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https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/
What is Culture War?
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity
Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.
Now on to new units and factions!
Traditionalists
Glorious jihadIst
Anything that moves
Muslim
Homophobic
Jihad
Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.
Muslamic Ray guns
Male feminist
Muslim
Jihad
Homophobic
Groomer
Deviant
The specialist of the jihadists.
Limited run scam model
Signature special character
Failey the 'armless
Traditionalist
Catholic
Christian
Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.
Perverts
Turbothots
Deviant
Male feminist
Anything that moves
Mutilator
Groomer
Cyborg
Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.
Antifans
Knights of the tenacious Unicorn
Traditionalist
Homophobic
Blasphemous
Crazy
Animal rights activist
Hatred: deviants and nerds
Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.
New trait: animal rights activist
When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer
New trait:Jihad
A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.
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So recently there was a post that got removed from /r/RPG about how punching nazis is a great thing so you should buy my stuff and I'll give 5% of the money to a good cause. You know, the anti-capitalist way.
Well, that post got jannied; only the jannies were very keen for the sub to know that while they do it for free, they didn't do that for free - it was done by the admiggers who, unlike the jannies, get paid to mop. The jannies of /r/rpg then pinned the seethepost to the top of the sub to ensure everyone knows that they do it for free.
This then caused a bunch of extra virtue signalling nazi resisting to pop up, including:
Remaking the post under a "cleverly" reworded title
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idsqfk/physically_resist_a_specific_brand_of/
Someone just linking to the bundle and going "updoots to the left" in possibly the laziest poast
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idr5tw/bundle_of_holding/
A post linking to a "game" that isn't a game, just a political screed. Most egregiously, it lets you play as a jo*rnalist.
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idum5h/survive_the_tyrant_an_rpg_about_resisting/
And finally, another re-linking to the bundle but this time with even more seething about the admins
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idtaov/since_it_appears_that_reddits_admins_love_nazis/
One comment on that thread is promoting the game Eat the Reich which is... not good as notepad anon summarizes:
needless to say /r/rpg has put them at the top of the thread
and a bonus 
opportunity for ban evasion!
There's also this post that also promotes ETR in the most safe-edgy way I can think of
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1ie0lpm/eat_the_reich_clarification_humor/
And while we're on the subject of "antifascist RPGs that you have to buy for some reason" don't forget to check out @MayflyAlt-98's post about the hilariously bad SIGMATA: This Signal Kills Fascists
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/203355/sigmata-this-signal-kills-fascists-marseysal
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A wargame for our times
Culture War is a postapocalypse Cyberpunk wargame where bands of online r-slurs have been driven mad by their cheap Chinese-made knockoffs of Elon Musk's latest cybernetic implants and now battle it out in the streets. Everyone who's not an idiot is currently hunkered down and waiting for the military to wipe these morons out. Medical science has advanced to the point that those killed are back on the street the next day.
Tradlarps
Tradlarps are a wide sprectrum of morons who think things were better sometime in the past.They weild antique weaponry including swords and many historical guns. Occasionally one of them gets an antique tank or war memorial working or they steal equipment from the national guard or military.
Subfactions:
Sons of the Lost Cause-
Traditionalist
Slavery
Racist
Homophobic
Confederate nostalgics who want to reenslave black people and cause the South to rise again. Because of this they cannot align with any SJW or Establishment faction and any tradlarper with the "antislavery" tag will attempt to kill them. They favour trucks and dogs.
Buckbreakers
Traditionalist
Slavery
Racist
Male feminist
Homosexual
The Buckbreakers are Confederates who think that black slavery pairs well with a healthy dose of homosexual r*pe.
The Notzees
Traditionalist
Slavery
Nazi
Homophobic
Antisemitic
Racist
Your standard issue old school Neo-Nazi. They are solid, smart enough to be good cannon fodder, and dumb enough to be cannon fodder. The backbone of any Nazi army. Nazis can ally with any other Nazi faction even when they would otherwise be enemies.
The Sneedclave
Traditionalist
Patriotic
Antislavery
Nerd
The Sneedclave are Fallout fans who embraced the Enclave's ethos unironically. They seek a return to an idealized traditional 1950s America. Occasionally one will be wearing a working suit of power armor but most of their Fallout themed gear is nonfunctional despite their belief it works.
