- GatanKot : streisand effect
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Attention all !vampires
If people join "house" edgy in the next 48 hours, they get founder status.
However, guess who can bite non-edgelords and block them from changing house for exactly 48 hours?
That's right, YOU!
Bite any non-edgelords you think might join "house" edgy. Deprive them of their beloved founder status. Swell our ranks with thralls. Cause unending cope and seethe.
They will never be a real house.
Trans lives matter
- frozengarlic : Hibernophobia
- Goomble : fat
- Guzzy : :marseykys#:
- littlekingjohn :
- melgibsonsDUI : get bitten to live forever and see future cars
- fuckmeatsandwich : Have you considered that Vampires suck? Sprinkle Sprinkle.
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With the addition of house edgy I thought it was a good time to remind everyone that house vampire is better than every other house at the thing that house supposedly does.
House racist - every vampire is a supremacist for the vampire race, we are literally better than the entire race of humanity
House femboy - Vampires are more beautiful and effeminate than any femboy could ever dream of being
House furry - Vampires can transform into a bat, enough said
House edgy - vampires are literally undead and literally kill people and drink their blood, how is this even imaginably a contest
In conclusion House Vampire is the best house and vampires are better than everyone.
- LGBetterave : No
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Vampire Trans Lives Matter
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I was trying to make some ominious JEBs and I got one where the glowies were controlling him
Yes, JEB! is an honorary house vampire chad
- gg_allin : I like the one with the girlpeepee much better
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Got pizzashilled so have some vampire dad jokes:
Q: How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?
A: With a kill-o-byte.
Q: Do you know why I broke up with my vampire girlfriend?
A: Because she sucked the life out of me.
Q: Where do vampires eat their lunch?
A: At the casketeria.
Q: How many vampires will it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, why would they need it.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: The vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: Why are vampire clans so loyal?
A: Because blood is thicker than water.
Q: Why did the vampire go to the blood bank?
A: He needed to make a withdrawal!
Q: What do you call a vampire who went to the beach?
A: Ash
Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitos?
A: Too much competition.
Q: Why don’t mosquitoes bite vampires?
A: It’s a professional courtesy.
Q: What did the child vampire say before going to bed?
A: “Turn on the dark mummy, I’m scared of the light.”
Q: Why did the vampire keep acting all batty?
A: It was in his blood.
Q: Why do vampires chew gum?
A: Because they have bat breath.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite dessert?
A: You scream and I scream.
Q: What’s a vampires worst fear?
A: Tooth decay!
Q: What should you never yell at a vampire while arguing?
A: Bite me!
Q: Why are vampires bad artists?
A: Because they always want to draw blood.
- Spiderman
- Holly_Jolly_Kong : This user is blocking you
- Arkham_Knight : Lolishit
- Horned_waifus_shill : do you even know what a loli is you inbred r-slur lmao
- MarseyIsMyWaifu : I want to stomp that kid's head in with steel-toed boots
- King-Krazy : Coal
- SexyFartMan69 : Brimstone
- ManBearFridge : Blood
- Lv999_Lich_King : Gay s*x
- Retard : Blood makes me horny