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I was in group with Hugh Grant, the actor. He was very funny and best part of group by far. We were robbing vault to get resurrection tablet to bring back white dude's black dead wife. It's not important that she's black we never mention that just something I noticed. Anyways red wizard catches us in timelock spell and but Hugh Grant escapes with tablet and treasure. He becomes Lord Of Neverwinter. Then they escape from prison by throwing birdman out window. Then Hugh Grant betrays everyone in funny way that's just way better and funnier than anyone else there. Then a bunch of bullshit happened and Hugh Grant makes deal with Red Wizards and loses all his treasure. The End. The black wife was never brought back to life