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Happiest Apocalypse returns with a special visit to Pirate world!

For those confused see my last post

I was thinking the Ice Cream Bunny might be a great enemy for the Happiest Apocalypse on Earth. The recent Rifftrax and bad film aficionado attention has empowered him just enough to allow him to resurrect Pirates World’s l boat from its watery grave and sail it to Mouse Park along with a crew of discarded animatronics. Soon he’ll drive his Firetruck down Main Street, straight through the crowds watching the parade

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It’s a tale of cursed bloodlines, the cold before the stars shone, the dark gods of nature and horrible old spirits of legend.

that sounds incredibly boring :uhuh:

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There’s being a contrarian, and then there’s whatever there’s just being stupid.

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there's being an r-slur and then there's whatever there's saying things like THE COLD BEFORE THE STARS SHONE when describing what a book is about. :scoot:

i was sorta interested based just on the cover but your description killed it so much i haven't even looked it up.

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It’s an ancient eldritch horror. You have to use poetic bullshit to describe it.

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only if you don't want anyone to actually know what the book is about :talk2hand:

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It’s a guy who discovers his ancestor found something researching folklore in Scandinavia and now his entire bloodline is cursed.

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SEE. THAT'S A MUCH BETTER AND MORE INTERESTING DESCRIPTION.

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If you’re a prosaic r-slur

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PrOsAiC R-slur DoEsNt UnDeRstAnD ThE cOlD BeFoRe The StArS ShOnE p:

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