.
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Bears twitter is already in "Here's how the North is ours next year" mode (they always do that, but they're more delusional than usual and earlier). Truly a titanic L.
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"Maybe next year" is the official motto of Chicagoans
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I've had the Packers on fraudwatch since they barely beat the Jags.
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I will do a cathartic Packers post-mortem.
They ended up as the B-tier team who can easily beat worse teams and somehow lose every single time to anyone operating a tier higher (and then also the Bears). Staying competitive with top tier teams is nice, it's normally as good of a sign as a loss can be, but consistently losing those games means you're securely the lil-bro right now. This was only made worse by both the Lions and Vikings deciding they would be the top of the NFC this year.
Lots of Packers hopium depended on 1. the Defense getting better and 2. Later season 2023/aka Toyotathon J Love becoming the norm and 3. Josh Jacobs & Xavier McKinney being worth their weight in their contracts. 4. Finding a fricking kicker (Post-Mason Crosby, the Packers have been terrorized by kickers who can not be relied on for even routine 30-50 yard kicks.).
3. Happened big ups for signing these guys. 4. Happened, McManus broke a streak of several kickers who simply couldn't make it and of course he missed one in the Philly game to mock my trust in him. 1. For sure happened, but considering most of that defense were the same people as last year, the Jeff Hafley experiment worked. Basically every Packers game including that wildcard game, were made winnable by the Defense. Offense just didn't show up against good opponents; to break it down: the run game, lead by Jacobs absolutely showed up (but RB's 2-4 Wison, Brooks, and Loyd (& like 4 other receivers who get used as occasional RBs) all came through especially in 2.5 games when J Love was out and the offense was 70-80% running/screens). ##2## was the problem. This was not completely J Love problem. Packers receivers are nearly all on rookie contracts, they are young and also had a pretty high drop rate. They've also been often beaten up meaning WR1 is a revolving door that seems to depend on the game, whose playing and who happens to be hot that week. It's a strength because defenses don't know who to cover, but it's also a weakness because none of these guys seem to be consistent super heroes, they're going to miss passes, sometimes critical passes. The other side of ##2## is obviously Jordan Love dishing those passes accurately. He's got a better than most line keeping people out of his face, and he frustratingly wasn't that next-level toyotathon accurate and safe guy the offense needed him to be to actually compete in the playoffs.
Brass tax, the Packers were not winning a single game, much less actually competing unless J Love turned up to last year's end of the season/playoff mode. He was not the danger he was last season at this time despite having a better defense, a better run game, but also easily a tougher opponent. These Packers were a better team than last year and being a threat relied on him, he didn't show up and he didn't in several big games this year.
Hopefully he does the Ayahuasca thing or the darkness bullshit that got Aaron to GOAT up again this offsesason.![:marseypraying: :marseypraying:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseypraying.webp)
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I hope you had chatgpt pen that one fam
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Sunday 8:00
Commanders - 30 bets - WINNER!
Buccaneers - 45 bets
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Monday 8:00
Vikings - 42 bets
Rams - 35 bets - WINNER!
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FRICKING STUPID FRAUD VIKINGS
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From zero to 3250DC!!! Im back baby!!! PERIODT
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Gotta take these odds on the Commies even though I want the Bucs to win.
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What odds?
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There were about 3x as many bets on the Bucs when I bet.
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Frick I love sports goombling, even if it's not with real money
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well that was a god awful game
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Holy frick you were not wrong about winning big if the texans actually do something lets goooo
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