Crusaders
Traditionalists
Homophobic
Papist
Christian
Catholic
Traditional Catholic weirdos wearing medieval knight armor and carrying machine guns and swords.
Anti-Papist Crusaders
Traditionalist
Anti-papist
Racist
Sexist
Christian
Antisemitic
Homophobic
Rogue crusaders who claim the current Pope is a heretic.
Skullrock teds
Traditionalist
Punk
Musical
1950's rock and roll enthusiasts who gain power on important dates for rock and roll history, such as Elvis's birthday or the day the music died. Kings are the leaders and are all fat. Rock and rollers are the standard unit. Teddy bears are the big roided up freaks. Rocking rollers drive their crappy reproduction land yachts. Skull rockers are fans of other musical genres they make wear skull masks and noise cancelling headphonese. Called skull rock because they use old x-ray plates to copy music onto.
Perverts
Perverts are sexual weirdos who just want to get their nut off in a wide variety of insane, unsafe, and nonconsensual ways. They favor snatch and grab tactics to acquire more victims.
Subfactions:
The Eunuch Archivists
Deviant
Mutilator
Woke
Groomer
Slavery
Male feminist
They aren't eunuchs. They want to chop your johnson off with their giant scissors.
Gorean Incels
Male feminist
Slavery
Homophobic
Misogynist
Incels are bitter hateful involuntarily celibate men who hate women and want them to suffer. They seek to enslave any reasonably attractive woman they come across. Their hatred gives them strength and lets them fight on long after the point they should have died.
Nazifur
Antisemitic
Nazi
Traditionalist
Deviant
Male feminist
Anything that moves
Furry
Nazi furries that serve as the "monsters" of any Nazi army. Their fursuits are state of the art and provide them significant protection as they capture their victims to "yiff undesirables to death".
Vorites
Deviant
Cannibal
Anything that moves
Blasphemous
They want to eat you in a sexual way, but they still literally want to kill and eat you. Modified teeth and mouths to make eating people easier
Sjw
Leftwing causes championed by the worst people who aren't part of any of the other factions
Subfactions
Tumblerite
Woke
Deviant
Anti-papist
Antisemitic
Angry, stupid, and fat. Bright colours and bad anatomy. Their "triggered" state allows them to enter a killing rage.
Movieblobs
Woke
Anti-papist
Elitist
Atheist
Nerd
The spiritual scions of moviebob, who worship pop culture, hate poor people, are fat, and armed with mario-themed flamethrowers
Extra expensive limited edition model
signature faction character
Moviebob
Woke
Anti-papist
Elitist
Atheist
Nerd
The man himself. He's gotten even fatter and now rides a floating platform like Dr. Robotnik. Tubes and wires pump the medication needed to keep him alive into him. Chained to his throne are the most attractive women his followers have captured dressed in modest and non-explotive outfits. The still living severed heads of other nerd champions, including Linkara the lightbringer , the mysterious Mr.Enter, Deathless Phelous, and the cast of Oneyplays, sit next to him as a geek chorus, although he has shoved a sock into each of their mouths. Sometimes those characters show up as living nerd champions, which means they either escaped, the heads are animatromic, or he's petty enough to clone and brainscan his enemies so he can torture the clone.
Greviancemonger
extra expensive scam model
Tom the black and his familar Jim Crow
Woke
Racist
Homphobic
Magic is real now. Deal with it.
A crazy wizard convinced white people want to kill him and steal his soul because white people don't have souls. The crow is probably a demon .
Nationalists of Islam
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Blasphemous
The nation of islam with psychic powers led directly by "clones" of Yakub.
Foreigners
Weirdos obsessed with foreign cultures who fight with culturally appropriated weapons
Subfactions:
Weaboos
Deviant
Kawaii
Nerd
Japanese fanboys and fangirls but especially anime. Usually fat but not always. Wields katanas and ridiculous cosplay weaponry. Doesn't usually use guns.
Mall ninja
Kawaii
Nerd
Athletic
Losers obsessed with martial arts and cool weaponry that they vaguely know how to use.
