I try to explain that I can move my commander to the a zone outside the game as an action and that the card she played will no longer apply its effect. She started arguing and insisting her friends who allegedly "play competitively" say otherwise. So, I look up the rules, and sure enough, even the rules and official judge forums confirm what I was saying. She then gets flippant, saying "okay, you don't matter to me, so whatever."
You can tell this is very female thinking. Very woman brained.
Meanwhile, the friend who invited her is struggling to intervene and unfortunately is ill-equipped for the role.
This might be the only evidence of a bio-foid in this tryst but I suspect this is still
I texted my friend and told her anyone else would have been well within their right to get physical and remove her however that looked, and her friend would get a store ban if she did that at a game shop.
Even in real life they cant stop thinking like a janny with their incessant need to appeal to authority
Of course all the comments call this out since its not a female hitting a man.
What the heck, dude?
Its a fricking game. A GAME. You wanted to hit her over a disagreement on rules.
Uh, no? I made the remark she needs a smack, not that I was going to. As in, I think if she ever pushed anyone else to that point, it would be deserved. Also, I wasn't upset over the rules disagreement, if you even read the post.
Uh no, this doesn't conform to my reality!
If you feel like you need to hit a woman over a game of Magic The Gathering, you're the butthole.
but
Only reason I discovered this is because this user was arguing with me on /r/freemagic and comparing trans people to rosa parks which I thought was hilarious.
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least petty commander player
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Back when I used to play over ten years ago, where it was even still called EDH players were some of the bitchiest people I ever met.
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It's the ONLY way to play MTG
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I only play with banned cards
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Yeah, theres nothing like having to wait 4x as long to take your turn in a game. So much fun.
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Commander is about talking with your three friends while one of them tutors half their deck out
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Reminds me of highschool yugioh, where nobody knew the rules and everyone made stuff up.
Man-eater bug? Nah brah that's a ripoff card and has no effect.
Your 2300/1900 cards are actually korean ripoffs and their attack value is actually 230/190
yugi was won by the biggest bullshiters
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