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If you really want to tear your hair out, just wait until you learn about the all the mental damage the word "WHEN" causes in monster effects.

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You got to interpret the text on ygo cards like programming syntax not English

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By the semi-colon, we kneel.

; :marseykneel: :vegetakneel:

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just wait until you learn about the all the mental damage the word "WHEN" causes in monster effects.

W-what does it do? :#marseysweating:

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In a Chain, If a card or effect that is optional can only activate "When [X event happens]", then that event must be the LAST thing to happen, and that this rule applies to ALL cards, regardless of card type.

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IF vs WHEN

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CAN vs MUST

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Post this image to trigger a duelist.

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Cancermain confirmed. DINOS WILL REIGN AGAIN. :marseydinosaur:

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Based Dino enjoyer

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I used to rule the world... :marseycry:

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idk why but this card gave me more ptsd than all the fricked up shit in yugioh combined back in 2017. i like uct because i unabashedly adore GX but the rest of the nudinos were pretty lame.

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You take that back. Dinos are relegated to outside the meta now but when these guys were released it was insanely fun to be Dinochad especially with the Paleozoic trap monsters.

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Erm there is a semicolon in this card

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I still remember back in the day people losing their shit over the targeting and non-targeting effects. Still, what archetype would even benefit from this card nowadays? Did fusions get enough support to make them viable after Anaconda? I stopped playing around the time Links came out so I'm a little out of the loop.

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There's only one trading card game that doesn't require HRT to play:

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>Knows Afrikaans

>Presumably lives near a lighthouse

>Possibly looks like avatar

>Understands modern yu-gi-oh

I'm falling in love you Kaamrev

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Please tell me you have a shell fish allergy.

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Why shell 🐚 fish?

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>he doesn't know

:#marseyitsover:

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y not explain

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Every beautiful person I've known has been allergic. Every single one, I started testing after 4th one. Not only that, they all seem to know what I'm getting at when I ask.

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Is this an example of that missed timing shit?

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Yes

Back in 2007 we took the piss out of the absurdity of Yugioh being so complicated that it needed a Dual Academy in GX - now 20 years later normal people have their brains melted when you try to explain fundamental modern yugioh shit like Chain linking and missed timing :marseytrollgun:

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It's just more formal grammar is melting people's minds when most people never read proper lit after school

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Is yu gi oh fun

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It used to be but the game has experienced some of the most brutal power creep imaginable.

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For competitive decks it's like watching Solitaire where the most powerful, expensive decks become irrelevant every few months. If your opening hand is good, you can have absurdly long combos that last for 5+ minutes. A single turn can look like: play a monster, use your monster's triggered effect: I'll discard this and this. Hoo boy another triggered effect: I'll discard this which lets me play another monster, recycle this, cancel their special effect, AND play a monster which lets me play another monster which lets me remove 2 of your cards...

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@Kang-PrimeTimeline let's organize a thing. Early half 00s format, whatever the Monarch era was is my pick for last time the game was sane.

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Monarch was synchro

or beginning of XYZ era

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No it's prior, like 2005-06 at latest. Heavy Scapegoat usage and BLS-EOTB was still legal. I think they call it "goat format"? @Kang-PrimeTimeline

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what monarchs are you talking about

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The water one destroy 2 spells/traps primarily, but the light kill a creature one was also popular. Z-something. This is all old for me. @Kang-PrimeTimeline if you ignore this thread you're dead to me. We're getting a :marseypotofsneed: tournament going and we're getting it going STAT. I expect to duel you NERDS this week.

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i wasn't aware of these early monarchs - the 2012 era monarchs were an archtype which existed to prevent your opponent from special summoning and forced everyone to go back to tributes

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Fake oldstrag, FAKE :marseypotofsneed: FAN. I dunno anything from the last 15 years+. I'm talking the OG monarchs, the original sets. Retvrn to OG Yu-Gi-Oh! or admit you're a zoomer that will NEVER challenge me to duel. @DWHITE__________DYNAMITE @Rescarer0 Ping oldstrags NOW.

@kaamrev DUEL ME IN THE SCHOOLYARD OR WE'RE DONE. THAT'S IT. NOW OR NEVER. :marseyyugi:

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the original monarchs were from 2004-2005, and they were very powerful group of tribute monsters which got effects specifically for tribute summoning, and they were powerful - but as the speed of Yugioh became more frantic and fast, and special summons started to outnumber the normal summons, the act of relying on tribute summoning became more and more "bad" or outdated.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monarchs/wiki/index

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Then, about 10 years later 2012-2014, the original 2004 era monarchs would get some mega turbo charged support, to propel them into a top tier archtype. Basically, they got a shitload of support spells, and the mother of all fieldspell cards ever printed - basically negating the very act of special summoning itself, meaning that both players were forced to go back to tribute summoning, comepletly cucking the format and cucking all losers who relied on the new summoning mechanics like Pendulum/synchro and shit

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Old school strags loved monarchs, and propelled the archtype to top 10 infamy in the game's history.

I personally was too brokenshit poor before 2010-2011, and my backwater farmville rural shithead hometown nobody fricking played the game, so i was not aware the very original monarchs were printed THAT early.

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:marseylaughpoundfist: Get rekt kid. Never doubt me. I know my early Yu-Gi-Oh! and Magic: The Gathering history as well as I know Catholic stuff. Will you duel me? Or will you kneel like a dog?

