the "patch notes"

GDC patch

patch notes:

-black buffed

-all non-american whites have been nerfed to 0 and combined with american white to just "white"

-women buffed

-slightly buffed buff women (muscular)

-russian and swedish nationalities nerfed

-stout stature nerfed

-older adult age group buffed

Blizzard blog patch

patch notes:

-black nerfed

-egyptian and arab buffed

-one eye disability slightly nerfed

-elderly nerfed (somehow below older adult)

-76 has been buffed with a new sexual orientation: gay

-gay has been nerfed from 7 to 5

-non-binary has been nerfed - likely unintentional

Im going to spam the N word so hard when It drops

Age diversity wtf

How is being old "diverse" when there are more boomers than zoomers

I didn't realize how many goddarn robot arms there are in the game. wtf. Also the autism required to suss out these variables is no match for the autism required to think to quantify diversity like this.

Based. Still waiting on the trans disabled fat BIPOC woman with down syndrome.

They call Dramanauts, Neurodivergents. Neurodivergents... easily duped, will believe anything, and by the time the destruction is upon them, one or more of their family has been captured and turned against the team. "/r/Drama has served us well...," one captor gloated.

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)