twox takes a break from complaining about men to complain about being called fat

Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol

no u

"Did you mean to say that outloud? How embarrassing."

someone caring about your health is emabarrassing

While I like the idea of a comeback, I usually can't come up with one in the moment. I've found a slight raise of the eyebrows and walking away to be most effective response that I can be happy with afterwards.

pathetic

put the fork down, fatties