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No Man's Sky updated and nerfed a bunch of shit and carp is seething (I am also seething)

The video game No Man's Sky did an update and lots of people are seething about it including 1. Carp and 2. me. They nerfed your guy and your ship so neither can get as many upgrades to be as fast or as easy to use. It's incredibly lame. Here's a representative spergpost https://old.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/xy5mxo/all_other_issues_aside_how_the_frick_are_we_meant/?sort=top (This may be Carp? I'm not sure, I may have misunderstood what the person who gave me this link meant.)

In conclusion, this is the punishment I deserve for playing videogames, the worst and most degenerate of all imaginable pastimes, the lowest and most vile of pursuits.

I posted this thread because Aevann complained about it.


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this is more interesting than anything related to no man’s sky

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Its in the name.

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  • oppie : Coke is gross but you a hot b-word so i give you a pass 😘

You should pick up more adult hobbies like being addicted to coke

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My adult hobby is going to church.


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I believe Christ transubstantiated himself into this chonging slug I'm about to smash

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Chonging not Chongqing ffs X (formerly chiobu), some of us have been to that shithole and wouldn't use its name in vain.

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coke is good for gayman

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Only turbo nerds who chase the meta are sneeding about this update.

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What else is in it other than the changes to slots, is there anything that makes it good?


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I'm not reading that.


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Watch the video then, you illeterate

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Literally gamesave editor problem solved

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Oh wait... the sneeders play on console, don't they?

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:#marseylaughwith: It's hilarious how much seethe consolecels generate. Every darn time

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I watched the video and it was super vague about stuff except the inventory changes which I already know suck and I guess "relaxed mode" which is what they're all playing in that comic? I don't want to play fricking relaxed mode lol.


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The tryhardcels fear the casualchads.

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What is there to try hard in No Mans Sky anyway?

I played that game for around 60 hrs because my friend wanted to play during the lockdown but the most interesting and the only dangerous activity you can do is collecting a bunch of expensive crystal during some nuclear acidic storm with bare minimum protection.

Even that gets trivial after you get some robot like those burgers were using in Avatar

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Ask carp lol

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Yes that’s me lol

The entire community is in revolt

Hubcord is melting down

This is the end of all things

(jk the devs will fix it next week, this was beyond r-slurred but they always listen to the community, and quickly)

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See this is why i dump my time into a 10 year development game like project zomboid where i have no expectation except for getting bit and maybe someday possibly hopefully having AI Survivors to interact with instead of kids who want to treat an isometric style game that plays similar to Runescape in its skills system and movement but treat the cars as a driveby simulator GTAVI style

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Also farming and living off grid while everyone complains about constantly having PVP in global chat is funny because spawn city safehouse players expecting peace 👁👄👁

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I really hope they manage to implement AI survivors in a satisfactory manner. Probably 5 years away at minimum though.

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You and me both :marseydepressed:

For now i'll settle witb making my own goals like building trading outposts or trying to set up sound traps to lure hordes for easy aiming skills

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oo sounds fun might have to pick this game up on sale

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Beware it's super neurodivergent.

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I play osrs so hopefully I’m prepared

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My most sincere condolences.

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DONT TALK TO ME OR MY POTATO FARM EVER AGAIN

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Its only 20 bucks and the modding community has put it on their backs TREMENDOUSLY in terms of offering you engaging content that isnt just all fricking end game.

Highly recommend it. Very fun solo or with friends. Servers are easy to find too.

460 hours and counting atm; gmod is my top over 3k

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Cool I’m sold. So do you like pick a server and just make a character there

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Yeah there's player hosting and then there's rented ones. You choose a server, create a login name and a password; then you join and can create your person from there. Depending on the server there are normally 4 spawn points; i recommend rosewood as it has the prison complex nearby for an easy start on some really good guns and gear.

Protip for later if you want to poop your pants you can enable sprinter zombies within the settings and go nuts they are challenging but fun as frick.

Also get a digital watch asap. It helps you keep track of in game time and date as there are rotating seasons and it gets cold as frick in kentucky.

And play the tutorial. Dont worry. You will die lol.

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I don't even want to look at it right now. I'm still trapped on some planet with my ship all broken because I was playing drunk and must have crashed or something.


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(jk the devs will fix it next week, this was beyond r-slurred but they always listen to the community, and quickly)

I guess in the meantime I'll just live without my positron ejector lol, it's not like I got much use out of it anyway tbh.

I need more exosuit tech slots in a hurry but I guess I can just get those jumping systems and going to stations.


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“Literally unplayable” is a meme but that’s what this is lmao


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No it's not you whiny twink.

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I was gonna start playing on your suggestion but if the devs are pooping it up and and turning it into some grind fest then frick it

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No, they removed every aspect of grind. There’s no reason to grind even a little bit anymore. There is now a god mode and make everything free toggle. Meanwhile legitimate near-godmode from putting in work for years has been eradicated.


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"work"

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Heck yea. I love games that dont kitty foot around and just let u go crazy from the jump

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Ohnhell nah

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>gaymer detected

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Yeah they'll probably revert it since they've followed every r-slurred suggestion given by the community so far like base building on planets in a game about traveling the galaxy.

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Dramanauts try not to have shit taste challenge :#marseyimpossibru:

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It's fun to fly around space and explore planets.


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So much fun exploring procedurally generated planets full of literally nothing interesting because they're all procedurally generated.

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It can be done in an interesting way like Elite Dangerous. But yea no man's sky's draw is the building/upgrading aspect for sure

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Hope they make it slower and disable mod support.

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They tried to make the game less brain dead?

Should have known their player base would vehemently hate that.

The game has always been nothing more than a grindfest though.

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Prot and a g*mer الله يخرب بيتك

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I commented this before but I traded for one of those living ships from an NPC after playing the game for a few hours and could never find anyone else mention it as a bug. Stopped playing after that.

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Yeah none of that crap matters, devs nerfing top speed is weak shit though, going dangerously fast is like the entire point of a video game. It isn't real life, let us go at suicidal speeds.

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Well I was gonna play this weekend but I guess I'll wait for the patch nerf nerfs

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Games for cute twinks anyways

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Its a single player game, just wait for the mods that bring it back.

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Did they remove the storage glitch on my living spaceship? Ima be upset about that

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Oh no, the devs nerfed a prehistoric game because they hate power fantasy. Anyways; Jarvis open WeMod, select No Man's Sky, launch game.

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Lmao this is why you don't play games like No Mans Sky until the devs are done adding all of their main gameplay loops pleb

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videogames, the worst and most degenerate of all imaginable pastimes, the lowest and most vile of pursuits.

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If you spent as much time trying to get kitty as you do showing off your double down syndrome on the internet you might still have a chance of becoming a man by the time you hit your forties.

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