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lmao tho

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lmao tho

It isn't actually :marseyakshually: funny :marseylaughpoundfist: though? Like I'm reading :marseynerdy: it over again for what is like a fifth time now and I fail to see the humor. It is completely devoid of any comedy. The art isn't doing it any favors but still, how is this funny? So the joke is that the person :marseychonkerfoid: says "I wish I was a girl" after taking off their chefs hat but then the persons reaction :marseyyourmom: is just there, again the art really :marseythinkorino2: is not doing this any favors. So, let's actually :marseyakshually: dissect the joke, if one can even call it that. Egg fried :marseykfc: rice is served and the person :marseywall: recieving it says "Are you telling me an egg fried :marseykfc: this rice" Then the chef removes their hat,which is portrayed as a moment :marseycringe2: ripe for potential comedic gold. But instead of something actually :marseynerd3: funny, we're met with the lackluster proclamation, "I wish I was a girl." Is this the punchline? Is there :marseycheerup: some hidden :marseyhole: depth I'm failing to grasp? Alas, it seems not.

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I kinda figured everyone here would get the egg :marseyeggirl: pun since most people here are from reddit and y'all have the emojis ready

Or are you trying to false flag everyone into thinking youre cis, Lappland???

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Or are you trying to false :marseyakshually: flag everyone :marseynorm: into thinking :marseyhmmm: youre cis, Lappland???

I'm not a :marseytrain:.

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Your identity is valid Lapp don't let people gaslamp you about it

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Your identity :marseyremember: is valid :marseytranshitler: Lapp don't let people gaslamp :marseynoyouzoom: you about it

I am not a :marseytrain: :marseywitchtriggered: and in like the last week I've been getting 3-5 comments a day of people crying :marseytantrum: about me being a :marseytrain: :marseysmugfinn: or saying they've assumed I was one for a long time which is??? I mean yeah I made that joke post a few but that's what it was, a joke, and an incredibly obvious :marseybaitschrodinger: one at that. If people keep calling me a :marseytrain: :marseybardlight: I'm gonna :marseyvenn6: fricking :marseytom: kill myself :marseycyanide: and write :marseychingchongnotes: down everyone's name from https://rdrama.net in my suicide :marseypoonerdeathpose: note before :marseyskellington: I do it. I feel like this is some huge grooming :marseygroomerarch: gaslamping operation to convince me I'm a :marseytrain:.

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I was saying you were valid in your identity as cis guy :marseybattered:

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Remember the average dramatard uses reddit usernames like marseylover1488. Think nothing of any of them

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You deserve to have your cis gender identity treated with respect Lappland, im sorry!

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I believe you :marseyshrug:

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Egg is slang for a latent valid that hasn't come out as a chick yet.

The chef, who presumably fried the rice, is revealed to be an egg by saying “I wish I was a girl”.

An egg fried this rice.

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:marseymindblown: Tbh

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uea but

why was the guy asking "are you telling me an egg fried this rice"

why would someone ask that

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:marseyautism: < me rn

It's a humorous misinterpretation of the name “egg fried rice” where the speaker believes the name is meant to imply the egg did the act of frying the rice, which is silly because an egg is an inanimate object.

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bc the foid was making a joke about the name of the dish, “egg fried rice”

You fricking neurodivergent

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HAHAAAAHAHHHAHAHA i get it now :marseywholesome:

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