Which Clan are you?

Brujah: Passionate rebels, often involved in social and political movements. They possess physical strength and are known for their fierce tempers. Prone to intense anger and impulsive behavior, which can lead to conflicts and difficulties in maintaining control over their emotions.

Gangrel: Connected to the wild and nature, these vampires are nomadic and have a strong bond with animals. They can shapeshift to a limited extent. Their connection to the wild can make it challenging to fit into urban environments and social structures. Their animalistic nature may also lead to struggles with self-control.

Malkavian: Eccentric and often insane, Malkavians have unique insights and abilities stemming from their madness. They are known for their cryptic and unpredictable behavior. Their madness can lead to unpredictable behavior, making it difficult to interact with others in a conventional manner. They may struggle with interpreting reality accurately.

Nosferatu: Masters of stealth and information, they are physically deformed and hide in the shadows. They excel at espionage and have strong connections with the underground. Their hideous appearance makes it hard to blend in among humans and can lead to social isolation. They often have to rely on stealth and secrecy.

Toreador: Artistic and hedonistic, Toreadors are deeply influenced by beauty and aesthetics. They often become involved in artistic and creative pursuits. Their strong emotional attachments to beauty and art can make them susceptible to distraction and manipulation. They may prioritize aesthetics over practical considerations.

Tremere: Blood sorcerers, the Tremere have a powerful mastery of magic. Originally human mages, they transformed themselves into vampires and developed their own blood-based sorcery. Their dependency on blood magic can make them vulnerable if their mystical abilities are compromised. Their clan is also secretive and insular, which can lead to distrust from other vampires.

Ventrue: Aristocratic and regal, Ventrue are natural leaders and are often involved in politics and business. They have high standards of behavior and a strong sense of lineage. Their strict feeding preferences and high standards can limit their feeding options and make it harder to sustain themselves. They may also struggle with adapting to changes in society.

Assamite: Skilled assassins and warriors, Assamites are known for their focus on discipline and mastery of physical and mystical abilities. They have a unique caste system. Their strict caste system and code of honor can make it difficult for them to form alliances with other clans. Their reputation as assassins can also lead to distrust.

Followers of Set: Manipulative and connected to ancient Egyptian beliefs, Setites embrace darkness and temptation. They often have ties to cults and seek hidden knowledge. Their focus on temptation and manipulation can make it hard for them to form genuine connections with others. They may also be seen as dangerous or untrustworthy.

Giovanni: A family of necromancers and organized crime figures, the Giovanni clan has strong ties to death, the occult, and family loyalty. Their association with necromancy and organized crime can lead to conflicts with other vampires and supernatural beings. Their family loyalty can also make them vulnerable.

Ravnos: Tricksters and wanderers, Ravnos are known for their illusion magic and nomadic lifestyle. They often revel in chaos and are masters of deception. Their love for chaos and deception can make it hard for them to establish trust. They may struggle with long-term commitments and maintaining stability.

Cappadocian (extinct): Once a clan of scholars and morticians, the Cappadocians were wiped out by a curse, leading to the rise of the Giovanni clan.

Salubri (nearly extinct): Healers and warriors, the Salubri were hunted to near extinction due to their unique ability to heal through the "Third Eye" power. Their unique healing power can make them targets for exploitation, and their small numbers make them vulnerable to larger clans. They may also be hunted due to their rarity.

vampires are all gay

I don't know what this is but I voted Nosferatu

!schizos are obviously Malkavian

!glowies !schizos !schizomaxxxers !illuminati !poll_voters glowing , now you have to answer.

Ku Klux

Heads I get to choose

Tails I'm a malkavian

Side I'm a mage

Coinflip:

Which one is edward cullen in?

I like the Nosferatu and the Tzimisce

Turning people into my chairs like the Colonials in All Tomorrows is sick horror

Tzimisce were cool when I was a teen.

Tremere have the cool hideouts.

and Malk is great during Bloodlines game.

Malkavian schizo tbqh

what does any of this even mean

>using the original politically incorrect clan names

B-based

Pfft, easily a Ventrue. I'm not gonna play as a peasant.

WHICH OF THESE SPARKLING WIGGLES DARE DEFEND THIS THREAD FROM THE PLAYFUL CLAWS OF CLAN ORANGE CAT.

Is this like Hogwarts but for neurodivergents?

Jade Falcon of course, you Freebirth scum

idk what any of these are but people say im a

Clan Wolf. Wardens > crusaders. The true Word of Kerensky

Clan Smoke Jaguar

Fricking freebirths

Bussyferians: blunt toothed midwits with exceptionally poor night vision and can only transform into manlet versions of themselves as opposed to bats. Driven almost entirely by homosexual urges, they can be found loitering in nightclub bathrooms and outside 7-11s. Will smoke menthols if offered.

That's my clan, OP

Ventrue or die trying

@Losercel Nosferatu is entirely predictable, but you're a pretty good fit even outside of the whole being abominations thing.

Hi, I'm from the Barrett Commission. Just stand right there and say cheese.

Malkavian chads rise up

Vamp post.

Moon Clan rise up

I love Setites. It's so much fun to play a greasy scumbag.

I wonder if the Tzimisce clan was named after this roman emperor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_I_Tzimiskes

Malkavian, I already talk to the TV so I'd be all benefits

The Lasombra and Cappadocians are the coolest but realistically, I'd be nabbed by the Brujah, Malkavians, or Nosferatu.

@NeurodivergentOnTheStreets fixed xing

i was chosen Tremere by the intro test so that

plus i love his red shirt

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.