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Mine was when the abusive 
girlfriend of one if my players made him quit the game because she decided he didn't want other things competing for his attention. This wouldn't be so bad except that his absence killed the group's chemistry and led to me ending the campaign.
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Work is fricking me so I can't do a real post. Hole bump
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novie
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I always like strategy games but I never got my hand on catan, this is a weird first approach, but oh well, what can I do.
To not make it too long, my gf recently went on a trip with some friends, there she met a guy who was a friend of a friend and was there. Let's say some weird shit happened with him. After that we broke up. She apologize, swear to change, blah blah. Now we came back together. In this trip with this friend group she started playing Catan.
Today she went to her best friend's house (hereinafter gay friend) part of this friend group. Of course I have no problem with this. In theroy there was only the two of them, but I asked her recently and apparently her other best friend (female, again no problem here) joined as well who as well was in the trip.
Gay friend uploaded to his ig story the next pic:
Now, according to google each color represents a player.. so there aren't really three people there, no?
Tl;dr: I need to know how many people my gf is playing with to know if she is cheating/lying on me
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Kid cheats in chess years ago. Kid becomes good at chess. Kid beats former world champion in two games. Champ says kid is cheater and wont play him. Some random guy jokes he cheated with buttplug and media reports it seriously. Biggest chess platform publishes findings he cheated more recently than he admits. Kid gets banned from chess platform. Kid sues champ and chess platform and goes on Piers Morgan with his lawyer to embarrass himself before settling case year later. Champ agrees to play him. Fast forward Joe Rogan has champ reiterate that kid is suspicious and explains why. Chess redditors are divided between hating and loving the champ. Most new and young players support the kid, who is a twitch streamer. Kid supporters are saying champ is a bully, sore loser and the kid is just a young 23 year old child who made one ten hundred mistakes of cheating only 12 8 4 years ago.
https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1iu89cb/magnus_addresses_his_accusation_against_hans/
https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1iuger9/as_always_the_majority_of_people_outside_of/
https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1iueepy/i_dont_trust_him_carlsen_opens_on_niemann/
https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1iuskfi/hans_niemann_responds_to_magnus_carlsen_and_joe/
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"During that whole "white terrorism in gaming" thing where people honestly believed a 13 old girl was gang r*ped in a Games Workshop while all the g*mers chanted "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" I created an account there and made a few rather innocuous posts.
I was banned within like 3 hours with the ban reason being "Eh, probably a troll account.""
Did anyone here about this madness? It sounds like an amazing moral panic.
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This is how she set up the board:
This is how it should be normally set up:
Its typical for new people in chess to mix up the placement of king and queen in middle, but its another level of blunder to mix the knights and bishops, which indicates you havent played a single game in your life.
Seems Elon is not picking the brightest genes for his infant farm.
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Right, there's nothing productive to be had in terms of discussion here, and I don't think you guys even care at this point either to try.
Call it whatever stupid buzzword you want - Woke, DEI, PC, SJW, or whatever dumb term people come up with next week. I don't care. The term means, always has meant, and always WILL mean "Not being an butthole to someone because they're different to you."
Don't pretend that the old stories were fine just having black or gay people - Because buttholes complained about that then, just like you are complaining about it now. The reality is, people who are not the same skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, lifestyle, size, physical ability, etc etc, than you, Exist. They always have, and always will.
Culture including people with different characteristics to you IS NOT A SLIGHT. They are not doing it to offend you, or to "gaslamp you" or whatever nonsense the Anti Woke Brigade has come up with this week. These characters are being created so that the real human beings who have those differences, have someone to look at and go "Hey this guy's like me!" That's it. That's the whole thing. It's just about making everybody feel welcome.
If you want to complain about this, I encourage you to send us a modmail. But this thread is locked, and you know darn well why.
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What is Culture war?
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/340606/more-trench-crusade-nonsense
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/339725/trench-crusade-comes-up-again-so
Edgelords
Edgelords are just unironically evil and are the perfect factions for people who want to cackle maniacally and be the baddest boy in the gameshop. They gain bonuses by doing edgy shit like killing people and insulting minorities.
