Yo Dramatards, if you guys thought Yugitards were turbo cucked by KONAMI, wait till you hear how giga omega cucked Magic-cels are by Wizards of the Woke - about 2 weeks 
ago, WOTC announced that future cards will cross promote many CINEMATIC UNIVERSES 
crossovers, which would r*pe the 30 year old DnD theme of the gayme, including with Marvel CU, and......Spongebob? 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7us923DG-Gg
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gciwsz/imagine_sitting_down_for_a_game_of_40k_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc3w97/universes_beyond_will_enter_through_standard/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc80yx/a_lot_changes_in_3_years_huh/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gs0u86/dont_you_know_magic_when_you_see_it/
Apparently Wizards of the woke have been threatening to do this for 2 years and peeps had joked how tonally shit it would be to have Spongebob face off against mega-r*pe--dragon 9000, and THEN 2 weeks ago, fricking Spongebob was one of the examples 
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On the bright side, WotC has printed some alternate art cards that fit into the main universe and have the same abilities as Secret Lair cards (ie Rick, Steadfast Leader and Greymond, Avacyn's Stalwart). Although, differentiating the alternate universe cards and making them unique was a massive design mistake. It sucks butt NotC is milking it so hard, but slop enjoyers will be slop enjoyers.
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