Tell me your Dungeons and Dragons stories!

I had a player who's character was a half giant, who kept a halfling alive with a ring of regeneration to use her as a pocket kitty. in the end that character died of a sliced throat as the halfling escaped the portable hole it was being kept in.

Once I cast magic missile

No

dungeons and dragons is Satanic

Take this over here----> h/traditionalgames

I genuinely have no idea what's going on, I only pay attention when we're in combat and it's my turn. I zone out otherwise. Our last session ended with us killing some undead dragon and saving a dragonborn that was supposed to be sacrificed in the ritual to revive it?

One of my players got a girlfriend. Turns out his “girlfriend” was a train! He made my player dropped out of the campaign and is probably abusing him! Also I once had a whole dungeon planned out but my players managed to skip it.

I was in group with Hugh Grant, the actor. He was very funny and best part of group by far. We were robbing vault to get resurrection tablet to bring back white dude's black dead wife. It's not important that she's black we never mention that just something I noticed. Anyways red wizard catches us in timelock spell and but Hugh Grant escapes with tablet and treasure. He becomes Lord Of Neverwinter. Then they escape from prison by throwing birdman out window. Then Hugh Grant betrays everyone in funny way that's just way better and funnier than anyone else there. Then a bunch of bullshit happened and Hugh Grant makes deal with Red Wizards and loses all his treasure. The End. The black wife was never brought back to life

I once played an absolute psychopath who thought he was a paladin and introduced cannibalism to an entire continent.

Go choke on your dice nerd

In my current dnd campaign one of our players is obsessed with Harry Potter. She yells "Incendio!" every time she uses a fire bolt. Kinda cute I guess