s and its not as erotic as I'd hoped
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1794680/Vampire_Survivors
Beloved indie game Vampire Survivors has finally reached 1.0 version. The game is a cult classic for its tight and addictive gameplay and minimal story - it's all about the fun
Which is why for 1.0 they hired brave and beautiful trans queen James Stephanie Sterling to write a bunch of lore for it and make some characters trans and add in some thinly veiled chud jokes
There's now hundreds of these delightful little messages, just full of the puns and g*mer humour that Stephanie is known for. Finally, this game is a 10/10
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Idk if this is real I just want to say I hope Jim Sterling has a heart attack and dies
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Ropes are too thin for his kind.
Only heart can succeed.
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*Stephanie
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This is who I hoped could replace TB
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On retrospect, it's hilarious how TB appeared well-adjusted and reasonable only by comparison to his acquaintances, despite having been a drama mine himself. Jesse is a disgusting pile of soy in body and mind, Jim was annoying from the start but jumped on the woke stereotype pipeline with gusto, Dodger is a g*mer gurl, and so on and so on.
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Honestly I'm kinda glad that TB died when he did instead of holding on a while longer. He had major TDS and like you said all his acquaintances are freaks. Today he'd be yet another train-worshipping censorious husk of his former self. He died before he could become a villain.
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This comment is really nothing more than a way to try and tear others down in order to make yourself feel better. It's sad, really. Instead of putting others down, maybe you should try to build yourself up. It's not easy, but it's worth it.
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How much can you bbbbench bbbb-word
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Your breath smells like rotting fish and I can see the crusty remains of your last meal caught in your teeth. You're disgusting.
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Thankfully TB died of butt cancer before current year got him
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He was on his way at the end
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Have you seen how fat xhe is? I'd be shocked if xhe made it to 50.
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Adding leftoid politics to your game
Keeping poltics out of your game and instead using your patchnotes to post rightoid schizo-rants
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thanks for the clarification
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I want it stated for the record that Jim/Stephanie Sterling is one of the ugliest people on the planet
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The moment this fat creature got into a spandex. OH GOD, OH FRICK. I want to forget it!
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Duly noted
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Most beautiful bong.
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Actual most beautiful bong
Edit: More pics because I can
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Who's that?
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Reminds me of Ozzy Osborne
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God fricking darnit
Edit: oh wait, seems like I got coaxed into a snafu. This shit's funny.
I really gotta stop not reading posts and getting mad.
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wtf I come here just for that. My life and the people in it are just too good for me to get mad
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Well la di friggin' da, look at Mr. Humblebrag over here. He's got people in his life that care about him and instead of giving him grief they elavate his existence above the rage and toil of daily life. In fact he is so far removed from any discomfort that he has to come to this (glory)hole in the wall website to even get a taste of the rage he once knew. Like a warm hug it envelops him in comfort and after he leaves here, he is renewed and strenghtend by the fact that even though he no longer has a need for his rage he still has the capacity to get mad if he wanted to. What a man! Nay, dare I say? A god amougst the downtrodden? A beacon of hope personified. Truley a goal to strive for!
Waddaya want? A friggin' medal or something?
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no, just replies like this with seethe
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SHITxistence, that's what I call it
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So it’s fake?
Please god tell me it’s fake, no one should hire sterling for anything
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Nah the two examples are a little funny honestly. They read as satire in a way thewriter did not intend lmao
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So they actually hired fricking sterling?
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Hiring someone on the decline who isn't even good at their primary job to write lore is a weird choice
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Perhaps the devs are dramapilled?
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Eh Jimmy's got a pretty cushy gig tbh. 10k a month on patreon for 1 shit video a week where he just yells the same shit for the 10000th time. And all the validation his yellow, stressed out
heart could want.
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The writing is somehow less funny than somethingawful's front page
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There's a front page?