Wehraboos
Traditionalist
Nazi
Homophobic
Antisemitic
Nerd
The specialists of the Nazis who obsessively pour over the memoirs of Nazi generals and Nazi weaponry. They form the "knights" of any Nazi army.
Schizos
Pure crazy people who believe crazy things and are crazy. Their extreme insanity renders them harder to frighten
Subfactions
The Lords of Tartary
Traditionalist
Crazy
Believers in the lost kingdom of Tartary. They are armed with shovels, picks, and mining equipment as they attempt to unearth their non-existent homeland.
Artistic failures
Artistic failure are people who never gave up on their craft even when they really should have. Still armed with the cowtools of their chosen trade they mainly fight for more supplies
Subfactions
Soundcloud mumbler
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Criminal
Woke
Musical
Completely without talent but with all the murderous rage and bigotry of rap greats like Tupac, Eminem, and Biggie Smalls, the soundcloud mumbler is as fearsome as his lyrics are flat.
Antifanatics
Antifanitics are haters of genres, artists, games, trades, and anything that isn't covered by bigotry. They gain bonuses against their chosen targets but gain a disadvantage against a non-nerd faction. They compensate for this with a wide variety of freaky powers.
Yiffhunters
Homophobic
Criminal
Furry
Hatred:furries
Yiffhunters are furry haters who fight with elephant guns, deer rifles, hunting rifles, poison gas, and bear traps. They are often wearing the bloodstained pelts of furries they have murdered. Often they wear the head with the jaws radically distended . With every furry they murder they get stronger. And yes this means yiffhunters anti-furry rage includes any unallied yiff hunter. Wearing the sparkle dog ironically is still wearing the sparkle dog. And yes freaky mutant animals also count.
G*mergators
Homophobic
Sexist
Cannabilistic
Nerd
Furry
Hatred: journ*lists and Woke
G*mergators are half man/half gator hybrids with an undying hatred for journ*lists, the woke, and grifters, whom they blame for ruining videogames. They wield video game weapons and have a nasty bite attack. No one knows why they mutated into half man/half gators.
Establishment
The proper authorities and unironic good guys. Also the strongest and most boring faction to play as.
Subfactions
National guard
Patriotic
Sane
Antislavery
Police
Firefighter
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https://old.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/1h5c1lv/why_is_everything_woke/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1d180jg/an_extensive_review_of_the_problems_of/
https://old.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1i0zpie/is_trench_crusade_good/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gizdcv/more_trench_crusade_to_distract_from_the_drama/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gqqb01/embrace_the_derp_brothers/
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Reddit commies truly are a blight upon mankind !anticommunists
some are confused 
OP is giga cringe
"LABOUR IS JUST PINKO TORIES" 
"MEDIA LITERACY! MEDIA LITERACY! MEDIA LITERACY! MEDIA LITERACY!" 
These reddit lunatics are genuinely more dogmatic than the religious fanatics in the 40k universe
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chuds celebrate 
https://old.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/1i5y400/the_vml_league_for_players_of_marginalized/
soys cry 
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1i5yt8f/wizards_no_longer_supporting_the_vml_for/
more soy cry
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1i5yqhe/vmlmtg_we_are_sad_to_announce_that_we_have_been/
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Shit was hilarious and Google is useless.
Here's random cosplay coomerbait I found online as thanks.
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The forge was an influential rpg forum run by a weirdo pervert named Ron Edwards. He was a pretentious twat who said that vampire the masquarade caused brain damage.
https://lumpley.com/index.php/anyway/marginalia/3777
Originally it was started in 1999 as Hephaestus's forge.
https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/ppmt00/tabletop_rpgs_the_fall_of_the_forge_how_a/
They discussed the design and making of tabletop rpgs and developed the gns theory or big model theory .
