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Operation Stop Edgy Founders

Attention all !vampires

If people join "house" edgy in the next 48 hours, they get founder status.

However, guess who can bite non-edgelords and block them from changing house for exactly 48 hours?

That's right, YOU!

Bite any non-edgelords you think might join "house" edgy. Deprive them of their beloved founder status. Swell our ranks with thralls. Cause unending cope and seethe.

They will never be a real house.

Trans lives matter

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this is hawk

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Potato Sack by Crepuscol

Read Dracula :marseyreading: bb’s

Poor Jonathan :marseycarpcrying:

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Why House Vampire is better than every other house, updated

With the addition of house edgy I thought it was a good time to remind everyone that house vampire is better than every other house at the thing that house supposedly does.

House racist - every vampire is a supremacist for the vampire race, we are literally better than the entire race of humanity

House femboy - Vampires are more beautiful and effeminate than any femboy could ever dream of being

House furry - Vampires can transform into a bat, enough said

House edgy - vampires are literally undead and literally kill people and drink their blood, how is this even imaginably a contest

In conclusion House Vampire is the best house and vampires are better than everyone.

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this is mavis too on vacay
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This is some Monster High character
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this is how mavis posting should be done
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Bites too expensive? PM @ManBearFridge for exclusive House Vampire goombling strats!

Vampire Trans Lives Matter

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This is daddy

Trans lives matters

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this. is. mavis
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mavis and jonathan
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Can we at least make it so vampire bite awards don't stack? This is OP and a game-breaking bug.

:marseytearsofblood::doomer:

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[JEB2024] What the frick was this contest shit? I feel like I missed that, fellow vamps

I was trying to make some ominious JEBs and I got one where the glowies were controlling him

Yes, JEB! is an honorary house vampire chad

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This is Mavis and Johnny
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This is Mavis

Got pizzashilled so have some vampire dad jokes:

Q: How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?

A: With a kill-o-byte.

Q: Do you know why I broke up with my vampire girlfriend?

A: Because she sucked the life out of me.

Q: Where do vampires eat their lunch?

A: At the casketeria.

Q: How many vampires will it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, why would they need it.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A: The vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why are vampire clans so loyal?

A: Because blood is thicker than water.

Q: Why did the vampire go to the blood bank?

A: He needed to make a withdrawal!

Q: What do you call a vampire who went to the beach?

A: Ash

Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitos?

A: Too much competition.

Q: Why don’t mosquitoes bite vampires?

A: It’s a professional courtesy.

Q: What did the child vampire say before going to bed?

A: “Turn on the dark mummy, I’m scared of the light.”

Q: Why did the vampire keep acting all batty?

A: It was in his blood.

Q: Why do vampires chew gum?

A: Because they have bat breath.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite dessert?

A: You scream and I scream.

Q: What’s a vampires worst fear?

A: Tooth decay!

Q: What should you never yell at a vampire while arguing?

A: Bite me!

Q: Why are vampires bad artists?

A: Because they always want to draw blood.

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This is Eliza (:marseysleep:)
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This is Mavis
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Added 9 new thralls. We eat good tonight!
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