Subfactions
- Heavy metal satanists
Nerd
Musical
Male feminist
Sexist
Deviant
Blasphemous
Anything that moves
Heavy metal satanists are edgelord losers who do shit like dig up your grandma's grave so they can use her skull as a codpiece.
Black metal Norwegians
Nerd
Musical
Male feminist
Sexist
Nazi
Blasphemous
Deviant
Homophobic
Anything that moves
Even edgier and more evil heavy metal satanists who act as the evil champions of a Nazi army.
Dramanauts
Nihilist
Nerd
Anything that moves
Furry
Racist
Some men just want to see the world burn.
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Which means more of rdrama's official(but least favourite) wargame: culture war!
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/339725/trench-crusade-comes-up-again-so
Haters
Haters gonna hate.
Antitheist
Atheist
Nerd
Hates: religious people and religions
An Internet atheist still mad at his parents
Woke antitheist
Atheist
Woke
Deviant
Groomer
Hates:religious people and religions
A variation of the standard internet atheist who believes in woke ideology
Enlightened Nietzchian nazi
Atheist
Antisemite
Homophobia
Deviant
Nerd
Nazi
Racist
Hates: religious people and religions
An idiot who read Nietzsche and thought he'd endorse nazism.
New trait: atheist
Atheists cannot benefit or be harmed by miracles or magic.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/
What is Culture War?
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity
Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.
Now on to new units and factions!
Traditionalists
Glorious jihadIst
Anything that moves
Muslim
Homophobic
Jihad
Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.
Muslamic Ray guns
Male feminist
Muslim
Jihad
Homophobic
Groomer
Anything that moves
Deviant
The specialist of the jihadists.
Limited run scam model
Signature special character
Failey the 'armless
Traditionalist
Catholic
Christian
Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.
Perverts
Turbothots
Deviant
Male feminist
Anything that moves
Mutilator
Groomer
Cyborg
Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.
Antifans
Knights of the tenacious Unicorn
Traditionalist
Homophobic
Blasphemous
Crazy
Animal rights activist
Hatred: deviants and nerds
Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.
New trait: animal rights activist
When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer
New trait:Jihad
A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.
s and leftoids celebrate, chuds sneed.
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So recently there was a post that got removed from /r/RPG about how punching nazis is a great thing so you should buy my stuff and I'll give 5% of the money to a good cause. You know, the anti-capitalist way.
Well, that post got jannied; only the jannies were very keen for the sub to know that while they do it for free, they didn't do that for free - it was done by the admiggers who, unlike the jannies, get paid to mop. The jannies of /r/rpg then pinned the seethepost to the top of the sub to ensure everyone knows that they do it for free.
This then caused a bunch of extra virtue signalling nazi resisting to pop up, including:
Remaking the post under a "cleverly" reworded title
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idsqfk/physically_resist_a_specific_brand_of/
Someone just linking to the bundle and going "updoots to the left" in possibly the laziest poast
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idr5tw/bundle_of_holding/
A post linking to a "game" that isn't a game, just a political screed. Most egregiously, it lets you play as a jo*rnalist.
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idum5h/survive_the_tyrant_an_rpg_about_resisting/
And finally, another re-linking to the bundle but this time with even more seething about the admins
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idtaov/since_it_appears_that_reddits_admins_love_nazis/
One comment on that thread is promoting the game Eat the Reich which is... not good as notepad anon summarizes:
needless to say /r/rpg has put them at the top of the thread
and a bonus 
opportunity for ban evasion!
There's also this post that also promotes ETR in the most safe-edgy way I can think of
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1ie0lpm/eat_the_reich_clarification_humor/
And while we're on the subject of "antifascist RPGs that you have to buy for some reason" don't forget to check out @MayflyAlt-98's post about the hilariously bad SIGMATA: This Signal Kills Fascists
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/203355/sigmata-this-signal-kills-fascists-marseysal
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A wargame for our times
Culture War is a postapocalypse Cyberpunk wargame where bands of online r-slurs have been driven mad by their cheap Chinese-made knockoffs of Elon Musk's latest cybernetic implants and now battle it out in the streets. Everyone who's not an idiot is currently hunkered down and waiting for the military to wipe these morons out. Medical science has advanced to the point that those killed are back on the street the next day.
