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Foid complains she got "dog-fished" :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/18ysjsz/i_learned_a_new_thing_guys_do_to_worm_their_way

								

								

Apparently she thought he was great but then found out he lied about having a dog, it was really his roommate's. Now she's into the roommate.

The thread is all "yeah girl that's a red flag" but was she planning on dating the dude or his dog?

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From the title I thought she was just talking about catfishing and for some reason associates cats with femaleness and dogs with maleness. You know, like a very young and stupid child

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very young and stupid child

Average woman amiright

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All cats are female and all dogs are male.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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He could've said, "I'm a great dog uncle to my roommate Alex's dog" on his profile but had to ruin it by lying

This is crabs in a bucket mentality or something because that hypothetical sentence is the most repulsive thing I've read. They want her to either end up alone or married to gross redditor and posting to /r/breakingmom

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"I'm a great dog uncle to my roommate Alex's dog"

We need a hole here for dating app bait fishing. This would be a wonderful addition to a profile :marseyclappingglasses:

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It'd be interesting to see how photos of an attractive dude with a bunch of Redditisms would do on a dating app. Not interesting enough to do it, but you know.

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It would clean up the same way a profile with a bunch of redditisms and hot chick photos would.

Incels mald about how women will still flirt with a man after he admits to being a convicted child male feminist but men would 10000% flirt with a woman in the same situation.

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There was one post here about some woman who did dating app bait and one of those things was talking about stomping on puppies and strangling small animals and scrotes were going along without because they can only think about getting laid. :marseyfeminist:

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you can put literally anything in your profile if you're hot

there was that one fake profile where a guy put that he was a convicted libertarian next to pictures of a model and foids were still lining up to frick him

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17044701391447895.webp

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Just use /h/truecels.

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I'm not doing the work. I want someone to make the lols for me

:marseyantiwork2:

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I got five cats

They live in the barn

How should i bring this up

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>dog uncle

:#marseybruh2genocide:

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Based moid using the dogpill to his advantage :gigachad2:

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:#marseyhoesmad:

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Built for BDC

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My friend's ex gf admitted she would have swiped left on him if he hadn't had a picture with him and his dog (it was his uncle's dog)

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GETTING COCKBLOCKED BY A DOG :!marseyrofl: :#marseyitneverbegan:

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was she planning on dating the dude or his dog?

:marseytrans:

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I must say this is a particularly impressive demonstration of telling a story in such a way as to leave out details that wouldn't be flattering to her.

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you just know

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YOU

JUST

KNOW

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17045088614170527.webp

Holy fricking shit. It's literally this meme personified.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17045088616589863.webp

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Dog-fishing is a very real and awful thing! Not whatever :marseyjerkofffrown: this b-word :marseysaluteindia: is talking about! If a client is paying top dollar :marseybux: for pure bred golden :marseygoldenhorseshoe: retrussy they better :marseygenetakovic: not be getting any mutt butt! The peepee knows the difference!

Jewish lives matter (less than dogs)

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real life really isn't any less nightmarish than the internet

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Bet this b-word planned to smear jif in her snatch and have the poor dog clean her up. Nasty b-word

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Need to create a dog walking service.

Single males take your dogs for a walk in the park and use them to chat up women.

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