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Someone should make a fiestacat marsey
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We already have ones for lowtax
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At least link a thread or find some negative reviews, you lazy sperg.
https://old.reddit.com/r/VampireSurvivors/comments/xk1o1l/james_stephanie_jim_sterling_announces_that_they/?sort=controversial
https://www.reveddit.com/v/VampireSurvivors/comments/xk1o1l/james_stephanie_jim_sterling_announces_that_they/?sort=controversial&localSort=controversiality1&ps_after=1663823852
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thank you for your service
I expect this to result in significant seethe on places like kotakuinaction as soon as someone notices lmao
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Jim is such a cuck that he cant even change his name properly without sacrificing his failing brand image.
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I think this is a developing story of how to choke on your own success.
Solo developer builds something that's really fun, it blows up massively with millions and millions of sales, and a year later the credit section lists dozens of people.
Giving what is probably a fairly large amount of money to Jim Sterling and his high school level cringe writing is just the tip of the iceberg. Has anything about the game improved enough to justify a 10x increase in your payroll?
Prediction: Guy's going to try to be a whole indie studio, put out two more titles which will both fail, and go back to being poor.
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How do people play these 240p games? I just can't, even if I try my hardest. It feels like such a time waste
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Based on what? Can you really not play a game if it's below a certain level of graphics?
Video games in general are a time waste.
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unironically yes I can't anymore. its a huge turn off for me. maybe coz I have been playing since the OG prince of persia and seen the gfx advances and can't get myself to play these 2d shits
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Fair play. I've been playing for a similar amount of time and find myself going back to SNES games and the like.
If the gameplay is fun I can always overlook graphics.
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Yeah i love the games I played before, i even replay games I played and like captain claw etc even though they are 2d. its just, currently the game has to look good for me to atleast jump over this barrier i have to experience the game play. Its the same reason I can't get myself to play factorio but I spend endless time on Cities skylines, banised and other games
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lmao ok g*mer
jerk off to your 569fps boring butt triple a games about walking forward slowly through a bad b-movie while the rest of us play games that are actually fun
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I have like 100 hours in it lol. It’s a fun game to play while listening to podcasts or radio dramas.
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Man, that one really went off the deep end. They need help, but like from a psychiatrist as opposed to some hack with an arts degree.
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Canadian healthcare system help maybe
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'Checkmate Chuds'
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At least they're making their own stuff. Instead of adaptation invading actually good stories like usual.
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He should take off the wig and go back to playing terrible indie horror games and pooping on game developers for selling DLC
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Snapshots:
https://web.archive.org/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1794680/Vampire_Survivors
https://archive.ph/?url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1794680/Vampire_Survivors&run=1 (click to archive)
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1794680/Vampire_Survivors (click to archive)
https://web.archive.org/https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684129265331782.webp
https://archive.ph/?url=https://i.imgur.com/7GVBQQG_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=high&run=1 (click to archive)
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://i.imgur.com/7GVBQQG_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=high (click to archive)
https://web.archive.org/https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841292658783352.webp
https://archive.ph/?url=https://i.imgur.com/GR3nqfk_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=high&run=1 (click to archive)
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://i.imgur.com/GR3nqfk_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=high (click to archive)
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I can't even find the lore ingame
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Apparently it's in the bestiary. Here's another example.
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fricking ouch that comment hurts. don't do my man terry like that
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They put Blizzard employees in the game?
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It would be a horror game then.
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Aah I didn't have that unlock
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That was legit funny
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Trans Lives Matter, unlike cute twink gaymers
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I almost bought this last night
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even tho this is fake, I wouldn't. Looks like a textbook dopamine overload game that reveals it's shallow and repetitive 3 hours in so you can't get a refund
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its like 5 bucks neighbor you can afford to skip on a donut once
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a donut has more value than shitty pixel skinner box #29492
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That's why I didn't buy it. I have a game similar to it on my phone and that is free.
What are they selling? Shitty graphics and repetitive gameplay.
I have never cared about game lore.
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It’s a well rounded autoclicker with actual progression mechanics. It’s also like $5.
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It's not the cost in money but the cost in time to play it. Don't want to play it
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Whats the game you have on your phone
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Magic survival.
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U r wrong
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It is good lol unironically don't cuck yourself out of a good game because of like five lines of cringe buried under three hidden submenus
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I made the decision to not buy it before seeing this thread.
I didn't know any of the Jim Sterling stuff before this
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