Tradlarps
Tradlarps are a wide sprectrum of morons who think things were better sometime in the past.They weild antique weaponry including swords and many historical guns. Occasionally one of them gets an antique tank or war memorial working or they steal equipment from the national guard or military.
Subfactions:
Sons of the Lost Cause-
Traditionalist
Slavery
Racist
Homophobic
Confederate nostalgics who want to reenslave black people and cause the South to rise again. Because of this they cannot align with any SJW or Establishment faction and any tradlarper with the "antislavery" tag will attempt to kill them. They favour trucks and dogs.
Buckbreakers
Traditionalist
Slavery
Racist
Male feminist
Homosexual
The Buckbreakers are Confederates who think that black slavery pairs well with a healthy dose of homosexual r*pe.
The Notzees
Traditionalist
Slavery
Nazi
Homophobic
Antisemitic
Racist
Your standard issue old school Neo-Nazi. They are solid, smart enough to be good cannon fodder, and dumb enough to be cannon fodder. The backbone of any Nazi army. Nazis can ally with any other Nazi faction even when they would otherwise be enemies.
The Sneedclave
Traditionalist
Patriotic
Antislavery
Nerd
The Sneedclave are Fallout fans who embraced the Enclave's ethos unironically. They seek a return to an idealized traditional 1950s America. Occasionally one will be wearing a working suit of power armor but most of their Fallout themed gear is nonfunctional despite their belief it works.
Crusaders
Traditionalists
Homophobic
Papist
Christian
Catholic
Traditional Catholic weirdos wearing medieval knight armor and carrying machine guns and swords.
Anti-Papist Crusaders
Traditionalist
Anti-papist
Racist
Sexist
Christian
Antisemitic
Homophobic
Rogue crusaders who claim the current Pope is a heretic.
Skullrock teds
Traditionalist
Punk
Musical
1950's rock and roll enthusiasts who gain power on important dates for rock and roll history, such as Elvis's birthday or the day the music died. Kings are the leaders and are all fat. Rock and rollers are the standard unit. Teddy bears are the big roided up freaks. Rocking rollers drive their crappy reproduction land yachts. Skull rockers are fans of other musical genres they make wear skull masks and noise cancelling headphonese. Called skull rock because they use old x-ray plates to copy music onto.
Perverts
Perverts are sexual weirdos who just want to get their nut off in a wide variety of insane, unsafe, and nonconsensual ways. They favor snatch and grab tactics to acquire more victims.
Subfactions:
The Eunuch Archivists
Deviant
Mutilator
Woke
Groomer
Slavery
Male feminist
They aren't eunuchs. They want to chop your johnson off with their giant scissors.
Gorean Incels
Male feminist
Slavery
Homophobic
Misogynist
Incels are bitter hateful involuntarily celibate men who hate women and want them to suffer. They seek to enslave any reasonably attractive woman they come across. Their hatred gives them strength and lets them fight on long after the point they should have died.
Nazifur
Antisemitic
Nazi
Traditionalist
Deviant
Male feminist
Anything that moves
Furry
Nazi furries that serve as the "monsters" of any Nazi army. Their fursuits are state of the art and provide them significant protection as they capture their victims to "yiff undesirables to death".
Vorites
Deviant
Cannibal
Anything that moves
Blasphemous
They want to eat you in a sexual way, but they still literally want to kill and eat you. Modified teeth and mouths to make eating people easier
Sjw
Leftwing causes championed by the worst people who aren't part of any of the other factions
Subfactions
Tumblerite
Woke
Deviant
Anti-papist
Antisemitic
Angry, stupid, and fat. Bright colours and bad anatomy. Their "triggered" state allows them to enter a killing rage.
