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Ill be here a day or two so ill open a box every few hours and post the results after each box. Gunna scarf down this hospital sandwich and start box one. Any cards youd suggest looking out for? Cheers.
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and they stay wondering why the birth rate is declining.
"Honey can you put down the bloomburrow? Turns out our kid is being strangled by the umbilical cord and I need a c section"
"One sec let me get to a good stopping point"
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girl i'm so triggered by "let me get to a good stopping point" my MTG cardtard ex would say that after literally any request. if there was a gun to my head and he had to give up his beta black lotus to save me, my brain would have been splattered on the fricking wall.
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To be fair my father brought a radio to the hospital so he could listen to the Browns lose while my mother gave birth.
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Who are these women letting MtG players impregnate them? Does incel theory completely implode in the Midwest?
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if anyone knows the answer to this please tell me where they are
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think it's the same type of women who send letters to sexy murderers in prison
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Prisoners at least have some edge to make them interesting
What do MTG nerds offer?
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theyre their beards and they do the prison letter on the side
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please for the love of fricking god don't waste a girl's time if you're into MTG. put your cards in the closet and then look for a female companion.
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lol just keep yourself safe
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If you still believe the plsnope skinwalker is a woman: here. She (in that case) posted about playing MTG online here.
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Afaik these cards are expensive. He can afford them. Riddle solved.
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I imagine the relationship looks like this:
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Yeah, not a lot of options for men or women so people make do
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this guy is more sexually successful than you
!truecels some suifuel for another Saturday night alone while mtg players get all the foids
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wanna come over tonight and play magic
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no, magic is for nerds
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!furries won
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Magic is terrible but you have a shit ton of free time in these situations, is he supposed to hold her hand and rub her belly for two days straight?
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He only got like 15 bucks worth of cards from a 40-50 dollar bundle
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Believe it or not we're not all poor like you and we work jobs that give good insurance
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Another one of those posts where people out themselves as childless by complaining that a nerdy dad brought something to do while his wife is preparing to deliver.
The shit is boring. They are going to be there all day and as a man you contribute absolutely nothing to the process. It's not noble to sit there emptyhanded and do nothing with her for 7 hours, it's just r-slurred.
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Read a book or something, not bust out the gay nerd shit
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If I could ban you I would.
This screed is a bunch of nonsense, I assume.
I didn't read any of it, but the amount of words is unacceptable.
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