Russian man finds golden ticket in World of Tanks purchase, wins the chance to see tank action irl and a trip to another country.

They conscripted g*mers.

G*mers.

We all new this would happen eventually. They've finally recruited the g*mers, they are the ultimate weapon, honed to 360 no scope and pwn the enemy.

And they are simply waiting there ready to be exploited.

Unless the ukies decide to cut his peepee off, he got off pretty easy all things considered.

This mean there's a non-zero chance of Carp ending up on Mars because of his No Mans Sky addiction

Later in the video, the soldier also admits that he spent money sending gifts to a female Tiktok personality.

All zoomers in the world should be drafted and sent to compete in IRL Fortnite.

Dude just can't catch a break

Good for him. Apparently they are letting him play the game in captivity.

Free him

On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a darn peapeepee, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)

Article.:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)