A goon comes back after a decade ban for arguing about a TTRPG and does a funny, then writes an essay on Posting

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HHF7M4j_j7OHnbnkTHdhcMr7NOpkKLMT52cxdDG5Y5I/edit?usp=sharing

idk some nerds on something :marseysmugface: awful did some shit about a tabletop rpg or something (the game is called n-word I think). He got banned :marseyban: in 2008:

Here's the initial gag:

He then issues a statement about how shitposting is like a person :marseypennyboo: experiencing homelessness :marseymeds: wrecking a bathroom:

Dude seems to be quite the nerd, ends with this:

Since this is now making the news: I do not grant permission for the above copyrighted work to be reproduced. Just because it's online doesn't mean it's free to use.

However, in exchange for an agreed donation to a homelessness charity, I'll grant limited usage rights. Contact me to arrange

I will honour this disclaimer (but note he's soliciting emails :marseyoctopus3: ). The google :marseygetgle: doc is linked so just click through.

Also I think :marseyquestion: the janny appeared from their cave:

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gigachad_brony they/them that's how you get the hobo stole my baby story 4mo ago #6698869

You know, you probably could make a monopoly like family game called "BIPOCs". The goal of the game would be to become a successful black man ( If you are playing as a black foid you are required to complete the journey twice because the first time you only make it 80% of the way there before hitting the glass ceiling so you get a s*x reassignment surgery and start over.

You know how some games have a sanity meter? Ours will have a game mechanic called "Black approval" and you would have to balance out between trying to be a successful white man equivalent and doing enough hood trash stuff to keep it real with the homies.

You would also have two squares on the board one "fetus deletus" which doubles your current income but lowers your chances of getting married by 50% ( This has a negative late game impact as marrying triples income ), and gives you a 20% random chance of going to jail on the next dice roll if you are a black man using "Fetus deletus". The second special square on the board would be called "Black magic" in which your character rolls a dice to see whether they get to abandon their family or not. If successful the person abandons their family and re-unlocks all the low tier level ups in the form of getting 2x benefits from the low tier abilities, along with a 30% increase in income.

10 of the squares on the board will be go to jail squares and if you land on one of them you must next roll dice with a 1 in 6 chance of going to Jail for being black.

All the pieces used in the game will have their own passive and active abilities that go along with them. Your options would be ghetto neighbor ( Hustle income streams give 20% more income ), black foid ( every 1 out of 10 white employees is bullied into working for you for free ), white neighborhood black ( No negatives but every fifth move you must make a statement about how everybody mistreats you on both sides ), unemployed black ( For him the game plays in a completely different manner and his main objective is to avoid getting a job and successfully collecting unemployment benefits while becoming the most respected man in the hood ), and Crack addict black ( you can always roll for a 50% chance of doubling the success of a venture or going to jail for the next 4 turns ).