It's outlined here
https://www.indie-rpgs.com/_articles/system_does_matter.html
Forgeworld produced some great games like Apocalypse world and Dogs in the Vineyard which is Mormons fighting 
demons who want to molest children
https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/binarydoubts/dogs-in-the-vineyard/
https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/professorprof/dogs-in-the-vineyard/
but also bullshit like Bliss Stage which was made for demons who want to molest children
https://writeups.letsyouandhimfight.com/purplexvi/bliss-stage/
https://systemmasterypodcast.com/2019/04/08/bliss-stage-system-mastery-145/
It was essentially Neon Genesis Evangelion but not the Neon Genesis Evangelion of the anime or manga adaptions but the Neon Genesis Evangelion of the pornographic doujins found at every Japanese con.
https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/353js6/bliss_stage/
That is not a link for those. Look up your own "Shinji chad " or "Shinji cuck" porn ya sick frick.
The Forge defined all players as wanting one of three things: narrativist, which wanted story, simulationist, who wanted realism, and gamist, who wanted to have fun and play the game. They hated the latter two and worshipped narrativism as the one true god.
Certain g*mers compared it to an evil cancer or a cult
https://verbus.livejournal.com/1649.html
The Forge was controversial even when it was still going
https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads%2Ftell-me-about-the-forge.355613%2F
Here is the Forge in all its glory
https://www.indie-rpgs.com/articles/20/
Osr or "old school roleplaying" is another weird rpf cult that is either diametrically opposed or partially overlapping with the Forge
https://livingmythrpg.wordpress.com/2017/09/23/rpg-theory-living-myth-vs-forge-theory/
Ron Edwards compared gms running railroady games to child abuse.
https://www.indie-rpgs.com/archive/index.php?topic=18707.0
The forge closed in 2010
https://stargazersworld.com/2010/11/03/the-end-of-the-forge/
Reaction was mixed
https://www.enworld.org/threads/what-is-the-forge.159851/
Ron Edwards claimed it had fulfilled its purpose.
https://indie-rpgs.com/archive/index.php?topic=25257.msg244501#msg244501
He was coping
Many fans and detractors still exist and still hate it
https://www.wizardthieffighter.com/2019/a-bad-turn-of-words-fantasy-heartbreaker/
https://refereeingandreflection.wordpress.com/2014/12/22/remembering-the-forge/
My own thoughts on their theory is that it's far too narrow. Every player has his own agenda that might include aspects of all three and other motives. It's a radical simplification of a hopelessly complicated muddle. Most of the forge alumni agree.
Also while Ron Edwards is an butt he's not a male feminist and didn't make a game for male feminists about playing a male feminist . Unlike Black Hat Matt Mcfarland and Beast the primordial. How can you hate Ron Edwards or Byron Hall, the author of fatal the worst rpg ever made,
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/315746/fatal-and-kiwifarms-a-match-made
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/169760/review-of-fatal-rpgnet-rpg-game
when neither of them are actual male feminists?
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/314992/beast-the-primordial-good-lord-above
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/273950/beast-the-primordial-is-the-game
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/272482/reddit-dive-into-beast-the-primordial
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/271029/what-did-people-actually-want-from
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/223552/beast-the-primordial-is-a-bad
https://rdrama.net/post/109832/fresh-beast-the-primordial-on-tg
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/200508/beast-the-primordial-or-trans-lives
https://rdrama.net/post/32502/4chan-daicusses-beast-the-primordial-the
The best link in this post is these two:
https://rdrama.net/post/23466/beast-the-primordial-is-terrible-or
https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/255495/fatal-friends-review-btp-books-whitewolfrpg
Live by social justice die by social justice
A forge alumni learned this lesson far too late.
Let that be a lesson to you all: be a chud.
] /d/&/d/ player comes out to his gaming group as a 
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"hey lois, this reminds me of that one time I fell asleep while jacking off in middle school and ended up butt-texting /h/pokeporn to half of my classmates and also my parents!"
"the worst part is that you did it again literally the next night with /r/traphentai!"
"hehehehe that's why they sent me to gay conversion camp and I've been really weird with my sexuality ever since, I'm not even an incel I'm just a gay furry whose buried too deep in the closet and is desperately trying to repress it even further!"
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For those of you who aren't D&D nerds, for a bunch of D&D nerds to get together and do D&D, they need one of them to take the role of the "Dungeon Master" (no not that dungeon 
) or "Game Master" if you play a hipster non-D&D game to come up with a setting and plot and adventures for the other D&D nerds to play with. This job is tedious as hell so the only reason anybody actually does it is to fulfill some fetish of theirs. That's why I like GMing Vampire: the Masquerade because vampires make my dick hard. 
