But what if the big strong rednecks change that law too and they implement mandatory state border crossing vagina inspections and they somehow know I had an abortion and the penalty is rape and they tie me down and forcefully impregnate me and use me as a living fleshlight until I give birth and oh god I’m so scared
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We went to a musical called "Oh Africa, Brave Africa". It was a laugh riot.
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you mean holding down fresh meat while your frigid wife gets off to you fricking her isn’t only a foid fetish?
Nobody would be turned on their husband giving a creampie to a young and fertile woman while their wife spreads her legs and looks him in the eyes! Nobody! This isn’t a fetish!
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Dear coworker: I want to frick the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, r*pe culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your kitty until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious peepee as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I frick you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god darn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
he’s talking about a handmaid’s tale, which was essentially a female cuck fantasy because why wouldn’t you just marry the younger foid like ever other patriarchal system in the past?
it’s essentially the srs and original version of the “all white boys are feminized in new Africa” book
The Ceremony" is a non-marital sexual act sanctioned for reproduction. The ritual requires the Handmaid to lie on her back between the legs of the Wife during the s*x act as if they were one person. The Wife has to invite the Handmaid to share her power this way; many Wives consider this both humiliating and offensive. Offred describes the ceremony:
My red skirt is hitched up to my waist, though no higher. Below it the Commander is fricking. What he is fricking is the lower part of my body. I do not say making love, because this is not what he's doing. Copulating too would be inaccurate because it would imply two people and only one is involved. Nor does r*pe cover it: nothing is going on here that I haven't signed up for.[38]
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I CAUSED JIMIE TO EFFORTPOST ABOUT INCREDIBLY BORING SHIT
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If elected governor of West Virginia I vow to use our great state’s robust network of AA batteries to shoot down ANY commercial airliner harboring an abortion haver.
This isn't a stupid post because of ex post facto, it's a stupid post because of federalism. If you have a legal abortion in a blue state you cannot be prosected for it in a red state, period. That's not how state laws work.
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Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or my thoughts on age of consent laws
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God bless this mess
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These posts should be used as proof that these schizos need to be locked up
I am SOOOO nervous, for real for real, about getting locked up for a completely legal thing I did that was totally legal at the time. I am so attention seeking nervous about this that I am posting my imaginary crimes on the Internet.
Edit to add what these women look like. I meant to put this in, but I was distracted by this r-slurdation
If they ever bring back asylums they're gonna go through the web and put these loons in there. Of course they'll also go through rdrama so I'll be getting lobotomized
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We must secure the existence of blind people and a future for blind children
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Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or my thoughts on age of consent laws
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To be fair, I used to be paranoid about being arrested or assassinated for my Q-anon stuff even though it's completely legal, so I can sympathize. When the oligarchs know you hate them and want to reduce their power, they'll often operate extrajudicially to eliminate you, or have their puppets in the government take care of it. After all, look how the NSA and CIA made plans to assassinate Snowden and Assange simply for whistleblowing on them to expose their crimes.
I'm not saying that foids don't get hysterically crazy at times, just saying that when it's the government we're talking about, a little extra paranoia is often justified.
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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I'm not nervous about traveling to red states, but as an ally, I feel it necessary to not go to red states and contribute to their income.
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I genuinely think discussions like these are a psyop. Women are so stupid and gullible that if you want them to vote with you, you just completely misrepresent the argument, frame it as you being scared and hormonal, and they all just immediately take it seriously
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If I pull that off, will you die?
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And, im very proud my nieces turned down full-ride scholarship offers in Idaho and Montana. They accepted partial scholarships in states that are trying to protect their citizens. ALL OF THEM.
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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Women are not safe in any state that has extremist laws regarding reproductive health care and access to it.
Nevermind the murmurs of death penalty for abortion ect.
JESUS CHRIST THESE FRICKING PEOPLE
FRICK. WHY DO THEY INSIST ON CREATING AN ENTIRELY FAKE REALITY WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED JUST FOR EXISTING? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DO THESE PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THIS WAY?
