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Is there anything more cucked than having a daughter? :marseypipe::hitspipe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17bs2kk/a_girl_informed_my_son_that_shes_pregnant_and

A girl informed my son that she's pregnant and that there's a 1 in 3 chance he could be the father

I'm sitting here thinking “frick!”. He told me that he used a condom and that there's no chance he could be the father. But we all know that condoms aren't 100% effective. My son is only 15 and having a baby would ruin his education and college prospects. Honestly I'm pissed at this whole situation. He's going to have to take a DNA test along with 2 other boys in this situation.

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The real head scratcher is that they stopped teaching girls about the poophole loophole.

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I thought that was when they couldn't make a neovagina out of your hormone blocker-induced micropeepee so they used your poop chute instead

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