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i remember the old monarchs:marseyfluffy:

i used the frost monarch in my water deck

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>Goat Format

>Pinging @Kang-PrimeTimeline

Lmao :marseydarkxd:

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goats r cute :marseyshrug:

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You know what we're talking about? Join us. I'll duel you, too, you little baby. @kaamrev you're with me on this I assume? It's all out war.

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I haven't touched it since 2004-5 ish I guess :marseyshrug:

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Play what we called "Cookie Cutter" format. Post-Cyber Dragon Pre-Dark Armed Dragon.

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weekend? @kaamrev :marseyexcited:

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On what game? Like Legacy of the Duelist or other simulators, cuz I've never actually used a Yu-Gi-Oh simulator

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dueling book, its a simple website. go check it out if youre on a computer.

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Check this out!

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What novel did you read today?

Oh just the newgen Yugi card description. 700 pages in!

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New weekly #@nuclearshill lit thread: what did you strags read

kaamrev: 5 novels worth of words in one match

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It's all explained in the card very simply in plain English. You shouldn't need an explanation for that basic interaction :marseyindignant:

If you want to see some real nonsense checkout the Shifter/Macro Cosmos interactions with Pends. Actual rules lawyer bullshit to kneecap the entire card type.

Why yes, I do play Pendulums, how could you tell. :ma#rseytrollclown:

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Macro Cosmos interactions with Pends.

Isn't that just a card-specific effect always overrides the general rules?

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:marseydisagree:

Konami decided that Pends only go to the Extra when they go to the grave so despite Macros and similar saying "any card sent to the GY is banished instead" the Pends get banished because they are still going to the grave even though they are going to the Extra. People will try to rationalize this in whatever way they want but it's transparently a power-cap on Pends when you look at Floo's roughly equivalent rulings.

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I summon pot of greed

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That's not that hard to parse really. The if/when thing might cause issues the first time you hear about it, but shouldn't afterwards.

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I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh, but the comment makes sense to me, too. I did play games like Magic back in high school.

It's basically saying that "on summon" occurs at a specific, later time, and that "on summon" requires the triggering creature to still exist at that time.

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the problem which exacerbates this is that there is a flotilla of cards which have effects activated on and after summoning - which pulls the rulings in different directions due to the diversity of cards and effects.

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MTG has been getting like this. About once a year, me and my boys will buy a booster box and have a draft and frick around for the day. I can't even decipher what half of these cards do anymore because of the endless :marseylongpost:. The series needs a reboot.


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>MTG

:marseyyikes:

I prefer Yugioh's words words words to MtG's tbh, can't imagine needing a glossary for keywords.

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U srs bro? At least mtg is formatted for legibility. Yugioh is just "here is an entire wall of text in 6pt font. Hope you can spot the punctuation"

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: The long pause online after someone does a thing and it doesn't work because sentence three of section 2 says "card can't be targeted if [thing]" is :marseychefkiss:

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My fault for not remembering if the monster was synchro summoned with a pendulum summoned pendulum monster tuner or not I guess

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Pendulums synchros xyz really any mechanics added after like 2007 were a mistake.

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i like xyz :marseybottom:

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extra deck monsters arent complicated at all. its the general rulings that are hard to accommodate to. everytime yugioh is posted a normie bitches about this :marseyeyeroll:

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Synchro and XYZ were good mechanics. It was after Pendulums that the game started really going to shit. Links were the final nail in the coffin.

Pendulums during MR3 were absolute cancer to play against. The only good change those Master Rules brought was removing the +1 draw when going first. I still have nightmares of going up against full power PePe :marseyscared: . Then MR4 came and it somehow managed to be even more cancerous than MR3. Like, whoever came up with Firewall Dragon unironically needs to be waterboarded to death.

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Yugioh is actual brainrot levels of complicated. I thought it was too complicated at gx nevermind this shit.

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Is Yugioh the name of a Pokyman?

I'm too old ( and cool) for this weeb shit.... :marseyclueless:

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why would anyone play one of the big three TCGs in 2024, there are so many new ones that don't suck, don't have thirty years of bloat, and are much cheaper. Pick up Flesh and Blood, or if you're not neurodivergent enough for that, Star Wars Unlimited. They're a good time :marseyboomer:

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Give me a QRD on the new Disney TCG.

Is it worth buying for my niece

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Lorcana? Haven't played it, but the art is gorgeous, from what I've heard it's easy for kids to pick up, and it's pretty well supported. You probably can't go wrong with some starter decks so she can play against siblings/cousins/friends, and maybe some packs if you want to get her into gambling. :marseygambling: She'll probably enjoy the cards even if she doesn't like the game, but if she does like the game I wouldn't advise any LGS community events. Everything I've heard has been horror stories of obese sweaty M:TG neurodivergents crushing children with overpriced meta decks. Keep the play casual and with other children, lol.

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haha everyone knows that Pikachu is the best monster!

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Makes no sense, why would the effect of the monster not trigger, it was summoned after all. If I was a nerd and played yugioh, I would simply play that the effect triggered, no matter how much some nerd seethed about it :marseycool:

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Makes no sense, why would the effect of the monster not trigger, it was summoned after all. If I was a nerd and played yugioh, I would simply play that the effect triggered, no matter how much some nerd seethed about it :marseycool:

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