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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but someone on reddit told me all red states are going to start executing anyone who got an abortion at any point in the last 100 years! IT HAS TO BE TRUE!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_post_facto_law#United_States
Not gonna happen.
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But what if the big strong rednecks change that law too and they implement mandatory state border crossing vagina inspections and they somehow know I had an abortion and the penalty is rape and they tie me down and forcefully impregnate me and use me as a living fleshlight until I give birth and oh god I’m so scared
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classic !foidmoment
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Tbh?
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i've seen this too many times now. starting to think "feminist in heat" is a moid fetish
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A moid didn't the book that quote is quoting tho
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It's not quoting anything r-slur
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you mean holding down fresh meat while your frigid wife gets off to you fricking her isn’t only a foid fetish?
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Nobody would be turned on their husband giving a creampie to a young and fertile woman while their wife spreads her legs and looks him in the eyes! Nobody! This isn’t a fetish!
The whole book is wtf
Apparently it’s chud level these days, too:
https://www.agave-review.com/the-handmaids-tale-perpetuating-racial-ignorance-and-exclusive-feminism-in-america.html
https://www.vulture.com/2017/06/the-handmaids-tale-greatest-failing-is-how-it-handles-race.html
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Dear coworker: I want to frick the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, r*pe culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your kitty until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious peepee as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I frick you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god darn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
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Jesse what the frick are you talking about??
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Is this pasta wtf is this
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“woman doing anything“ is a moid fetish.
he’s talking about a handmaid’s tale, which was essentially a female cuck fantasy because why wouldn’t you just marry the younger foid like ever other patriarchal system in the past?
it’s essentially the srs and original version of the “all white boys are feminized in new Africa” book
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You r-slurred cow.
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cow is an odd choice of insult. ?
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Sounds hot...
Am I broken?
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!moidmoment look at this scrote projecting his degeneracy onto women!
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4 foids have upvoted it
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Dramafoid (male)
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the only thing women hate more than men is women
trans lives matter
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!nonchuds
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Carp why
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R u not aroused?
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Won't stop any future aborters though
Didn't some chud state write a law to arrest citizens that get an abortion out of state when they come back?
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If elected governor of West Virginia I vow to use our great state’s robust network of AA batteries to shoot down ANY commercial airliner harboring an abortion haver.
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Considering your appearance, I would be completely unsurprised to learn you live in West Virginia.
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neighbor how tf u gonna shoot down a darn aircraft with a double A battery?
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The little known bottleneck for anti-air defense is that they all run on double A batteries which are difficult to obtain.
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https://www.culawreview.org/journal/the-post-dobbs-legality-of-out-of-state-abortion-travel-bans
tl;dr: yes, but the law would get struck down if they ever tried to use it
Edit: Idaho passed such a law recently so we'll see
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Funny that this one is unconstitutional but the one where Ill get arrested for banging underage ladyboys in thailand when i come back is not
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If Benjamin Franklin was still alive, he'd personally strike it down
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Is it unconstitutional? They use it enough, wouldn’t it be challenged by now
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/new-jersey-man-sentenced-international-s*x-tourism-and-child-pornography-charges
https://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Feds-charge-longtime-Seattle-resident-with-884561.php
https://www.al.com/news/2016/02/conecuh_county_teacher_had_sex.html
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/notice-us-citizens-your-actions-abroad-may-have-serious-consequences
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I said its not in my comment.
I just fail to see why the feds can do it but the state can't. Or do we just not contest it because we all agree its good?
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Too many negatives, got confused
I guess it’s because CSA is bad, and abortion isn’t
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America making laws that interfere with the sovereignty is filthy foreigners is good.
Making laws that interferewith the sovereignty of an American state is bad.
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That's a great law
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Aren't these laws just empty gestures by chud lawmakers that they know will never amount to anything?
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Redditoids told me the constitution was no longer relevant and was a heckin white supremacist document.