Movieblobs
Woke
Anti-papist
Elitist
Atheist
Nerd
The spiritual scions of moviebob, who worship pop culture, hate poor people, are fat, and armed with mario-themed flamethrowers
Extra expensive limited edition model
signature faction character
Moviebob
Woke
Anti-papist
Elitist
Atheist
Nerd
The man himself. He's gotten even fatter and now rides a floating platform like Dr. Robotnik. Tubes and wires pump the medication needed to keep him alive into him. Chained to his throne are the most attractive women his followers have captured dressed in modest and non-explotive outfits. The still living severed heads of other nerd champions, including Linkara the lightbringer , the mysterious Mr.Enter, Deathless Phelous, and the cast of Oneyplays, sit next to him as a geek chorus, although he has shoved a sock into each of their mouths. Sometimes those characters show up as living nerd champions, which means they either escaped, the heads are animatromic, or he's petty enough to clone and brainscan his enemies so he can torture the clone.
Greviancemonger
extra expensive scam model
Tom the black and his familar Jim Crow
Woke
Racist
Homphobic
Magic is real now. Deal with it.
A crazy wizard convinced white people want to kill him and steal his soul because white people don't have souls. The crow is probably a demon .
Nationalists of Islam
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Blasphemous
The nation of islam with psychic powers led directly by "clones" of Yakub.
Foreigners
Weirdos obsessed with foreign cultures who fight with culturally appropriated weapons
Subfactions:
Weaboos
Deviant
Kawaii
Nerd
Japanese fanboys and fangirls but especially anime. Usually fat but not always. Wields katanas and ridiculous cosplay weaponry. Doesn't usually use guns.
Mall ninja
Kawaii
Nerd
Athletic
Losers obsessed with martial arts and cool weaponry that they vaguely know how to use.
Wehraboos
Traditionalist
Nazi
Homophobic
Antisemitic
Nerd
The specialists of the Nazis who obsessively pour over the memoirs of Nazi generals and Nazi weaponry. They form the "knights" of any Nazi army.
Schizos
Pure crazy people who believe crazy things and are crazy. Their extreme insanity renders them harder to frighten
Subfactions
The Lords of Tartary
Traditionalist
Crazy
Believers in the lost kingdom of Tartary. They are armed with shovels, picks, and mining equipment as they attempt to unearth their non-existent homeland.
Artistic failures
Artistic failure are people who never gave up on their craft even when they really should have. Still armed with the cowtools of their chosen trade they mainly fight for more supplies
Subfactions
Soundcloud mumbler
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Criminal
Woke
Musical
Completely without talent but with all the murderous rage and bigotry of rap greats like Tupac, Eminem, and Biggie Smalls, the soundcloud mumbler is as fearsome as his lyrics are flat.
Antifanatics
Antifanitics are haters of genres, artists, games, trades, and anything that isn't covered by bigotry. They gain bonuses against their chosen targets but gain a disadvantage against a non-nerd faction. They compensate for this with a wide variety of freaky powers.
Yiffhunters
Homophobic
Criminal
Furry
Hatred:furries
Yiffhunters are furry haters who fight with elephant guns, deer rifles, hunting rifles, poison gas, and bear traps. They are often wearing the bloodstained pelts of furries they have murdered. Often they wear the head with the jaws radically distended . With every furry they murder they get stronger. And yes this means yiffhunters anti-furry rage includes any unallied yiff hunter. Wearing the sparkle dog ironically is still wearing the sparkle dog. And yes freaky mutant animals also count.
G*mergators
Homophobic
Sexist
Cannabilistic
Nerd
Furry
Hatred: journ*lists and Woke
G*mergators are half man/half gator hybrids with an undying hatred for journ*lists, the woke, and grifters, whom they blame for ruining videogames. They wield video game weapons and have a nasty bite attack. No one knows why they mutated into half man/half gators.
Establishment
The proper authorities and unironic good guys. Also the strongest and most boring faction to play as.
Subfactions
National guard
Patriotic
Sane
Antislavery
Police
Firefighter
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https://old.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/1h5c1lv/why_is_everything_woke/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1d180jg/an_extensive_review_of_the_problems_of/
https://old.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1i0zpie/is_trench_crusade_good/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gizdcv/more_trench_crusade_to_distract_from_the_drama/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gqqb01/embrace_the_derp_brothers/
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