Warhammer 40K for normies explained in 120 seconds

That's because the little goblin figurines are from the other Warhammer where instead of Chad there is Siegheil, who fricked off into the mountains for a long time until Chaos and the rat people blew up the planet so he made big guys of his own for you (to spend money on) in a third Warhammer. Alternately you can R E T V R N to the original Warhammer (#5, The Old World) for like twice as much money.

The original Warhammer is the 5th Warhammer because there is also the Horoscope Heresy set 10,000 years before 40k where it's just space marines fighting space marines and I'm pretty sure that started up way before Age of Siegheil (especially since games like Epic that came out in the 90s where you had giant fricking mechs fighting each other were sometimes set during the Hershey Highway, and are now called Adeptus Titty Technicians or whatever and like ten times as expensive).

There was also a Warhammer where you can have Elvis as Mad Max but they haven't brought it back yet.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure goblins can be in all of the Warhammers because of Ork magic. If can do it, why can't a bunch of s?

There are two warhammers. Unfortunately most of the vidya are the wrong one.

they are time units used in safrica, where if someone says just give me 10 seconds to rest, they mean, they are fricking off for 2 hours

You b second on my balls lmao

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