idk some nerds on something 
awful did some shit about a tabletop rpg or something (the game is called n-word I think). He got banned 
in 2008:
Here's the initial gag:
He then issues a statement about how shitposting is like a person 
experiencing homelessness 
wrecking a bathroom:
Dude seems to be quite the nerd, ends with this:
Since this is now making the news: I do not grant permission for the above copyrighted work to be reproduced. Just because it's online
doesn't mean it's free to use.
However, in exchange for an agreed donation to a homelessness charity, I'll grant limited usage rights. Contact me to arrange
I will honour this disclaimer (but note he's soliciting emails 
). The google 
doc is linked so just click through.
Also I think 
the janny appeared from their cave:
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Stop linking google docs
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I was really
hoping someone would 
copypasta and someone else would 
point 
this out to the guy to dmca us but I unironically respect 
nonsensical incantations too much to do that myself 
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You know, you probably could make a monopoly like family game called "BIPOCs". The goal of the game would be to become a successful black man ( If you are playing as a black foid you are required to complete the journey twice because the first time you only make it 80% of the way there before hitting the glass ceiling so you get a s*x reassignment surgery and start over.
You know how some games have a sanity meter? Ours will have a game mechanic called "Black approval" and you would have to balance out between trying to be a successful white man equivalent and doing enough hood trash stuff to keep it real with the homies.
You would also have two squares on the board one "fetus deletus" which doubles your current income but lowers your chances of getting married by 50% ( This has a negative late game impact as marrying triples income ), and gives you a 20% random chance of going to jail on the next dice roll if you are a black man using "Fetus deletus". The second special square on the board would be called "Black magic" in which your character rolls a dice to see whether they get to abandon their family or not. If successful the person abandons their family and re-unlocks all the low tier level ups in the form of getting 2x benefits from the low tier abilities, along with a 30% increase in income.
10 of the squares on the board will be go to jail squares and if you land on one of them you must next roll dice with a 1 in 6 chance of going to Jail for being black.
All the pieces used in the game will have their own passive and active abilities that go along with them. Your options would be ghetto neighbor ( Hustle income streams give 20% more income ), black foid ( every 1 out of 10 white employees is bullied into working for you for free ), white neighborhood black ( No negatives but every fifth move you must make a statement about how everybody mistreats you on both sides ), unemployed black ( For him the game plays in a completely different manner and his main objective is to avoid getting a job and successfully collecting unemployment benefits while becoming the most respected man in the hood ), and Crack addict black ( you can always roll for a 50% chance of doubling the success of a venture or going to jail for the next 4 turns ).
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PlsRope
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Sounds kino. Unemployed and crack addict neighbors should have an option to steal from the other players for a chance of going to jail.
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!bookworms !effortposters he opens the essay with a pseudy epigraph about russian
lit 
E: lmao it's from
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Who is paying the bills for that forum? How is it still running?
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the bills are paid for by one schizophrenic guy who buys dozens of accounts every day for $10 each, all of which get banned instantly. this is not a joke, that's an actual thing happening. his name is seraph and he's completely insane and bankrupting himself doing this
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lowtax got caught abusing his wife, sold the forum to Jeffery From YOSPOS (bitcoin millionare) then he killed himself.
apparently server costs are like $1k a month
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I wonder if they fixed any of the issues making it cost so much. At the very least they must have fixed the admin controls being hard coded to LowTs PC
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He was lying for Patreon money
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About the costs, probably. About the backend being fricked? Unfortunately not.
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I Want To Believe that Radiums structural racism was real
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Is search back
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If they don't wait 10 years to flame
someone they make an alt which gets banned 
within a week for $10 a pop
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Goons going to bluesky makes perfect sense considering SA forums was like patietn Zero of the global
pandemic. I'm pretty sure you can find the goon equivalent of the Canadian cute twink eho started aids by raping hundreds of teenage boys within the scope of a year
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The
enlightenment is probably gonna be studied in the years to come like America's Great Spiritual Revival, tbh
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Somethingawful is still around? I would think whats his face killing himself would end it
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it got bought by a bitcoin shithead named jeffery way before lowtax offed himself. losing SA is probably part of what made him rope. jeffy is, if anything, even more of a thin-skinned loser than the original guy
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Hey! SA
We should do ops there
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SA has been a no fun zone for like 15 years now.
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It costs money to post there.
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10 bux
Lowrax couldn't take it with him
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Snapshots:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HHF7M4j_j7OHnbnkTHdhcMr7NOpkKLMT52cxdDG5Y5I/edit?usp=sharing:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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