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Is there
a way to do online 
DnD?
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Ye some nerds do the tabletop simulator thing and there's 100 variants that all requires different levels of setup
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I like the concept of DND but I dread dealing with the neurodivergents that play them
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You can find nonneurodivergents but it requires some effort, "mature" (age not NSFW, be careful not to accidentally into a coomfest) groups can be ok
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Or if you're friends were anything like mine, cartoony Deadlands. Or just find better people. I tried to play a dnd module with a group of very fresh off the boat marine vets, and they r*ped that game like an unprotected vietnamese twink. My favorite character was "Gub, the mute dogfricking goblin"
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Don't play dnd then, play something like Delta Green or do some other sect of omega autism like battletech
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I have no idea what that is but it sounds like more autism
than “mainstream” dnd
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Delta Green is basically table top x-files, you're feds (usually) fighting eldritch abominations with rules similar to call of cthulu
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Delta Green is less autism, battletech is more autism.
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Mainstream D&D is closely tied to this weird zoommillenial theatre-kid-nerd culture. Systems that aren't D&D usually have players who are more literally neurodivergent, but more normal, if that makes sense.
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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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My level 2 Sorcerer puts his peepee
in the mailbox
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Mailbox is a slutty mimic. Roll for good time
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Your roll: 1359
What does this big butt number mean?
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You and the mailbox mimic click almost cosmically; Putting on a show for the neighborhood and causing most of the house appliances (also mimics) to come out and watch.
You notice that the dryer is eyeing you... but because you're not a Kenmore, you don't know if it is with lust or jealously.
Roll for pregnancy scare with disadvantage
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There's a bunch of virtual tabletop software and websites that simulate the character sheets, dice rolling, maps, and the like. I use Roll20 and FoundryVTT personally. Then for voice/text communications, I use Groomercord.
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