Anyway, one heroic anon on /tg/ has been actually running D&D for his friends out of the kindness of his heart! Just kidding, he likes monster 
.
There's gonna be some /d/ shit in here, word of warning. I've been running various campaigns in this group for about 6 years, mostly doing a single homebrew West Marches-style campaign. I've more or less kept the same group of players for this time, which is surprising given I've mostly gone for a pretty edgy setting and campaign style, which is what they've come to expect.
Some translations into normalspeak: "Magical Realm" is /tg/ lingo for "fetish." "Homebrew" means the rules have been modified from the core rulebook. "West Marches" is a meaningless buzzword meaning open world but not open world but open world, it's dumb.
Here's where I fucked up. See, a good chunk of my setting I like to attribute to being inspired by stuff like Aliens, Berserk, Event Horizon, etc. In truth, I just really like monster
Apparently this guy was able to sneak fetish shit past normies by saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer." Have I mentioned yet that I hate anime so much it's unreal? Anime fans are such fucking 
they'll put up with anything if you compare it to anime.
Now, we can also see here that our narrator is a scrote. He thinks he can get away with monster "by painting it in a horror lens." Any true erotica enjoyers know that foids LOVE their horror porn. I guess I do too but I self-insert as the monster. 
"Actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle." 
Sincerely what the fuck do I do, /tg/?
Personally, I'd say to just your players IRL and call it LARPing, but let's see if /tg/ agrees with me or not.
FBPB.
OP never actually specified if he wants to be a monster or be d by monsters, so we don't know how well this solution would work!
OH SHIT!
It's a SUBPLOT!
Subplot A- "Why do you goon?
Between these two responses, we see the two types of 4chan users: 
s who cannot possibly conceive masturbation, and """self-aware""" porn addicts. 
"Erm they're both saying the same thing, there's no reason to have an emergency goon stash!" 
SHUT UP! Clearly the first poster has no idea why anyone would have an emergency goon stash, while the second knows exactly why one would have an emergency goon stash, and knows that "why" is a bad reason. "It wasn't right he got subjected to it" is a pussy take lmao, did people learn nothing from Hunter? If you don't want to see a man at his freakiest, maybe don't go snooping around his files? "I'm also a porn addict" lol it's literally November you just need to stop touching your dick. "The best thing you can do is get rid of it" 
I agree.
Did you learn nothing from Tumblr and Imgur?! Big Brother 
can and WILL take your porn away at any time without warning. 
This anon is on to something but he fails to realize the power OP now has. He can innocuously bring in a big scary monster, knowing full well this player will be utterly terrified of being d by it.
not only was she looking up Geto x Gojo Yaoi on da clock, but it was MPreg AND Gojo was Bottoming. That's how you know she's the #RealDeal https://t.co/1PQtEojiqb
— Ash (@SantanaelChan) November 21, 2024
I love mpreg so much it's unreal. Not fond of Jujutsu Kaisen, however.
spoken like a true edgelord 
one day I'm going to purify those who wish to mock me by fumigating them with my rancid farts from my plant-free diet 
I don't want to imagine what OP and his group most likely look like, then imagine them all jacking off under the table. Also consent takes all the fun out of monster sex. Have I told the story yet of how back in college when I ran D&D one of my players was a gay guy who really wanted to fuck my ass? I didn't let him, for the record, which took as me playing hard to get and ultimately started stalking me to try and learn where I lived.
goddamn normies with their normie ass monster fetishes, why can't we go back to the good old days of /tg/ where we were all into getting concrete shat into our rectums from the nipples of daemonettes? (this but unironically)
*most people who use 4chan
*most people who use 4chan
there's no less than 5 erp/porn threads on /tg/ at any given time now, there's even an erp general, 15 years ago 1d4chan joked that /tg/ was just blue /d/ but they had no idea just how bad things would get.
SUBPLOT A RESUMES!
fuck bipox it's 2 am I'll finish this later
whoops it's been a week and I forgot about this and the thread died whoops 
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