The smell at my local MTG tourney


								

								

People it's called deodorant !cuteandinvalid !lgbt

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Why do I debase myself by coming to such events??????????????

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You're probably the most stinky person there

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Sick burn

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Not true

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Yes true

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Uve not smelt me

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>he doesn't have smellvision™ on his PC

Way to self report on your poorness

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Stfu Ur brazilian

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!macacos is this true?

:#marseyshook:

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I will always down-marsey hatred of Brasil. Such a loveable people y'all are. You even have Confederates, what's not to love?

:#marseysaluteconfederacy: :#marseybrasileiro:


Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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Desculpe você é Colombiano

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Ué, brasileiro toma banho no mínimo uma vez por dia. Esse cara tá achando que a gente é Europeu?

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Untrue

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Your local card shop has random drawers and an exercise bike in the fricking tournament room, b-word?

:#marseysmirk2:

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You fatties need the exercise

Owned

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No deck, commander, or anything else given. Obviously no real tournament is happening, why would you stop the game for everyone on turn 2 to take a cringe photo.

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I've actually been able to go to my local MTG tournament now that Covid took my sense of smell. It's actually become my outing each Friday.

I beat up casuals by being a wallet warrior.

"You're playing the One Ring? That's more expensive than my precon!"

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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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The good part of YuGiOh being in a shit state right now is that Elestrals, MTG, and Lorcana are starting to take away most of the ardent :marseytrain: tourists we can't stand that never shut up about how Yubel is nonbinary (while being referred to as SHE for the entire duration of the anime)

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I think I'd just scoop.

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I wouldn't mind trying these sort of games but only if there was more rich buttholes instead of smelly poors than again chasing the supercar dream wouldn't quite work around these kind of folks where the meal is considered a staple food.

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Beating a :marseytrain: in mtg is one of life's little joys

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:#marseydext:

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