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This isn't a stupid post because of ex post facto, it's a stupid post because of federalism. If you have a legal abortion in a blue state you cannot be prosected for it in a red state, period. That's not how state laws work.
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Yeah I know, but the "decades" thing bothered me more even though carp made it up.
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Black trans lives matter
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Useful info: thanks!
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Women really just be sitting around all day thinking of new things to worry about
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White Privilege.
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Child murders should be very afraid of crossing state lines
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St...state lines...?
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Based
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Child murder is already a federal crime, silly billy
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As long as abortion is legal, so is child murder.
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Nah we got pretty explicit laws against child murder.
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Yes and the abortion debate is just a game of what the defenition of murder is.
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Kylie all over again
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These posts should be used as proof that these schizos need to be locked up
I am SOOOO nervous, for real for real, about getting locked up for a completely legal thing I did that was totally legal at the time. I am so
attention seekingnervous about this that I am posting my imaginary crimes on the Internet.Edit to add what these women look like. I meant to put this in, but I was distracted by this r-slurdation
(this but )
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If they ever bring back asylums they're gonna go through the web and put these loons in there. Of course they'll also go through rdrama so I'll be getting lobotomized
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Hello, brothers! New friend!
BUSSYBUSSYBUSSYBUSSYBUSSYBUSSY!!! HAHAHAHHAH!! bussy.
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The dramatard is naturally immunized against the lobotomy
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These are the same people that would be pro locking people up for doing things they think are immoral.
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It’s absolutely unprecedented for the state to get uppity and start crushing people nearly arbitrarily, unthinkable I daresay!
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To be fair, I used to be paranoid about being arrested or assassinated for my Q-anon stuff even though it's completely legal, so I can sympathize. When the oligarchs know you hate them and want to reduce their power, they'll often operate extrajudicially to eliminate you, or have their puppets in the government take care of it. After all, look how the NSA and CIA made plans to assassinate Snowden and Assange simply for whistleblowing on them to expose their crimes.
I'm not saying that foids don't get hysterically crazy at times, just saying that when it's the government we're talking about, a little extra paranoia is often justified.
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Late term abortion is just foidspeak for slaughtering a child. This is a murderer that needs to be in prison
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If they stopped being hysterical and r-slurred, they would not be females or females(male).
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this is just like getting caught for consuming drugs outside of singapore
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I'm not sure how foids survive, they get scared of their own shadow
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Their own shadows are instruments of the patriarchy to induce the fear of r*pe and darkness of womyn.
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They're so fricking delusional lmao
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jesus christ these fricking people
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I genuinely think discussions like these are a psyop. Women are so stupid and gullible that if you want them to vote with you, you just completely misrepresent the argument, frame it as you being scared and hormonal, and they all just immediately take it seriously
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There is literally a constitutional ban on ex post facto laws
It's in the first fricking article
How the frick do redditors have such strong beliefs about what their rights are when they literally haven’t read which ones are protected
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theres a university in montana?
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Got a full ride for a reason
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Hey...if they don't ask, you won't tell
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I will
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Fronthole neuroticism knows no bounds.
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JESUS CHRIST THESE FRICKING PEOPLE
FRICK. WHY DO THEY INSIST ON CREATING AN ENTIRELY FAKE REALITY WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO BE MURDERED JUST FOR EXISTING? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DO THESE PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THIS WAY?
i fricking hate reddit. so much.
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You cant even prosecute women for getting an abortion.... just the doctors
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but someone on reddit told me all red states are going to start executing anyone who got an abortion at any point in the last 100 years! IT HAS TO BE TRUE!
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Only if she crosses without her passport
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Most states don't even punish the woman just the abortionist
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A significant portion of women love nothing more than imagining they are going to be killed
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Yes, that's why they're jacking off to true crime.
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Just say you killed a baby, baby killer.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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This isn't even how they imagine the law works (although they are), this is just an erotic fantasy.
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Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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